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  Take me back

  Can we have our 24/7 Walmarts with the lobster tanks and dollar menus back too? .29 cent hamburgers at McDonalds on Tuesdays and .39 cheeseburgers on Thursdays?

  1d

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  Still hurts tho

  Just had to walk away from my girlfriend running around my back with one of my good buddy's. I feel this....

  2026-05-30 10:28

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  dongs in a garage

  Lived here since 2014. Fenris is correct

  2026-04-22 03:33

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  Thaaaaats where they went! Fml

  This is one of those "if you know, you know..." Memes lol. Built enough AR's to know to keep 10 spare ones around at all times.

  2026-04-19 14:40

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  Shakespearean actor

  Really...

  2026-04-17 19:34

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  Physics said nope

  A smooth, orderly, and streamlined movement of fluids (liquids or gases) where particles move in parallel layers with minimal mixing between them. It generally occurs at low velocities, high viscosity, or in small channels, appearing almost stationary.

  2026-04-16 14:48

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  Physics said nope

  Laminar flow!

  2026-04-16 14:46

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  why cross

  Hey hey!

  2026-04-07 13:52

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  Right into my trap

  The horrible use of commas in the first 2 numbers...

  2026-03-28 03:57

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  Random spanish chaos

  Breaking Bad stars Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul launched Dos Hombres, an artisanal Mezcal. They tour different Costco's and do sampling as part of the promotion. Happened at mine here in Arizona about a year or two ago.

  2026-03-27 12:43

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  Spider man gets love interests but endless suffering

  A threesome? No thanks, if I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I'll just take my parents out to dinner.

  2026-03-21 13:53

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  Rest in Peace Chuck... You were one of the goats.

  We lost a legend. But, I bet Chuck at least gave death a round house kick to the face before we went. Rest easy.

  2026-03-20 13:05

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  Astral projection isn't an HOV lane

  Not true, with the right amount of alcohol, you'll go from standing to asleep.

  2026-03-15 16:17

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  We all know it

  Not a penny more.

  2026-03-13 18:44

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  Petty valentines revenge

  It's Real program. You can name a rat too lol

  2026-03-13 13:01

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  Friday the 13th panic

  Good news folks! It happens again in November too.

  2026-03-12 17:08

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  Suspicious surprise

  I live about 15 minutes from this sign. The prison is Perryville women's prison, the Zoo is the Wildlife Zoo on Northern and Suprise is the city like Syntax said :)

  2026-03-09 13:04

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  Mom bought mystery bowls again

  Absolutely outstanding answer!

  2026-02-12 16:56

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  Paramedic casually inserting himself into chaos

  Firefighter Chronicles :)

  2026-02-11 15:58

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  Ladies and gentlemen if you’ll look to your left you’...

  This was a joke article everyone...

  2025-10-14 22:09

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  nope, am not answering questions at this time

  https://www.facebook.com/share/v/19m7PiKThr/

  2025-10-05 14:51

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  Saw a guy at the gym telling himself: remember what she did

  My heart felt that...

  2025-10-01 18:25

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  Why not work one really long day and relax the rest of th...

  Who works 7 days a week??

  2025-09-25 16:27

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  stab proof fit check

  Or... a gun.

  2025-07-22 22:17

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  Surge: a soda from the 90s that felt straight out of cart...

  Yes, and please ignore our multiple forms of cancer because it was delicious lol.

  2025-07-18 10:38

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  Don't ask why - you won't like the answer.

  Costco always

  2025-07-02 02:57

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  Title

  Hey, we're in the same hell hole!

  2025-06-30 06:06

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  We can be friends.

  If you like this... then you will love this shirt! Lol. I wear it everywhere and get so many compliments. https://www.ninelineapparel.com/products/tstri-rat-gat?srsltid=AfmBOooYL0gCplJTLoAdljYMHIwgvQwEO68lIeqY1RV2YkZB6-Ek-Ioc

  2025-06-30 05:54

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  golden retriever vs german shepherd in the shower wars

  Very few people know what a Malinois is sadly.

  2025-06-18 21:26

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  Doggos

  Anyone interested, look up DDR Shepherds.

  2025-06-04 12:54

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  boom right on the nuts

  Anti-Trump rally* and that's goodnight left nut. Lol

  2025-05-28 07:58

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  "Moderate"

  Or... he has some a great job destroying one of the most beautiful states with outrageous taxes, piss poor spending, open borders, and eliminating the very definition of the word "crime."

  2025-04-02 07:33

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  FAFO with Tesla!

  Guys, remember, most of the states this is happening in got rid of felonies. They were too mean lol. Cringe is essential legal there and no criminal sees justice, only a legal process.

  2025-04-02 05:07

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  True friendship means making jokes until you're 90

  Well, given the smoking hot wife and kids... I mean, I think bi is your best shot and even that is pretty damn low lol.

  2025-04-01 09:18

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  Happy lil fella

  They are known to make friends with drivers and chase off other sharks because they are being possessive over their friend lol.

  2025-02-24 02:21

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  Awkz

  He told the undercover officer that age nine was a "tad late" to start sexual activity.

  2025-02-10 05:33

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  Sociology professor

  Can someone publish this list? I need to study.

  2025-02-04 08:02

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  oh Homer…

  Ha, a Homer joke.

  2024-10-23 18:36

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  Dental care is healthcare

  Fine. Eyes should not be an add-on to health insurance then.

  2024-10-21 04:04

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  Accountant with a 1000 yard stare

  Delta.

  2024-07-17 15:20

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  Shared for greater good....

  Usually around 150° ish

  2024-06-23 17:10

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  Good kitty

  If you haven't seen the Hannibal TV series, it's pretty cool!

  2024-06-02 19:54

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  Real onez

  Maybe they were early Boeing whistleblowers?

  2024-05-07 12:16

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  He did his own research

  I think he did an interview with Rogan. Joe actually got kind of pissed at him if I recall. Don't remember the name but search Rogan podcast addiction and you'll find it!

  2024-04-05 10:25

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  Smexy dog

  Kid with headphones on? The snoot is the headphones.

  2024-03-29 17:25

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  Tennessee cop stonks

  $500,000 for anyone wondering.

  2024-03-25 11:56

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  Title

  "water holdings that threaten the human right to water."

  2024-03-20 15:44

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  Title

  The investment has fueled concerns that Harvard is using its $39 billion endowment to hoard water rights amid rising global temperatures. In May 2018, environmentalist Kat Taylor resigned from Harvard's board of overseers, citing ethical concerns about

  2024-03-20 15:44

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  Title

  Harvard University has purchased thousands of acres of California vineyards worth an estimated $305 million. The vineyards' prime access to groundwater makes them increasingly valuable during a drought.

  2024-03-20 15:43

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  What

  If you don't watch Friday's With Frank, get your act together lol.

  2024-03-08 15:04

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  Title

  I was literally about to say this. My Brother prints EVERY damn time and hasn't need anything other than paper in the year I've had it. Amazing printer!

  2024-03-07 15:03

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  Romania's birthday

  The black coating over the barrel is a handguard and that is a very appropriate and proper grip for an AR platform.

  2023-12-04 12:14

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  Y u do dis

  Form 4 if you're buying one. Form 1 if building if memory serves. I love my JK modular can!

  2023-09-28 10:26

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  RIP

  He passed away die to liver failure from alcohol abuse. Godspeed to a voice of our generation.

  2023-09-04 17:30

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  This VR is so realistic

  And all he did was pay rent so far...

  2023-06-07 20:35

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  Jetson Aerospace

  20 minute flight time and the pilot can weight a max of 210 pounds.

  2023-05-05 09:18

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  The Makers

  Jesse Lee Peterson FTW

  2022-11-13 10:04

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  Fuck you poor people

  And this is why high school needs to teach financial education classes. Balancing a checkbook, saving for retirement, basics of investing... etc.

  2022-10-13 16:06

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  Some people drink this

  Now I gotta find a can to add to my Untapped list.

  2022-09-23 18:00

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  I hate you Kyle

  More Doug and, for that matter, Rugrat memes!

  2022-09-10 02:28

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  Laser cleaning

  Aim it at your buddy's crotch...

  2022-09-01 00:46

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  I love this

  Only 311 people will get this.

  2022-08-21 09:24

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  Just say to assault rifles

  Just fired one of these 2 weeks ago in Wyoming at a Costa Ludus vehicle class. It costs around $1,100 for around 25 seconds of .308 ammo. You can see the video on Costa's Instagram.

  2022-07-27 12:48

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  Scratch this

  Or a taxi cab!

  2022-06-24 13:16

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  the last cat

  Is it Player 1 Video Game bar in Vegas?? Because that place is the best!

  2022-06-23 07:55

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  Bruh

  Are you thinking of The Men Who Stare at Goats?

  2022-06-21 19:48

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  Farming

  100° heat does not wipe out up to 10,000 cows in a day. The news even said it went from the low 90's to 100°. So around 7 extra degrees killed thousands of cattle? No way. I live in the Phoenix Valley, we regularly get to 110-118° and no mass casualties.

  2022-06-17 17:58

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  I hate amber heard

  The Rock is replacing him...

  2022-05-31 10:51

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  Is gud, no?

  Baskin Robbins Gold Medal Ribbon. Grew up on that shit.

  2022-04-27 05:21

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  The black version of Jordan Peterson

  Jesse Lee Peterson

  2022-03-31 11:32

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  Can I have a penny?

  That particular penny is worth about $0.75

  2022-03-24 16:55

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  Missed opportunity

  elections. They should have given the data to the CIA to investigate so how/ why Hillary got it is the big mystery...

  2022-02-17 10:09

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  Missed opportunity

  According to WSJ, The company in charge of providing internet access to the White House leaked data gathered during Trump's term to the Hillary Campaign. They said it was to protect national security because they feared Russia would interfere with the 2016

  2022-02-17 10:08

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  Yes we do

  Crotch goblins?

  2022-02-04 04:17

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  Does that cop have gauges?

  No officer that I'm aware of wears an "armed officer" patch...

  2022-01-30 09:47

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  use ittttttt

  The date was Jan 20, 2020. A time before all the bullshit really started.

  2022-01-18 09:51

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  big brain time

  Your mother-in-law needs new cabinets then.

  2022-01-13 08:41

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  Leftie talking points make no sense.

  Policies that make the US more independent from OPEC+ oil would almost 100% prevent this. Now we have Biden begging OPEC+ to increase production and sell us more. What was their response? They ignored him and laughed. https://foreignpolicy.com/2021/11/04

  2021-12-30 06:48

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  sry bro

  Understandable. Little dude expends a ton of energy. Rest up.

  2021-11-27 17:37

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  You won't right?

  That's pronounced yale.

  2021-11-25 09:07

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  its not a gif

  Thank God Arizona doesn't partake in this nonsense.

  2021-11-10 10:29

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  That's what a burgers all about

  If they offered stock, it would be higher than Chipolte's stock. They are a private company which is one reason they continue to dominate in the corporate world.

  2021-10-29 06:48

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  Who uses Greek letters

  Don't forget those people that trade options.

  2021-10-27 17:17

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  Bring it on

  I've done it with bruised, discounted apples from the store. A fun way to make your house smell like yeast

  2021-10-13 21:30

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  I've listened to that song to the point it makes me sick

  Seems the world is falling down around me

  2021-10-13 07:44

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  Le beowulf

  Standard 30 round AR mags can also hold 10 rounds of .458 SOCOM.

  2021-10-13 07:37

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  Bring it on

  If prohibition taught us anything it's that alcohol will survive.

  2021-10-02 06:53

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  No idea how long I'll be back, but second comment is mood

  I lost my streak of 2229 due to similar reasons.

  2021-09-30 02:35

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  run

  Hydrate more, darken your room so you sleep well during the day and try a B complex vitamin.

  2021-09-26 03:45

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  Hmm

  Keep standing up for your beliefs!

  2021-09-22 07:36

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  Truth

  Jesus fuck

  2021-09-16 11:27

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  I'm just a friendly racoon

  Samsungs have been waterproof for some time now...

  2021-09-12 03:01

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  wholesome

  Moments like this should make everyone of us who take life for granted appreciate the little things. Try not to stress as much. Enjoy life. Cheers friends.

  2021-08-25 18:22

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  shoves you into chocolate

  

  2021-07-22 05:16

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  Rip Dogecoin

  Just use Robinhood

  2021-05-09 17:38

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  Doge Coins soon to be more valuable than bitcoin

  Doge investor here. Got in a .003 per coin. I think it has potential to go up to a dollar if not higher, but that might take years. Unless Daddy Elon keeps pushing it!

  2021-01-30 00:58

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  fear me.....I AM THE DARK!!!

  Just cook it properly this time.

  2021-01-14 04:45

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  I like dogs

  Nah. Neither Titan or I want to go into gross houses. Come outside because at least I can see you're not hiding an AT4 on your front lawn.

  2021-01-13 14:41

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  The message is loud and clear

  

  2020-11-29 06:18

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  ...nice...

  As someone who has no idea how much Uber, Lyft and other ridesharing drivers usually make, am I reading that correctly that for 4 hours of work this person could make or "cash out" $15.64? Or did they make the $69.69 for the 4 hours?

  2020-11-15 17:49

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