squirtle

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squirtle | 2014-08-25 22:00

.....

88% 2324

squirtle | 2014-08-10 23:00

xD

85% 1806

squirtle | 2013-04-07 01:00

30th comment gets a girlfriend

93% 1790

squirtle | 2013-04-06 21:00

30th comment gets nudes pics of Emma Watson

89% 1386

squirtle | 2013-04-06 20:00

20th comment gets a pretty kitty that has a miniature flame thrower and a lowrider

93% 1797

squirtle | 2013-04-06 02:00

40th comment gets a pet squirtle

94% 2087

squirtle | 2013-02-18 01:30

xD

86% 1279

squirtle | 2013-01-02 19:30

lol

94% 1420

squirtle | 2012-11-25 16:01

True story

94% 1400

squirtle | 2012-11-25 16:01

true story

95% 1767

squirtle | 2012-11-25 04:00

lol

90% 738

squirtle | 2012-11-21 20:00

lol

93% 874

squirtle | 2012-11-04 12:00

Scumbag Guest

81% 532

Latest comments

Girls, huh?
Lol 3 years ago, brings memories man

2015-08-03 18:58
+24
Thats some true broman shit right there
You watch too many Movies, and I have too many STDs

2015-07-12 06:47
+14
That body!
well it will get you fit, and possible leg muscles but no upper body at all, and that's the most important

2014-09-27 16:51
-8
That body!
you probably don't

2014-09-27 16:42
+29
That body!
don't go on memedroid they don't know shit, I literally turned my data on for 1 minute to check and it already made me mad

2014-09-27 16:41
-5
That body!
jogging won't give you muscles, are you retarded

2014-09-27 16:40
-6
That body!
don't do that, if you are do it 4 times a day to compete failure (look up failure)

2014-09-27 16:40
+4
That body!
Do you think he I a flab of skin? only pathetic losers do that, that will get you fit but it won't show up like a gym routine would

2014-09-27 16:39
+3
me when i realise my phone is not in my pocket
alright bruh, Imma go to the out in about 20 minutes, that will give you 7 hours to think of a comeback, if you keep your traditions up, you will be able to write 7 sentences. good luck, cause your my bitch right now

2014-09-27 15:06
-4
me when i realise my phone is not in my pocket
I'm back, holy shit your mad , calm your man tits

2014-09-27 15:04
-4
me when i realise my phone is not in my pocket
how you gonna talk shit about my come back when it took you an hour to write one sentence

2014-09-27 14:23
-5
me when i realise my phone is not in my pocket
you took an hour to write a comeback..... a whole fucking hour, so how about your fatass self does something Productive, go walk or something you fatass, your obviously mad, so I already won the argument. the rest of our Convo is me toying with you

2014-09-27 14:19
-6
me when i realise my phone is not in my pocket
he is still thinking of a comeback

2014-09-27 13:44
-6
me when i realise my phone is not in my pocket
only hard thing around here is my dick goin in yo mommmaaaa

2014-09-27 13:30
-7
me when i realise my phone is not in my pocket
this nigga think he hard but his profile pic is a scare crow trying give a hug, smh

2014-09-27 13:26
-6
me when i realise my phone is not in my pocket
OOOOOOhhhh he used" nigga" give him a medal, stfu kid, you ain't hard, So how about your fatass does something productive instead of sitting your ass around and arguing with a turtle

2014-09-27 13:24
-9
me when i realise my phone is not in my pocket
Your fucking name has the word "eat" in it, your a fatass, I don't need to even argue with you

2014-09-27 13:10
-11
me when i realise my phone is not in my pocket
Your the exact person I pictured, fat,.unsocial, loner, and useless in life

2014-09-27 13:06
-11
me when i realise my phone is not in my pocket
Your fatass isn't special and your talking shit? try getting a job with your fucked up ears fatty <3

2014-09-27 13:05
-21
me when i realise my phone is not in my pocket
I'm going out today and I'm not an unsocial fatfuck loner like all of you

2014-09-27 13:01
-27
ninth comment's crush doesnt text bsck afyer reading the ...
so get your unsocial ass a few friends and stop watching kid shows

2014-09-27 04:08
+1
ninth comment's crush doesnt text bsck afyer reading the ...
and where the fuck Did you get" beheading white people" I could care less about what they did to that dumbass reporter, if all you know about isis Is they beheaded a reporter then just leave,

2014-09-27 04:07
0
ninth comment's crush doesnt text bsck afyer reading the ...
I assume your just some unsocial loner who gets mad at the slightest things, Did the KKK create a war in which their had to be Air craft bombings? or did they kill entire cities of people, did they kill 500 female soldiers?

2014-09-27 04:06
0
ninth comment's crush doesnt text bsck afyer reading the ...
the KKK probably killed 1000 people all together isis killed thousands, YOU need to open you eyes, stop being brainwashed by the media,

2014-09-27 04:04
-1
ninth comment's crush doesnt text bsck afyer reading the ...
Isis killed entire villages of people, .I seen a video of them killing 500 citizens, .and.you think that's equal with killing 1 black person? and they never crucified a black guy, they burn crosses to reflect on God and "purify" the cross, you know nothin

2014-09-27 04:02
0
my stash
fatass

2014-09-27 04:00
+1
ninth comment's crush doesnt text bsck afyer reading the ...
comparing isis to the KKK is like comparing a school bully to a serial killer

2014-09-27 01:57
+12
vancouver canucks fans destroying city
to the homeless shelter to help serve? nah, I'm not Canadian....

2014-09-26 22:17
-3
Wasn't a leg day if you can barely walk.
you obviously have (pic), can you explain to the kid above yu that soreness is real, cause he doesn't believe, I guess our bodies adapt to workouts differently

2014-09-26 20:33
+2
Wasn't a leg day if you can barely walk.
you obviously never worked out in our life

2014-09-26 20:33
+2
Wasn't a leg day if you can barely walk.
it's worse the day after, y'all faggots haven't even worked out so y'all should listen to an O.G

2014-09-26 20:04
-8
vancouver canucks fans destroying city
they are fucking pussies overall though

2014-09-26 19:33
-8
Title
shut up fatass

2014-09-26 19:26
-7
logic, if y'all were enslaved for less than 50 years you shouldn't give a fuck,

2014-09-25 22:59
-4
Have white people been slaves for more than 400 years? and was it within the last 500 years?

2014-09-25 22:36
-5
One of the best presidents ever
best president hands down

2014-09-25 22:29
-3
IS won't know what hit em
Canada!

2014-09-25 22:26
0
Goodbye fellas
The donkeys neck will break when the recoil kicks in

2014-09-25 22:26
+6
KE
boys need to, I mean stop being a pussy, sorry for being so vulgar

2014-09-25 22:21
+3
Bad decisions were made here
What if I told you that people without phones (me) are still too poor and do this...

2014-09-25 22:19
+12
Other species didn't put them into slavery for 400 years

2014-09-25 22:18
+25
srsly
I think your thinking the photo is talking about fallout NV cause you mentioned nightkins (forgot the name, .close enough) but they are talking about fallout 3 and Fawkes

2014-09-25 16:40
+10
hahaha pewds...
I don't find pewdiepie funny and his viewers are mostly immature

2014-09-25 13:22
-1
titan
have you seen them fight? not being racist but they fight like blacks all in a group against a smaller group, I seen a video of them fighting old people cause the old people would get annoyed and they would hit them with their boards, they don't fight fair

2014-09-25 13:17
+3
Cop cop cop
a custom Chicago license plates (my cousin gots one)

2014-09-25 13:12
+1
Cop cop cop
I'm sorry for being a dick, but I doubt that is Canada, that is a standard issue American cop uniform, he has the gun all American cops are issued, he has all the equipment all American cops are issued and the car is an American car. not to mention he has.

2014-09-25 13:06
+1
My science it to low to use it
I've never actually wanted something as much as this

2014-09-25 12:55
+4
ohhhhhh
capitalist America jokes are old, I remember them in 2008 when World at War came out

2014-09-25 02:14
-7
+
6'7

2014-09-24 22:54
-4
Swerve bitch
my side chick is a skinny Mexican girl who wants to suck my dick after home coming

2014-09-24 22:47
-13
wow
I remember kids always putting "turn to page #" and they would have stupid shit or it would be a puzzle, most of you rich people don't understand this

2014-09-24 20:03
+7
secret feature
HOLY SHIT I SAW THE /B/ THREAD THAT ASKED TO MAKE THIS , THIS IS WHY /B/ IS ABOVE EVERYTHING CAUSE ALL IDEAS ARE CREATED .IM SO FUCKING SUPRISED

2014-09-24 20:01
-7
Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?
kill any stranger, oh wait y'all are new fags to the Elder scrolls

2014-09-24 19:55
-7
free.com
"blackmanscience"......... he talked about black people

2014-09-22 19:40
-4
free.com
of course someone already brought race into it even though it's the same price for every race.

2014-09-22 02:07
-10
But really.
fatasses, it's bad enough the rolls are unhealthy

2014-09-21 01:59
-13
Truth
the NFL didn't pay NEARLY as much back then.

2014-09-21 01:04
+3
Hypocrites
I'm 6'4

2014-09-20 15:36
-57
good guy south afrika
the USA has the most active nukes, but Russia is literally 1 or 2 behind

2014-09-20 15:28
+4
thirsty?
my first thought

2014-09-20 15:23
+44
he do
I've actually wore a backpack like that to school for about a month. it was my brothers , And we couldn't afford a new backpavk

2014-09-20 15:21
+5
Hypocrites
short fuckers are really gay, 6'2 and higher are where it's at.

2014-09-20 15:19
-65
gentlemen...... eat on
you can't outplay me .I'm a level 90 paladin

2014-09-20 02:47
+18
gentlemen...... eat on
your pussy probably has 50 calories per serving

2014-09-20 00:38
+73
Canada's rising up
he was brainwashed

2014-09-19 19:47
0
Canada's rising up
y'all are faggots

2014-09-19 19:46
-6
True story!
You're supposed to put a space between the coma and "Thank you".

2014-09-18 19:55
-4
Russians
I've seen like 5 American basketball players do that. ....

2014-09-18 19:48
+6
i love steam
that's algae, it's natural

2014-09-18 01:30
+9
i love steam
how?

2014-09-18 01:29
+4
whos line is it anyways?
*bites finger softly*

2014-09-18 01:07
+88
doors
Murica'!

2014-09-18 00:55
-2
usually on Friday nights
get a life you Canadian fatass

2014-09-17 21:05
-7
He loved those cookies
there are 1000s of these photos of the same plot, people just wanna use pics That work

2014-09-17 02:01
-2
He loved those cookies
there are 10 in the left picture and 9 in the right, fake....

2014-09-17 00:54
-4
Forest Gump
football players were

2014-09-17 00:51
+16
Crazy weather
38,

2014-09-16 22:47
+11
Things at Walmart
it's on of those black metal rods that have logos on them, he is probably 2 feet away, I was messing with those things the other day

2014-09-16 22:44
+19
Crazy weather
it was 108 degrees in Houston and it was 57 with a thunderstorm, I had to play a football game in it

2014-09-16 22:41
+10
anime game too strong
Ectomorph. ....

2014-09-15 22:34
+38
Hahaha
But the endurance bobble-head is inside

2014-09-15 22:32
+24
such a sweet looking kitty
you like ponies

2014-09-15 22:05
-3
Anyways here's waterwall
omg. .

2014-09-15 22:04
+2
Thanks Fallout....
fallout 3. Its just better, better story, A LOT better side stories and ALOT more cities and secret cities! !!

2014-09-15 19:31
+2
Thanks Fallout....
Good authors too who once knew better words now only use 4 letter words writing pros, anything goes!

2014-09-15 19:30
+5
ladies and gentlemen, tonight, racism will be singing for...
why can't y'all just accept y'all fuck up some times?

2014-09-14 23:01
-12
ladies and gentlemen, tonight, racism will be singing for...
she was held Down and was told she was a prostitute, of course you white fatasses can't just accept you guys fuck up every once in a while

2014-09-14 21:15
-29
my older brother looks nice

2014-09-14 15:08
-9
eh
Most American pic of the day

2014-09-14 13:51
-3
.
if you have a curfew Just fucking leave, you are pussy

2014-09-14 00:08
-3
Can you Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?
1,2,4

2014-09-13 18:39
0
women logic
well if you are like the one on the left you obviously don't care about your body so why should a girl care about you?

2014-09-13 12:56
+26
bros
meanwhile in Europe: *Nothing happening* (CAUSE THEY DONT HELP FOR SHIT)

2014-09-13 02:02
-8
I'd probably use it to hold my nuts... seems fitting
I did that once, but I just kept the pelt as a cup holder

2014-09-13 01:27
-3
PE was annoying
PE? only fatties have that class, athletics is where the men are

2014-09-12 22:11
-22
Perhaps it's because she's asian
I've seen that, ALL the kids chose the white one...

2014-09-12 22:09
+41
...
world war 1 mostly. "1911"

2014-09-12 21:17
+16
faggot

2014-09-11 22:12
-17
:o
OP? this isn't /B/ faggot

2014-09-11 02:14
-20
Can we all take a moment of silence for everybody who los...
I bet Mr.protov is gonna comment

2014-09-11 02:13
+11

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