shadefiend

12
Followers | 12
Following |

9943
Ranked

|

518039
Score

8 Memes

shadefiend | 2016-08-18 22:00

Really Florida?

71% 1450

shadefiend | 2016-07-15 07:00

Part 1

83% 1513

shadefiend | 2016-06-26 12:30

Lighter I got the other day, I present E-T-Rex

78% 1302

shadefiend | 2016-05-25 04:30

Stargate

83% 1527

shadefiend | 2016-04-10 03:30

Parent Teacher conference done right

78% 1426

shadefiend | 2016-03-23 13:00

.

87% 2235

shadefiend | 2016-01-25 03:00

Forever alone Mr. Handy

78% 1429

shadefiend | 2014-04-05 19:00

True

77% 1680

Latest comments

Lmbo
When was she ever relevant?

2016-10-28 07:03
+19
Got this idea off the internet, had to post!
I live in bumfuck, Florida, so you should be able to find it. Like I said, should be next to the root beer

2016-10-05 23:15
0
Got this idea off the internet, had to post!
Just buy one bottle of each and mix it all together

2016-10-05 22:10
0
Got this idea off the internet, had to post!
You can buy cream soda anywhere they sell A&W root beer, it's basically just a vanilla flavored soda

2016-10-05 22:10
+1
Karma
It's a back harness, because most "professional" road bikes don't have the mounting holes for a water bottle cage. They kinda look like a group of weekend warriors, honestly though.

2016-10-04 10:33
-3
Trump
The most expensive pack here is $8,and that's for Virginia Slims

2016-09-25 07:12
+7
Redneck
Just the thought made me almost barf. That's nasty

2016-09-18 15:00
+4
fact time
If you swallow a kernel of corn whole, the outer layer prevents the inside from being digested, so you will shit out a whole kernel. However if you crack the shell, your stomach acid can dissolve about 90% of it.

2016-09-03 02:45
+3
ok I'm not an atheist
Actually, the original name is Gojira, but when said by a native Japanese speaker, it sounds like godzilla, and the name stuck

2016-09-02 10:47
+2
K
Yeah, but only 6 were consecutive, the other 5 or so weren't

2016-08-21 00:54
+5
K
6 in a fucking row, wtf

2016-08-21 00:44
+9
Really Florida?
He was apparently on Flokka, at least that's what the article called it.

2016-08-19 01:51
+6
To London i go!
It is real, except it will be in Geneva, Switzerland, not London.

2016-08-17 21:38
+15
What to do when there's a sharknado
This actually made me want to see this movie a little bit now

2016-08-11 19:01
+4
Dedication at its finest
He probably just ended up forgetting about it

2016-08-09 10:40
-2
I want one.
It's a puppet

2016-08-07 19:59
+3
Cool
Spool of twine, actually

2016-07-25 02:00
+4
Run,bitch! RUUUNN
Pennsylvania, actually

2016-07-23 02:47
+1
How ironic
It's an indigenous language called Nuumte Oote, just in case anyone else reads still reads the comments this far back

2016-07-22 03:47
0
Run,bitch! RUUUNN
Basically he'd squeeze the embalming fluid onto Marijuana and then smoke it

2016-07-20 09:30
+11
Atleast it's OC
Who the fuck puts mayonnaise on toast?

2016-07-19 07:30
+12
Spiderman>batman
Who the fuck tries to rob a waffle house?

2016-07-14 11:08
+19
kys
Actually, that was part of an art project she was working on, there's an article about it

2016-07-07 04:31
-3
mob
I shit my pants

2016-07-04 13:32
+13
Racist AF
Wow, right when he started dancing, Pharrells happy started playing on the radio

2016-07-03 01:26
+6
skills
There's a number of variables, from the rim and spoke composition to the sheer number of spokes, as well as the inflation of the tire

2016-06-29 10:40
+16
that's how I roll
No it won't

2016-06-29 10:38
+23
I didn't know these exsisted..
Yes, however the truck would have more forces acting upon it than a small car, with the increased friction, air resistance, extra weight. If you hit one of these in your car, and keep accelerating, you MIGHT be able to do a jump

2016-06-22 23:49
-9
burning man is for rich kids who want to be hippies for a...
Actually, this is just another Black Southern Baptist lady hat

2016-06-11 13:14
+8
.
Too hot

2016-05-31 23:20
+1
Ba dum tssss, shitty pun? :(
It's a remake of a tumblr post

2016-05-29 07:26
+2
Im too young to remember
This is nothing compared to Jay Jay the Jetplane, I still have nightmares about that shit

2016-05-15 02:51
+20
Best McDonals
McGusta. You had the opportunity and you missed it.

2016-04-18 23:17
+4
Absolute Savagery
The fuck is this shit?

2016-03-05 07:38
+16
Bring me the booty
Not just a repost, but a repost of a repost from a different site

2016-02-25 00:09
+2
It may pass moderation
100 missed calls from mom

2016-02-17 23:14
+2
Kids today will never know this nightmare
Disturbed also did a cover of Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel, shits pretty badass

2016-01-18 23:37
+8
Aerosmith...
Total opposite of a problem

2016-01-07 22:05
+25
Cold
Who turns on the shower while inside it?

2016-01-07 22:02
+12
Only sailors and marines will understand
Submarine berthing was even smaller

2015-12-31 02:29
+1
title likes to eat cookies
There actually is a distinct difference between vaping and smoking when it comes to the medical field. Smoking causes tar build up whereas vaping does not.

2015-11-29 02:03
+1
This.
Or Hitler either

2015-09-30 04:36
+4
Spongebob
It's a fin, people

2015-09-30 04:25
+4
Lol
Some actually do, such as a cell phone they had prior to going homeless, etc. Homelessness sucks, and the way we treat people who have fallen on hard times is deplorable

2015-09-29 14:41
+2
Do or do not
I'd eat them, hold the syrup

2015-09-28 02:51
+8
:c
How did this get any upvotes?

2015-09-26 05:47
+5
If you find, share please.
Still hot, though

2015-09-26 03:54
+15
Gotta get my priorities straight
That's not even a symbol of actual Satanism. The satanic symbol is a cross with 2 horizontal lines sitting atop an infinity symbol

2015-09-25 04:05
-1
Fabulous!!!
Top rated meme on all of memedroid and it's just "eh"

2015-09-23 08:38
+2
-drools-
Sushi

2015-09-23 02:37
+1
did you know
Ah yes, the love hotels.

2015-09-22 01:05
+6
Japanese
Japanese also has different ways of saying "I love you" depending on whether you mean familial, friends or romantic. Some examples are aishiteru, daisuke, skidesu etc. (I apologize if I romanized them wrong, I'm currently studying spoken only)

2015-09-22 01:03
+7
pint of beer
Depending upon the country you're drinking it in, the average American beer is approximately 8% abv, whereas in Europe I've seen typically between 10-12% abv.

2015-09-21 04:57
+4
murica
The thing is, that "bitch" was just doing her job While it is bullshit to have to pay for extra sauce, she could have gotten fired if she gave more for free, which is some extra bullshit.

2015-09-21 04:40
+2
Very expensive fiji water
So we're overpriced and leave a nasty feeling in your mouth?

2015-09-21 01:30
+10
^ω^ /☢
I doubt a 13 year old figured out nuclear fusion, seeing as we still don't have the technology to contain that amount of power, nuclear fission, however, I could believe,seeing as how that is the type of nuclear power used in plants and ships etc.

2015-09-20 15:47
+24
I can still hear his creepy laugh
Gotta love tales from the crypt, but it definitely was NOT for kids

2015-09-19 02:36
+2
SO MANY LEVELS OF YES
So many levels of fuck off

2015-09-17 02:06
+2
Papa Satan
The five point star actually has no place in actual Satanism, or Luciferian, the use of the pentacle in Satanism is a purely Hollywood construct, as is the inverted cross.

2015-09-15 04:16
+3
...
It's never too late for coffee, nor too early for booze

2015-09-14 04:44
+2
Idea credit: husband
Same here, why throw out a good container too

2015-09-13 22:08
+2
Idea credit: husband
*when you're poor

2015-09-13 21:27
+8
How to keep your kid from getting lost....fucking retarded
It's honestly a pretty good idea if you're taking your kids to a theme park

2015-08-30 18:35
+75
....
More or less, each eye sees a different perspective, fooling our brains

2015-08-29 21:00
+7
Taylor, silly Taylor. xD
And op waited 2 years to post this

2015-08-29 19:35
+59
Just mother russia
Very good at wasting communist money too, as it is the only submarine with a swimming pool and an aviary on board

2015-08-27 00:41
+3
Oh my god..
If you look hard enough

2015-08-26 12:27
+7
Oh my god..
They are illegal in the US due to a law that actually predates the Kinder eggs themselves. Basically the law states that no food items marketed for kids should contain small, non-edible choking hazards. Of course, you can still find "illegal" stuff,

2015-08-26 12:25
+8
Start an ABC's chain in the comments whoever ruins it get...
Reviving bugs would be a great power for a supervillain. Just toss in a garbage bag of dead bugs into the room and bring them back to life. Or you could prank a roommate with it, just cover them in bugs whilst thy sleep.

2015-08-19 04:47
+2
Pizza
Looks more like Chinese to me

2015-08-04 04:43
+3
Floridians am I right
It was in Florida, but the worst part is it wasn't because he was attracted to the alligator, but for revenge.

2015-07-21 01:46
+4
I love John Oliver!!!
I tried it just because, it was ehh.

2015-07-21 00:59
+4
Americans...
Well judging from Internet comments, it's little known, although I know that's a limited pool of information

2015-07-03 20:44
+1
Look at him, look at him and smile
Yep, dachshund is German for badger hound

2015-07-03 20:43
+1
I can't remember a black jonny in any of the relevant uni...
That's the real question

2015-07-03 01:20
+1
Americans...
And a little known fact is that the term soccer is actually from England, not America. In fact it was called soccer about 18 years prior to being called football.

2015-07-02 12:47
+58
fuck everything..
What you can't see is the black guy laying in the flowers

2015-05-24 01:01
+2
Awe
Creepy as fuck, yet awesome nonetheless

2015-05-09 11:50
+13
Even your console has feelings.Please raise awareness.
My question, why is the left thumb stretching all the way across the Gameboy? Why not just use your right thumb instead?

2015-05-08 03:43
+2
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
Actually, he seems to be getting dressed. Japanese is read right to left, so the naked page would be first.

2015-04-25 06:39
+33
So true
Actually, if you look at the container of Pringles, even in America, they say crisps

2015-04-11 06:34
+1
I need this is meh skool
Not quite, but there's a box cutter in there

2015-04-06 06:33
+24
I don't know who to trust anymore
Usually because an employee brings in the fries for personal consumption, and they might miss one

2015-03-31 01:52
-2
.
I'm guessing it's a guide for distracting from the lack of a beard

2015-02-20 14:30
+6
It looks magical
Of course all the aliens are black, lol

2015-01-11 21:17
+45
Ew
Can't change what you don't wear

2014-12-19 06:27
+8
This hits me
The doctor who intro has changed a little bit with each incarnation of the doctor

2014-12-17 20:20
-1
:)
I'm going to have to try this

2014-12-14 16:55
-5
.
Someone tried to rob my work a couple of weeks ago, while I was pressure washing the floor. He comes in with a knife and demands money, so I sprayed him with the pressure washer. He hasn't been back since.

2014-12-14 05:47
0
bears when shaved look like hellhounds.....somebody call ...
It's a Yao Guai

2014-10-25 17:32
+32
Damn privileged males
Men just don't always report it, due to the stigma related to getting your ass kicked by a "girl".

2014-10-21 09:51
+5
Damn privileged males
Actually, a surprising number of men are victims of domestic violence. In fact, in over 50% of all cases of domestic violence in the U.S. men are actually the victims, primarily due to boys in the 90s being raised to NEVER hit a woman, no matter what.

2014-10-21 09:50
+1
Good guy German soldiers
The US military has the same obligation, unfortunately most soldiers either don't know this, or don't care

2014-10-20 21:56
-19
Companion cube noooo!
And not everybody watches YouTube, people.

2014-10-18 06:12
+1
Rape isn't acceptable, PERIOD
Actually, that was Russia, I believe. Also, as a tumblr post on here before said, sometimes we'll get boners for no apparent reason

2014-09-27 04:18
+3
America at its finest
This dudes an idiot, but some places there's no other jobs available besides fast food. Hell, I'm a US veteran, and after 2 years of searching, the only job in my area that would hire me is Sonic, and I'd be happy with $10 an hour, at least to cover bills.

2014-09-08 05:45
0
the fapping keyboard
Your grammar is horrible, but you've got a point. *

2014-08-26 04:14
+7
blue eyesssssssssss
For example, the Scotts and the Irish

2014-08-24 08:20
-2
FEAR. rise or fall?
Fuck Everything And Relax

2014-08-24 06:37
+5
:ifyouknow:
Suction prevention

2014-08-08 22:04
0

Stats

Memes seen
*Mobile app only
476943
Memes rated
1210
Comments
118
Average comment rating
82%
Comments rated
462
App shares
*Mobile app only
0
Hits on shared links
1
Memes published
8
Average upload rating
80%
Best weekly ranking position
184
Times in weekly ranking top 100
0