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  Just saying hump day isn't intelligent banter anymore

  Amazing. And it only took 1000 gallons of water and $100 worth of electricity

  10h

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  wrong ending

  I'm still in my prime

  1d

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  Sailor meal plan clears

  Time for your seed oils, bugs, and micro plastics

  1d

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  Maybe she's being honest. Have you ever thought about tha...

  It's just your turn

  2026-07-23 21:33

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  I am sick and tired of pretending

  Being super over nice will get you in the friend zone. Women are attracted to dark triad traits - a little bit of danger or ambition for example. A balanced character.

  2026-07-23 13:30

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  Meanwhile I'm broke

  Just be happy for other people. You'll be happier yourself

  2026-07-23 13:18

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  Odysseus would've thought the Trojan Horse was sick

  Obligatory wokeness to qualify for awards. And the normies will pay to see anything Nolan puts out. Nothing to see here, just more bastardizing beloved classics

  2026-07-23 10:31

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  fair enough

  The market rewards value added, not mere effort. It takes a lot of work to dig a hole and refill it with the same dirt. Not gonna pay much though. Effort is a necessary but not sufficient condition

  2026-07-23 10:21

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  When someone cries harder than the girlfriend

  Even his funeral is all about her

  2026-07-22 12:27

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  pi chaos

  Mass of the proton

  2026-07-14 15:00

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  Mission aborted

  Don't be a wimp

  2026-07-14 14:56

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  Construction math strikes again

  What a disgrace. Whoever did this deserves to be shamed

  2026-07-14 14:49

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  "They’re coming for the tower next."

  How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

  2026-07-13 17:59

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  HR strikes again

  How about we cut the fat and just fire the entire HR department?

  2026-07-13 09:24

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  reverse uno

  So...they fire you, and then replace you with yourself? Sounds like HR to me

  2026-07-10 07:46

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  The Current State of Gaming

  And how many of those games are actually worth playing?

  2026-07-09 06:32

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  common gabe

  Absolute chad

  2026-07-07 00:06

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  250

  Professionals have standards

  2026-07-04 17:47

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  South Park to Kathy Hochul

  That's a demon wearing human skin

  2026-07-04 17:46

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  yep

  It means he values his life less than my things. If someone breaks into your house how do you know what they're going to do? How do you know they don't intend to murder you?

  2026-07-04 17:42

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  Skill issue

  

  2026-07-03 08:35

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  The only reason communists are communists is because they...

  Dictatorships are only stable when ruled with an iron fist. If you think you'd be a benevolent dictator, that's just hubris and naive

  2026-07-02 18:03

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  Viggo being Viggo

  

  2026-07-02 10:23

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  Worth sticking around

  We weren't meant for this

  2026-07-02 10:21

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  yep

  Don't waste your time with online dating

  2026-07-02 06:22

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  Quote by @jonathankboz

  It raises the unit cost but often decreases the transportation costs more. That's why stores work. You could go to the orange, apple orchard, napkin manufacturer and so on and get a lower unit price from each. But then your transportation costs are going to go up, almost certainly by a lot more than you save of the unit costs. Plus it's convenient and saves time for most people. Markets add value in this way

  2026-07-01 18:01

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  Legacy media is your enemy but you should already know this

  Build Back Better. Synchronized covid policy. How many times are the policies and even the wording identical around the world? We're being set up for a single worldwide governance system. So some ego maniac(s) can rule the world

  2026-07-01 17:56

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  He left his ceremonial knife at home

  I love the passive framing. "A car drove," as if it drove itself lol. You don't hate the legacy media enough

  2026-07-01 05:24

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  Someone is getting a buzz out of this

  Raflesia? Aren't they carnivorous?

  2026-06-30 22:04

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  Peak technology

  We all know what's happening but we're not supposed to. Allow me: the Europeans haven't changed, but they've been overrun with low IQ cultural enrichment givers

  2026-06-30 22:00

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  Just avoid stress

  Most stress can't be avoided, but it could probably be managed better

  2026-06-30 21:56

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  Working ain't enough

  The market rewards value added, not mere effort. If you want to earn more, make yourself more value-adding

  2026-06-29 10:54

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  Boss floor privilege

  Two tier society and they're not even hiding it anymore

  2026-06-29 09:59

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  Peak 2026 hiring

  Guarantee this was written by some HR smooth brain

  2026-06-29 09:55

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  Not available

  We don't have the best trilogy of all time, but here's some goy slop

  2026-06-26 14:43

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  not surprised

  That's why the feminists got so made when Leia strangled Jabba - they didn't like seeing the downfall of one of their own

  2026-06-25 15:05

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  Family speedrun

  The more I'm around people, the more I appreciate my dog

  2026-06-25 10:53

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  big words

  A sad portion of the population is now semi literate or illiterate

  2026-06-25 10:38

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  not surprised

  Let's make another girl boss mary sue movie with extra gay ultra plus and a social justice lecture. Then tell the fans it's not for them. Huh? Nobody wants to pay to see our movie?

  2026-06-25 10:31

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  Trust the process

  Ponzi schemes aren't sustainable, shocker right

  2026-06-25 10:26

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  Explain that

  Eat real food, get sunlight, exercise, manage stress, avoid environmental toxins, keep away from blue light at night time

  2026-06-24 18:47

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  colombia

  "Far-right"

  2026-06-23 09:26

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  financial damage

  Envy is the thief of joy

  2026-06-23 09:02

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  Life's hard

  If you don't import infinite foreigners and let them do crimes, then you're a rrrrrracist!

  2026-06-22 22:09

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  Dad stocks rising

  Selection sample bias. Courts are stacked in favor of moms getting custody so for single dads to get custody they have to outperform their female counterparts.

  2026-06-22 11:42

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  Pathetic

  They're loyal to the party, not any principles

  2026-06-19 22:03

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  That escalated fast

  Trans kids surgery will be remembered in the same way lobotomies are. Among all psychological conditions, these two are the only ones for which surgery is the supposed cure

  2026-06-19 13:37

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  They hated him

  "Science advances one funeral at a time," Max Planck. Everyone has egos so big "who are you to question us?" The old guard has to get old and die off before the new guard is allowed to incorporate new information into the lexicon of knowledge.

  2026-06-19 13:33

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  Crocs denied free meal by cruel staff

  The three year old did a racism, so it's his fault

  2026-06-19 13:28

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  UN Food Program REJECTED Elon Musk's $6B to eliminate wor...

  Most NGOs, government programs, and charities are money laundering operations. I'm shocked, shocked! Well, not that shocked

  2026-06-19 05:16

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  Starmers Labour Party Disaster

  Like many British leaders before him, Starmer is a Fabian. Their coat of arms is literally a wolf in sheeps clothing

  2026-06-18 14:58

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  Steam money hits different

  

  2026-06-18 09:42

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  UN is a useless bunch of bureaucrats

  Rumor has it in Africa the blue helmets are synonymous with r@pe. Food and essential supplies are withheld unless certain favors are performed

  2026-06-16 17:47

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  Any minute now

  If this is a popular perception, then it's probably not ready to burst yet

  2026-06-15 07:01

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  Leave my rice alone

  It's a scam

  2026-06-15 07:00

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  Simple as

  

  2026-06-13 11:40

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  Whenever my wife accidentally makes a loud sound, I just ...

  She doesn't respect you then. You can stand your ground in a firm way that isn't confrontational. These days you need to be diplomatic otherwise women will turn it around to your tone. Then the issue isn't the issue, the issue is how it made her feel. And feelings are subjective. Stand up and she will respect you more and be more attracted

  2026-06-13 10:22

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  Can't have nice things

  What a genius. Should have put it in a trust with legal stipulations how resources must be used

  2026-06-12 08:07

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  Hee haw

  We will remember him for giving tampons to boys. And all the fraud

  2026-06-11 20:13

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  I don't think you are, mate. RIP Henry Nowak

  The real problem here is the hatemongers reporting on the protest

  2026-06-11 20:09

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  AESSP: Animals for the Ethical Slaughter of Stupid People

  PETA are actual retards

  2026-06-11 10:16

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  Essay patch notes

  Struggling is an important part of learning

  2026-06-11 10:14

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  Elite strategy

  They'll tell you to be the nice guy, but then they go for toxic players. They'll only go for the nice guy after they get tired of being run through. And you get to be the retirement plan that they settle for, but they're settling so they'll probably divorce you anyway. No thanks.

  2026-06-11 09:57

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  I did a capstone paper on the IRA, I sure hope they have ...

  Remember who you are

  2026-06-10 16:43

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  same salary

  The secret ingredient is crime

  2026-06-10 15:51

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  As long as you're happy

  Looks matter, but not as much as character. Does she respect you? Is she quarrelsome and disagreeable? Do you feel peaceful when you get home or is she immediately nagging? Is she submissive? An average looking girl with great qualities is more marriage material than an 8 in looks that is bitter, entitled, selfish, with a body count so high she can't pair bond even if she wanted to.

  2026-06-09 08:51

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  still gotit

  He was raked over the coals in family court in divorce

  2026-06-09 08:21

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  Virus got ratioed

  Monkeypox, bird flu, ebola, they'll keep trying until they get their next covid since they got all the money and nobody went to jail

  2026-06-09 07:25

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  real hero

  You know what, time to rewatch The Lord of the Rings

  2026-06-08 11:21

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  Okay

  "R@ped"

  2026-06-06 13:23

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  I'm rapidly falling out of love with the game

  He told you. He wants nachos and it's always sunny

  2026-06-05 23:10

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  ranch failure

  Honey mustard unemployed

  2026-06-05 08:57

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  Interior design king

  Why does this annoy women so much?

  2026-06-05 06:19

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  Who's gonna tell him

  Hahaha she's not going to sleep with you, and this will actually lower your value in her eyes. She doesn't respect you, but she will use you. Desperation is not attractive.

  2026-06-04 11:57

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  endless halls

  Not really a meme but the downfall of Hollywood does put a smile on my face

  2026-06-04 11:51

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  Money extends lifespan

  It's not insurance that makes you healthy. It's good quality food, environment, exercise, relationships, and care.

  2026-06-04 11:45

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  Arguing with internet strangers is fun!

  

  2026-06-04 11:30

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  Built different

  Correct

  2026-06-03 12:19

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  Built different

  

  2026-06-03 10:21

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  future security

  Ya best start believing in futuristic dystopias - you're in one

  2026-06-03 10:20

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  Tax season survivor

  Top 10% pay majority of taxes. We have a spending problem not a revenue problem

  2026-06-02 14:49

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  Title is based af

  Hahaha she hit the wall hard

  2026-06-02 14:46

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  Goldfish are a scourge

  I think your goldfish has autism

  2026-06-02 14:43

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  Entry level misery

  HR is a blight upon this world

  2026-06-02 10:34

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  Drink more water

  That will be $8,000.00

  2026-06-02 07:54

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  Maga Insanity

  It's much less than that

  2026-06-02 07:51

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  How the mighty have fallen

  Got any other suggestions then?

  2026-06-01 21:14

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  neat part

  Experience is the best teacher. Embrace suffering and let it pass, but do not express emotional vulnerability with women. It will come back to bite you.

  2026-06-01 11:49

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  rat city

  *In the experiment rats were given unlimited access to food, water, safety. They were happy...for a while. Then it collapsed in epic disaster and they all died

  2026-06-01 11:36

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  This is the title

  Women give the socially acceptable response. Also they don't know what they want. Also what they want changes lol

  2026-06-01 00:06

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  Over time, I've found this to be true.

  Why aren't you working so I can buy more stuff?

  2026-05-31 14:46

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  How the mighty have fallen

  I like yandex

  2026-05-31 09:01

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  Not afraid anymore

  Yes

  2026-05-30 14:47

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  dongs in a crab

  The crab is truly evolutionary perfection

  2026-05-29 22:31

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  Big boi

  Finally some realistic representation

  2026-05-29 22:28

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  Politics jumpscare

  The bombs keep dropping and the debt keeps rising

  2026-05-29 10:22

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  american metric

  USA USA USA

  2026-05-29 10:18

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  Internet strangers are often <85IQ

  These people are mentally ill

  2026-05-28 23:19

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  Rizz failed instantly

  That's because women raise their standards for a one night stand and men lower them. Plus all the social media attention. Women perceive their level higher than men perceive it. Chad will smash but not marry. But now she thinks she's a 10 and anything less seems like settling and she won't be satisfied. My advice is invest in cats and wine lol

  2026-05-28 17:16

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  mask lore

  Operation Mockingbird was uncovered in 1975 during the Church Committee. The intelligence agencies use media personalities like a hand in a glove. Nobody went to jail. No reforms were made. No policies were changed. The program was never shut down. It's all programming.

  2026-05-28 16:30

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