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  one of these things is not like the other

  Actually, no. If you look at the red jersey it has Georgia across the chest and the white jersey has the Auburn logo on the shorts so it's a player from the other team.

  2017-02-27 02:22

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  they do

  i don't see the resemblance

  2014-09-04 00:19

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  who like minecraft?!

  you guys can stop

  2014-09-03 21:49

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  Michael Sam deserves a job

  @title he does not deserve a spot on the rams roster. The Rams have a loaded D-line/Linebackers. Also Sam is simply far too slow ( an outside backer with the 40 time of a nose tackle is unacceptable). Maybe he gets a chance on a practice squad, not in Stl

  2014-09-02 10:52

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  Ohhh snap

  Im sorry but the Seahawks dominant physical defense completely exposed Denver and I don't see that changing especially when all of Denver's additions were on defense.

  2014-08-28 04:38

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  Ohhh snap

  ... and the longer players play together the better the chemistry. this is why adding new players could throw it off

  2014-08-28 04:35

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  Ohhh snap

  chemistry is how well the team plays together

  2014-08-28 04:33

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  [This title requires 5th comment to cum]

  [you are supposed to use these]

  2014-08-28 04:31

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  Difference between men and women

  cut off your arm but leave your body intact?

  2014-08-28 04:23

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  T

  that totally happened

  2014-08-27 04:09

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  i know what im doing for my next birthday party

  2014-08-27 03:59

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  Less Jesus for Miley

  now if only she retires from the new miley and goes back to the old miley

  2014-08-25 11:49

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  Please take the time to make a good game for once

  Then don't buy the damn game!

  2014-08-25 08:34

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  moon moon origin

  Scarlet Howler. Actually sounds badass

  2014-08-25 08:32

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  tubby custard!

  its okay there's only like 3 chips in there anyway.

  2014-08-25 08:27

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  XD..

  "like toy soldiers"

  2014-08-25 08:15

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  Even the anus!..

  the Venom stops blood from being able to clot and acts as a blood thinner.

  2014-08-25 08:08

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  I would like to befriend you

  would being good at growing lesbians be considered having a "pink thumb"?

  2014-08-24 23:44

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  Please

  bullshit, im not that popular

  2014-08-23 04:27

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  Bad idea

  What kind of ceiling fan do you have??? Mine rotates slower than a fat kid running laps in a swimming pool.

  2014-08-23 04:25

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  I can't stand this shit

  It looks like he just got kicked in the balls

  2014-08-23 04:12

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  True

  I always brought my own lunch, so that was basically everyday.

  2014-08-23 04:10

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  I'm jerking off with my left and right hand but that's ok...

  Titanic was the loser...

  2014-08-22 04:05

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  Lol

  I agree, with the option to play in an exo suit playlist or the non exo suit playlist I believe everyone will find a version of multiplayer they enjoy

  2014-08-21 03:20

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  Asian

  Jeremy Lin??

  2014-08-21 03:14

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  ...

  even MW3 had a color blind option for the mini map online.

  2014-08-19 12:40

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  Google Earth

  There are so many cool things on the planet and people look up their own house

  2014-08-19 04:43

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  US map

  im from Delaware and a lot of people (even in the USA) don't know its a state.

  2014-08-19 04:39

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  Damn

  Well, Dam

  2014-08-19 04:33

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  ...

  My eye doctor insists i am color blind but I can differentiate the colors im "color blind" to...

  2014-08-19 04:27

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  xp

  I read the story and it said that he turned the music down and two cops were each telling him different things. One said hands up and one said get on the ground. He then went to pull his pants up to get on the ground and was shot.

  2014-08-18 19:27

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  xp

  How have I not heard this on the news, Oh he is a white guy. Now I understand!

  2014-08-18 02:54

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  Tips

  If I could take only 2 bites of something and stop I wouldn't need to be on a diet.

  2014-08-17 05:46

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  My god

  I mean how do we know it isn't albino? It would be white either way.

  2014-08-15 03:39

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  It's a fucking dragon

  dam nature, you scary.

  2014-08-13 03:28

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  Did you know?

  thanks for ruining my day before I even got out of bed

  2014-08-10 01:37

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  Why aren't brown eyes considered colored eyes?

  did that kid get an "and 1" on you???

  2014-08-07 03:16

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  I'm looking Mr. Jablome does anyone here know Haywood? . ...

  ^as long as my wife doesn't kill me first

  2014-08-05 03:16

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  I'm looking Mr. Jablome does anyone here know Haywood? . ...

  my last name is Cox and I am definitely gonna name my child Harry

  2014-08-05 03:16

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  Thank me later

  ^eyebrows*

  2014-08-04 12:10

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  Thank me later

  so only venomous snakes have eyelids?

  2014-08-04 04:59

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  Notes

  here are my notes after 2 years:

  2014-08-02 00:21

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  learning things

  Well they chose the right Miley in that case.

  2014-07-31 01:51

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  You had one job!

  check under the bun

  2014-07-30 04:11

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  dafuq

  chestpussy?

  2014-07-29 15:42

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  Dark Energy

  Even though I am religious I believe the big bang happened. What would you expect to happen if God were to create everything out of nothing.

  2014-07-28 02:03

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  alrughty then

  why would someone make Satan cup cakes for their family anyway?

  2014-07-26 02:45

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  Stamkos FTW

  it isn't about the pain, a pitcher can't grip the ball properly with a blister.

  2014-07-23 03:51

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  He's real!

  "Mater like tamater"

  2014-07-22 04:10

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  5th comment is going to get a 100 lvl magikarp

  you have a point, but do not ever cross out eminem

  2014-07-21 23:37

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  ich

  thanks for circling it, I would have never seen it.

  2014-07-21 23:29

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  it can be done

  but can you finish a pencil??

  2014-07-21 16:45

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  Suck my balls, Kyle

  @title No

  2014-07-21 13:18

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  title

  That was definitely a real text conversation

  2014-07-18 03:06

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  Even if you didn't do anything.

  "though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil"

  2014-07-17 02:53

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  mine was Top Gear UK :D

  Teen Wolf

  2014-07-17 02:49

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  politics

  that's a very specific wish

  2014-07-16 03:52

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  U like that huh?

  pre pare sideways Saturn

  2014-07-16 03:51

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  Lmfao!!....Wait...is she serious?

  

  2014-07-16 01:35

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  Lmfao!!....Wait...is she serious?

  

  2014-07-15 22:06

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  Future

  great, never thought I'd be able to lose a TV...

  2014-07-13 19:30

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  Cheese sticks

  ^^well this is awkward

  2014-07-11 03:18

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  Cheese sticks

  childhood

  2014-07-11 03:13

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  Yea nice try!

  "They even stole a police car, they are really going all out for this one"

  2014-07-11 03:11

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  I'm way too lazy to care

  im not saying that there are no football fans here in the US, im just saying the "4 main sports" (Baseball, American Football, Basketball, and Hockey) get more attention.

  2014-07-11 03:10

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  I'm way too lazy to care

  we are calling it soccer in this case because the United States are gonna be the only country ignoring it for the next 4 years.

  2014-07-11 00:56

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  well said

  im pretty sure that was intended, at least I hope so.

  2014-07-10 03:10

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  So true XD

  like when im on the phone with foreign customer service people...

  2014-07-09 16:29

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  DYK

  I would like to buy basketball skills because I am white and have none.

  2014-07-09 16:26

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  Fries with that?

  hot sauce? OUCH

  2014-07-08 15:53

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  that's suspicious....

  America still doesn't really like soccer, its still the 5th most popular sport in the country. We are just very nationalist. Of course we would root for USA

  2014-07-08 15:51

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  Respect the game

  i got hit by a 90 mph fastball in the side of my knee

  2014-07-07 13:24

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  True.

  I've been petting my goldfish incorrectly for years now, thanks memedroid

  2014-07-07 04:32

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  sooo true

  im usually up until 4:30 for absolutely no reason.

  2014-07-07 04:30

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  Ermahgerd purple eyes

  I thought it was plausible until the whole no periods but still fertile part.

  2014-07-07 04:21

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  Those are sick

  Its supposed to be "DNA"

  2014-07-07 02:34

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  Oh look, it's a nope

  I'll see you all in therapy

  2014-07-05 04:01

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  Good day to you all

  its Murica I can put as many thirds of drinks in my glass as I want.

  2014-07-05 03:53

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  football

  I thought it was spelled futbol. Damn Spanish class has me all kinds of fucked up.

  2014-07-05 03:50

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  Holy tan lines

  Baseball tan lines can get pretty bad. Especially if we use evoshield wrist protecters....

  2014-07-05 03:40

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  boobies cx

  i don't wake up by noon...

  2014-06-25 03:59

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  Astonishantiznicallity

  "un"real

  2014-06-22 01:16

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  True story

  K

  2014-06-21 03:37

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  I would get a car if that was a law

  well, looks like Im walking

  2014-06-21 03:18

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  Cim

  Then its just "K"

  2014-06-21 03:08

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  Did you know?

  it is true. look up the book "The immortal life of Henrietta Lacks". Also the cells that are still alive today were removed from the body, the body isn't being preserved.

  2014-06-21 01:57

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  Love the World

  American Football has its name because the ball is a foot long.

  2014-06-20 20:13

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  Dankey Kang

  I understand not knowing a video game character but spelling Donkey with an A...

  2014-06-19 03:42

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  The Moon

  "becouse?"

  2014-06-19 01:33

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  Team USA, good at war, and now soccer!

  but soccer is like the 5th most popular sport in our country. For just about every other country its number 1. Of course we aren't that good at it.

  2014-06-17 03:33

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  Ah, Math puns...

  my aggravation is growing exponentially!

  2014-06-16 03:53

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  we're a bunch of tools in this world

  uhh... TREES

  2014-06-14 04:20

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  Canada

  I would consider moving to Canada. Other Americans can really be assholes.

  2014-06-11 01:52

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  Found my new favourite person

  ^ I really don't know how to follow up a comment as perfect as this.

  2014-06-09 04:18

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  The Australian Water Outback

  There was recently a megaladon bone carbon dated to be roughly 10,000 years old meaning it survived past when it was believed to have gone extinct. There has also been a few videos of a shark at least 60 feet long. It is very possible Megaladon is alive.

  2014-06-09 04:12

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  What each state googles the most

  as a Delaware resident I can say we really do google "Delaware… " quite a bit.

  2014-05-31 02:38

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  Lolol

  "friend"

  2014-05-25 23:24

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  Insert the title of your meme

  well nobody can "live down" being killed so...

  2014-05-23 09:13

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  Mandatory roller coaster

  im getting rid of my eyebrows now

  2014-05-22 10:04

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  I was going through my old facebook posts

  I can only imagine what is being said in those 16 comments

  2014-05-20 23:42

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