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  when you got nothing to do

  do you... do you know what RIP stands for or..?

  2017-05-03 16:51

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  when you got nothing to do

  died

  2017-05-03 10:39

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  mfw this happened last night

  No, see. This is like an every time sort of deal. Usually I'll just be like "you're still gorgeous why does it matter if your legs are a little hairy?" But she says it feels gross when her legs are hairy so that's when I'll say to just shave them, but she doesn't want to. Believe me she definitely knows she's appreciated and loved. She's just stubborn as hell

  2017-03-22 10:23

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  Dingo

  Just pause for a second after saying the word good. Voila

  2017-02-20 18:29

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  The Gallagher way

  a title after my own heart

  2017-02-16 18:15

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  bear is good

  Getting the vote that took this down an entire percentage made my day better.

  2016-12-08 16:50

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  Automatically symmetric digital drawing

  Piggybacking first comment with a dumb comment I see

  2016-12-06 12:05

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  yup

  Would be greatly preferable to 2016 to be honest

  2016-11-25 17:10

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  cod4

  Only 50,000..? Fuck that's low.

  2016-11-23 21:36

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  the last of us

  Why the fuck is this comment section filled with mlp accounts

  2016-11-22 09:34

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  Riots are productive

  Okay so not voicing my political side... but that actually is how this works. That's exactly how this works. The general population votes and in practice, the electors in each state vote with their state's majority. However... no elector is required by federal law to honor voting for that majority, and if the electors voted against their state's majority (which is how trump became president elect), then Clinton actually could be elected. This meme is wrong.

  2016-11-16 22:36

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  Lel

  I'm not sure what's wrong with the person but just to throw it out there, reminds me of a chihuahua

  2016-11-16 11:43

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  Kek

  This was fucking AIDS in a picture congratulations

  2016-11-13 23:41

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  This must be reposted to appease the gods

  I've been on here for years and this is the only thing that legitimately made me want to close the app and not reopen it until the following day

  2016-10-30 09:46

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  IT FINALLY HAPPENED

  So how long until he tells her that he can never be more than 10 years old

  2016-10-29 14:26

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  .

  So Spider-Man is a splicer. Hmm...

  2016-10-27 16:09

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  Check Mate Atheists

  just gonna leave this here... "Since the 1990s, when DNA testing was first introduced, Innocence Project researchers have reported that 73 percent of the 239 convictions overturned through DNA testing were based on eyewitness testimony."

  2016-10-04 23:05

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  Anoriginalforya

  Harambe and the child?

  2016-10-02 10:41

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  4,00 round extended mag. this puppy ain't messin'

  I am completely aware. and it's still that bad

  2016-07-09 09:25

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  4,00 round extended mag. this puppy ain't messin'

  this is such shit that I don't want to use this app for the rest of the day

  2016-07-09 09:18

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  Need more battery life

  It's literally just too much to ask of people nowadays

  2016-07-01 15:34

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  Need more battery life

  While people may disagree, and that's perfectly fine, there's no need to bring name calling into this. Please be more mature if at all possible.

  2016-06-29 18:08

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  Need more battery life

  This is better when it's not a gif..

  2016-06-28 21:35

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  Sorry for no crop, just wanted to show you all that we mi...

  4 out of your 9 uploads that passed moderation are from damnlol.com stfu

  2016-06-20 02:21

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  Sorry for no crop, just wanted to show you all that we mi...

  Well I guess I'm fucked

  2016-06-20 02:20

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  i need acute tissue hydration

  That's literally half the picture you dipshit why would you think people don't notice it

  2016-06-16 12:12

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  Smart guys

  I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that simple addition and subtraction doesn't constitute physics but hey what do I know

  2016-06-16 12:11

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  comando marshmellow

  Purple Reese's cup

  2016-05-22 19:32

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  Would you kindly?

  I didn't know why people were talking about turning their brightness up I was like "I can see this fine what's the problem?" till I read your comment and then switched up my color scheme, and realized there was actual text on the picture thank you you mystical psychic dragon

  2016-05-20 08:31

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  The Hardest rage comic I've ever made

  oh my lord. someone needs a snickers

  2016-05-16 13:21

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  .

  You're what's wrong with society.

  2016-05-14 17:16

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  Yea i dont...

  Plot twist, those are all from his girlfriend after he fell asleep without telling her

  2016-05-04 14:29

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  Feels.

  you sir, have gained a follower for being basically the opposite of what Batch has shown himself to be. Nice to know there are strangers out there still trying to help people even if the people they're trying to help are being childish.

  2016-05-01 04:34

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  Feels.

  Based on how you're attacking this uploader for no reason and trying to make him feel bad about himself.. I'm going to assume the guy in your fedora upload is in fact you, because that would be the easiest explanation for your behavior. Chill the fuck out

  2016-05-01 04:27

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  This better fucking pass

  If only it didn't have a grammatical error.. Almost may have been funny

  2016-04-29 15:34

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  Whyyy

  maybe because an ambulance doesn't have a travel distance of no more than 8 minutes from the hospital like my local pizza parlors do with their delivery drivers, and nor are there 5 separate hospitals all within 10 minutes of my house like there are pizza parlors

  2016-04-26 12:17

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  Its only illegal if you're caught

  okay well, prostitution is illegal. however, if it's being recorded, and there's video evidence of it, that technically makes it pornography, which is legal. so upon presentation of evidence the act itself would no longer have been illegal, loophole? only the public indecency could surmount to a charge at that point

  2016-04-13 21:13

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  The best iphone

  Not sure if internet scam/ripoff or someone making fun of Apple

  2016-04-06 23:34

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  I wacthed Dexter....fuck

  Archer

  2016-04-01 14:58

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  don't you dare

  Eh...

  2016-03-27 09:48

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  dafug

  They honestly barely look similar whatsoever

  2016-03-25 13:44

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  Damn kid!

  what on earth are you even talking about?

  2016-03-17 13:32

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  Feel the Cthulhu

  So... Trump?

  2016-03-17 00:22

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  Lmao

  Touché ...

  2016-03-16 16:57

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  Lmao

  This isn't a "dank meme", this is just downright stupid... This passing moderation lowered the IQ of Memedroid as a whole.

  2016-03-14 10:26

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  cat nurse = curse

  The one that realized that they treat more than just dogs.

  2016-03-12 10:12

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  Bordem is a fantastic thing

  It's even better when you spell it right

  2016-03-12 10:12

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  Exactly what I was thinking...

  2016-03-11 23:16

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  ...

  Type this in buddy, it will allow you to delete the album for good. https://itunes.com/soi-remove It'll prompt you through it. Good day to you!

  2016-03-07 22:21

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  Not cool bro

  Well, that's shot #1

  2016-03-02 03:02

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  I present to you Octavia mchottiewithabody

  I wasn't going to bother but this ... This changes things

  2016-02-29 10:13

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  why did we miss this!!!?

  That was obvious af how are people "just realizing this" and asking if they're the "only one that saw this?" That was a major part of the goddamned plot.

  2016-02-16 16:09

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  None that i have seen anyway

  I want to quote it so badly but it's a spoiler but yes, the end credit scene

  2016-02-16 10:47

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  None that i have seen anyway

  Nobody even gets hurt

  2016-02-16 10:46

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  Getting edgy in here

  If it takes someone 3 seconds to move 10 feet (barring ACTUAL disability) they need to lose some weight

  2016-02-15 20:50

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  with great fapping, comes great responsibility

  there is hope

  2016-02-15 10:25

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  with great fapping, comes great responsibility

  Yeah no. You should have divided by 60 (for minutes). Not 24 for hours. So 5x56 for 280 minutes divided by 60 gives you ~4.67 hours. Also bothersome is that you used a comma. That literally makes it 11k, not 11 (and). You needed a decimal or a fraction amount. I sincerely hope you're still in school.

  2016-02-15 07:48

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  thorn for Destiny

  This needs a banana for scale

  2016-02-11 14:37

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  Favorite band? Title's favorite is Five Finger Death Punch

  @title FFDP will be in my hometown performing in a matter of months can't wait to see them again!

  2016-02-06 11:37

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  In Too Deep

  That, and Black Widows don't spin uniform webs. Their webs are erratic in appearance and without form. That is not how a web spun from the spider depicted would look.

  2016-02-06 11:33

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  He went full retard. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  Where tf is that hose being stretched from

  2016-02-05 11:01

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  ,

  And in 5-10 years this will be in every mobile device and this generations kids will laugh about how technologically superior they are

  2016-02-02 12:36

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  Can't we all just get along

  Alright so in case reading is hard for you I said "I have a life besides on the Internet", not "you?" you are literally too dumb to insult.

  2016-02-02 04:51

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  "People are so annoying"

  I'm confused by the fact that your profile picture is of Megadeth, yet you think Black Veil Brides is a metal band? They aren't metal and they aren't aren't classified as metal. They're classified as rock. I wish I could beat the shit out of you with a lamp so you'd lighten the fuck up.

  2016-02-02 04:48

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  Can't we all just get along

  Wow I have a life besides on the Internet?

  2016-01-25 15:55

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  Can't we all just get along

  You took the irony as hypocrisy? Wow. I guess that went straight over your head didn't it. That was the joke.

  2016-01-21 19:32

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  FALLOUT!

  I'd agree that it's a reference if the sole purpose of the "New Vegas" in the show wasn't dedicated to gambling and prostitution. It's more of literally just a "new" Vegas in the Revolution series.

  2016-01-20 19:37

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  Iron man

  I mean. I guess it works

  2016-01-16 14:43

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  *ruff day ? Maybe?

  2016-01-15 11:07

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  Umm.... What?

  Okay well... Third time's a charm

  2016-01-13 02:09

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  Just imagine the embarrassment

  *Hawkward dammit this is what I get for commenting without going through comments first... Beat me to it ^

  2016-01-11 14:32

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  Can't we all just get along

  As an atheist, i don't feel the need to ridicule religion. It accomplishes that just fine on its own.

  2016-01-07 11:33

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  It's not Donald trump

  A slave ..?

  2016-01-06 17:34

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  Done with people

  Memedroid, with you permission, can I hunt down and kill this person so that they won't reproduce?

  2016-01-06 13:39

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  turn down for what

  I can't believe people would even post shit like this. This absolutely disgusts me. UPLOADER SHOULD BE ASHAMED. FUCK YOU

  2016-01-06 13:37

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  Bat boobies

  Jelly

  2016-01-06 02:59

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  Hmmmm. Bacon!!

  Why would you not eat breakfast though..? Just another time to get more protein in. That's all meals are anyway

  2016-01-06 02:47

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  True Story Bro

  And any of us give a shit why..?

  2016-01-05 00:24

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  Star Wars 7 in an alternate universe

  Wait why do I like this more than how it is now

  2016-01-04 19:39

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  Anyone catch the reference?

  Yes.... @title We "caught" the fucking reference dumbass

  2016-01-04 19:38

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  Programmers will understand

  congratulations

  2016-01-02 20:27

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  Positive if you want this

  I feel as though the laser keyboard already puts us halfway there

  2016-01-02 12:15

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  Ball

  This is what I came here to say as well.... R2-D2 is waaaaayy bigger side by side

  2016-01-01 21:51

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  Djent

  ---------3-2----- -------4-----3-2 0-2-4-----------

  2015-12-30 14:29

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  Djent

  As a guitar player and a fan of the genre, this is the only one of these that has legitimately made me laugh

  2015-12-30 14:28

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  Omg...

  People are retarded

  2015-12-20 22:54

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  Xmas !

  I'm waiting for OP to finish the thought since it's incomplete due to grammatical error...

  2015-12-20 22:52

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  kiss your goat-fuckin ass goodbye

  Downvoting for racism in title..

  2015-12-03 12:27

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  LOL

  Why is he wearing all white

  2015-12-01 22:39

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  sorry if I used the wrong "there" I can never remember

  That and grammatical errors.

  2015-11-29 01:38

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  who else knows how to use dis

  Not sure if girl, or guy in profile picture....

  2015-11-26 17:18

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  Awww

  Well no, I don't know her actually.

  2015-11-21 15:07

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  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

  I think what it comes down to is that pretty much no matter what religion you are, most of them believe that God exists but only "their God exists" and no others. It doesn't make any sense but people are stubborn.

  2015-11-21 14:59

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  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

  Well if you're going to use that as an argument, it was also sworn that you could sail to the edge of the earth and "fall off" because the earth was flat, yet that was proven wrong by science. It's a two way street bud.

  2015-11-21 14:55

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  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

  Absolutely hate how those bands sound. The singing voices and musicality are both atrocious. Whoever sings for Bad Religion probably has the most monotonous and boring singing voice I have ever heard with a complete lack of emotion or tone. I do however agree with the message they send and what they get across. Personally, not worth the listen from a musical standpoint, but the lyrics are worth the read at least.

  2015-11-21 14:52

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  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

  And those that are religious claim to support God, yet have no evidence to prove that one exists. This works both directions. The existence of a god, or the lack thereof are both equally deniable. Gods existence cannot be proved in any way, and there is no physical evidence to support one actually exists, but at the same time there is no evidence that can show the undeniable nonexistence of a god.

  2015-11-21 14:39

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  She's trying to understand the joke that Trump is

  She's always trying to figure out how the fuck she ended up with Donald Trump

  2015-11-19 17:54

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  Religion war in comments incoming...

  And you need a crucifix

  2015-11-19 17:54

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  Orange milk is always defying gravity

  I came here to say surface tension but several people have already said it... So close

  2015-11-19 16:16

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  Ninth comment fucks me

  That third dog is ripped

  2015-11-19 16:09

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