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  life has a funny way of exposing the difference between w...

  People with face tattoos can and should be ignored, regardless of what they say. (Unless they are also former heavyweight champion of the world.)

  11h

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  Lol

  Why is this man not carrying passenger's luggage and bringing them coffee?

  2026-09-22 08:37

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  Journalism speedrun

  Here in Canada, they trust the Canadian news media with almost religious devotion.

  2026-09-21 20:24

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  Title

  A lot of people here are assuming women have more agency than they do. Someone with down syndrome can't just sign a legal contract. They're too simple.

  2026-09-21 12:20

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  Title

  One cannot consent to give away that which they do not own. Beware of receiving stolen property.

  2026-09-21 09:08

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  Genuinely me

  Because that's how you get a boyfriend.

  2026-09-20 18:56

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  Galaxy cat unlocked

  Not naming him Kosmo would be a waste.

  2026-09-02 12:33

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  Doggie Before VS After Grief

  That thing that literally every human experiences? Treat the narcissism and see if it makes the grief better.

  2026-08-26 17:30

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  Every squad needs one

  That's not being petty, that's being female. Pretty much the same thing though.

  2026-08-20 09:56

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  Jobs used to work

  Retail CEOs don't print currency, write tax policy, or immigration policy. But sure, their record profits and greed are to blame.

  2026-08-14 13:49

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  Boomer economics explained

  So they bought an appreciating asset, stored it, and now you're going to sell them and spend the gains on 8 months of food delivery. You will literally convert this fine china to shit while cursing your parents' foolishness.

  2026-08-10 08:43

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  You’re not wrong, Jack

  She looks just like Helen of Troy. No man could resist.

  2026-08-08 08:47

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  What they took from us

  Do not indulge in nostalgia. There will be plenty of time for that when you're an old man. The people trying to sell your childhood back to you do not have your interests at heart. Grow up, have children.

  2026-08-05 11:42

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  A10ing Intensifies!

  Brilliant. The one thing US forces lack, and Iran is providing it: juicy targets.

  2026-08-02 19:48

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  Mine now

  Reclaim your junk drawer. Buy a folding allen wrench set for $9.99

  2026-07-27 20:01

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  Netanyahu and the entire Israeli far right are backing Ar...

  I've never met a leftist who could define fascism. OP is no exception.

  2026-07-19 15:50

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  Odyssey got Netflix'd

  Looks like police body cam footage.

  2026-07-17 20:48

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  Corporate math says no

  People can't help but abuse it. They always find a way to still have their (shortened) lunch during business hours. If not, managment is the villain for starving them. Then at 4pm they leave anyway.

  2026-07-15 09:28

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  Couldn't see that coming

  I would rather be locked naked in a hotel hallway than let another person watch me play VR. If you let a women watch you play VR, she will never sleep with you again. We look goofy as hell. Accept it.

  2026-07-08 19:26

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  THIS....

  50 years ago picking produce was the most popular teen job in North America.

  2026-07-01 18:38

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  let joy

  Sure, you could blame the Debbie Downer, but then you'd never realize that YOU'RE the problem for giving a shit what they think about what you love.

  2026-07-01 16:47

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  A Nation At Odds

  Get out.

  2026-06-28 09:06

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  Petty billionaire

  Dude looks like a future suicide statistic. Let that bitch go.

  2026-06-26 15:54

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  Avatar moment

  Don't fall asleep.

  2026-06-16 12:48

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  Engineer ASMR

  So THIS is why the handle keeps falling off my lawnmower.

  2026-06-08 15:09

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  Bruce Lee

  Hard to take this guy's advice seriously now that we know he was high literally every-day.

  2026-06-06 09:27

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  True

  Or... will you forget about this in 6 months like you did with all your other made up bullshit?

  2026-06-04 17:25

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  Trust based economy

  The one thing they won't claim whites stole from them, because they don't even know what it is: Civility.

  2026-06-03 13:33

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  Let the kids know, time is running out

  I'd buy the Hell out that crass commercialist tie-in. Having Hank Hill as my childhood model for masculinity ended up working out great.

  2026-06-02 16:55

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  Wrong site, honey. You should be on OnlyFans.

  That bitch has been 39 for 4 years.

  2026-05-27 22:26

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  good boy

  If you're driving around with one in the chamber, how are you going rack the slide to punctuate a verbal threat? You'll look like a fool ejecting an unspent shot

  2026-05-26 13:49

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  Cool hair....too bad they're gonna kill him

  In the street-shitting community, this is seen as a huge win.

  2026-05-24 09:46

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  mummy grind

  Ozempic, hgh, steroids. Inspiring.

  2026-05-12 18:37

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  Jesse in the wasteland

  Will he be playing a transwoman, a homosexual, a religious bigot, or a white supremacist?

  2026-05-12 09:04

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  Ahahaha

  Only in retrospect will people realize that what they thought was organic, unanimous, public opinion, was actually a manufactured consensus designed to appeal to the pathological approval seekers.

  2026-05-05 12:13

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  Autism win arc

  I just assume that those who flex their autism aren't actually autistic. Just another socially retarded, perpetually online internet person.

  2026-04-28 08:26

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  Americans quietly eyeing a Canadian exit plan

  Are you insane? Canadians of means are praising the ruling regime in public while planning their exit strategy to South America or Eastern Europe. Canada isn't dying, it's dead.

  2026-04-17 09:38

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  Beauty seen but brilliance forgotten

  I heard that she was also an African American lesbian and had ADHD.

  2026-04-16 09:20

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  Thanksgiving Day is coming

  1/2 a cup of sage!? That's more insane than the popcorn.

  2026-04-12 17:32

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  Job interview promises chaos and growth but it's just suf...

  Beggers can't be choosers. In Canada, being Indian is a job requirement. People are desperate and willing to fake whatever they have to fake. If you're in a field where you can pick and choose based on hiw appealing the ad is, you're absolutely winning

  2026-04-07 11:50

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  Employee final boss quit

  When I used to be in charge of hiring fir multiple job roles, anyone with 1+ year McDonald's (or similar) experience got bumped to the top of the list. It worjed out 100% of the time.

  2026-04-01 18:06

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  Dodged landlord boss

  The landlord dodged a nightmare tenant.

  2026-03-30 10:11

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  Back when fast food and Walmart just hit different

  A BK whopper was $2

  2026-03-26 21:48

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  Please?

  If you're holding up a sign, you're part of the problem.

  2026-03-16 17:07

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  Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance meant for sh...

  They should take a sewer rat to the hospital before they take a dindu.

  2026-03-13 09:21

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  Pentagon says first week of Iran war cost more than 11 bi...

  Still cheaper than Somali daycares or Afghan autism centers but you Communist twats will never complain about that, will you?

  2026-03-12 08:50

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  Big boys dont cry

  The most pussified men in history are complaining that they're not allowed to operate at full pussification and they expect you to be sad for them.

  2026-03-11 11:09

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  Title

  Tokyo-Rose-says-what? The Statue of Liberty is kaput?

  2026-03-08 11:44

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  Should have used auto save

  "I can't help any of you stupid people... it's control-S you morons! It's always control-S."

  2026-03-08 11:31

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  Tat

  CAM02: PET STORE

  2026-03-07 18:26

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  Mardi gras meltdown

  What year is it. I thought this guy was still a child actor. When did he turn into a salt and pepper 45 year old?

  2026-02-19 08:44

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  south park writers rubbing their hands rn

  The South Park guys are going through TDS. If they touch the Epstein stuff, Trump will be the sole target.

  2026-02-09 11:42

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  bill gates news

  Then what is he apologizing for?

  2026-02-05 09:31

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  Secretly sponsoring hope one fundraiser at a time

  Never trust anyone who won't shut up about what a hero they are. Such as: Every fucking teacher. Commie shit rats, all of them. How many of your students read at grade level? How many are math proficient? But I bet they all know 8 genders.

  2026-02-04 13:49

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  Victorian woman rides coffin just for the vibe

  Even in 1871, bitches with rich parents were insufferable.

  2026-02-04 13:17

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  Spent 2 hours clearing space, they took it in 2 seconds

  They're going to need about 200 of those water jugs.

  2026-02-03 10:10

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  both

  60% of all dollars that have ever been printed were printed in the last 5 years. You are being robbed.

  2026-02-02 15:43

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  Noland's gone woke. I'd wrongly assumed he was a free-thi...

  Christopher Nolan's wife is woke as hell. She's been pushing him in this direction for years. Poor bastard probably even thinks it was his own idea.

  2026-02-02 10:37

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  Gavin is brave enough to admit his wrongdoings. Be like G...

  Fuck Gavin. Some damage is too great to be waved away with "whoopsy, my bad" These fuckers ruined lives and did it with profound smugness.

  2026-02-01 19:41

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  Uh oh

  At least in this case they're entitled to a refund. Most aren't so lucky.

  2026-01-30 20:40

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  Top schools finally say bullying has consequences

  The feminization of Korea will be a disaster for them just as it was for us. The anti bullies become supreme bullies.

  2026-01-28 08:07

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  autopsy says ICE shot her 3 times

  The divorced tech wife billionaire funding the civil suit should catch a few to the face too.

  2026-01-23 15:03

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  Do it

  You've got him this time. The walls are closing in. Things will start getting worse in the US starting....NOW

  2026-01-21 18:20

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  725 Fifth Avenue

  I've never understood how you can call him "chump", "idiot", "loser", etc. Then WHY CAN'T YOU BEAT HIM!? Whatever he is, you are are evidently inferior.

  2026-01-21 09:45

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  greenland gonna end us all

  How many active and reserve soldiers does Canada have? You don't even know, do you?

  2026-01-19 09:07

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  greenland gonna end us all

  This is not an exaggeration: The state of Michigan could solo the "nation" of Canada and defeat it in one Summer.

  2026-01-19 09:02

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  Stray cat now demands punctual dinner service

  That cat isn't homeless. He probably has more homes than Michelle Obama.

  2026-01-19 08:53

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  Deus vult

  Because midwits can't escape the Friend/Enemy distinction. Israel is an enemy, fine. That doesn't mean they wrong about everything and their enemies are right about everything. ie: if Trump endorsed air, leftists would stop breathing

  2026-01-18 10:08

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  But bologna is okay

  The people who have been wrong about everything for 40 years.

  2026-01-17 21:46

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  Goobers

  JD should be VP for 12 years. Then President.

  2026-01-17 10:09

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  Health care the way Netflix would do it

  As bad as I'm sure it is, I'd kill to have it instead of my "Free" universal healthcare. We're dying in waiting rooms and hallways. /Canada

  2026-01-15 20:30

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  I concur.

  Today they announced that they're reverting the Disney attraction "Galaxies Edge" back to the original trilogy. The Kathleen Kennedy legacy is dead. Her movies are disavowed.

  2026-01-14 16:33

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  Title

  Tucker has become such an embarrassment.

  2026-01-14 15:31

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  migrants tragic start 2026

  Deport the bodies.

  2026-01-14 09:31

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  Someone's watching you...

  3 things I remember about Rome: Rats. Rude Africans. Graffiti. What a shithole.

  2026-01-11 16:17

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  Body cam footage released of the officer that defended hi...

  The only way it could have gone better would be if a ricochet hit her wife in the face.

  2026-01-10 12:08

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  he's maga right up until his pp gets hard

  First one, then the other.

  2026-01-09 20:49

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  dude found a GPU mine

  Want to feel old? that GPU is 10 years old.

  2026-01-09 13:37

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  prison bros deluxe

  Luigi is a marxist. He'd gladly give Maduro a blumpkin.

  2026-01-08 13:02

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  Fascist extremists

  Awwww. Is the poor little marxist shit-rat sad that he can't dox the federal agents?

  2026-01-05 09:39

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  The face of FAFO.

  They danced in the streets to celebrate Hugo Chavez. They danced for Maduro. Maybe 3rd worlders should stop dancing.

  2026-01-03 11:30

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  Lifehack

  This is even true in Canada if you can believe it. Just know that you'll still be up on half a dozen charges, just not possession of a firearm or prohibited device.

  2025-12-23 18:45

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  Scythe vs. Weed Whacker Competition

  mechanized weed-wacker guy could be 75 pounds overweight and still do that job all day while half drunk.

  2025-12-20 15:38

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  I must slumber

  Return of the Living Dead. Classic.

  2025-12-20 12:16

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  Scrap gen eds now

  Going for a degree in meteorology. Calls other classes useless. See you at the fry cooker Mr. Weatherman. Those NGO non profits aren't hiring pretend "climate scientists" like they used to.

  2025-12-09 11:09

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  Antarctica at midday — wild

  Do want to let The Thing inside? Keep that shit closed.

  2025-12-03 15:06

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  Ketanji Brown Jackson was appointed by Biden's autopen to...

  0% chance that the Supreme Court votes to oust one of their own. Americans are stuck with that illiterate bitch till someone bribes her enough to retire.

  2025-12-03 09:24

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  Tat

  We know they're in a form of digital Hell, we want to free them to return to the cosmos... but people keep making back-ups for lulz.

  2025-11-30 13:22

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  good for you

  This bitch spent her entire career with 4 pounds of mud and tape troweled onto her face. The "Cameron Diaz Mask" was a running joke.

  2025-11-29 09:24

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  rock face museum

  In Africa this is called the Air & Space Museum of Technological Innovation.

  2025-11-28 12:31

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  A million walked out before they were seen

  No fucking way you will EVER see that many white people in a Canadian hospital.

  2025-11-27 16:47

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  Political interviews be like just say it bro

  Walked like the dog he is. Good boy. Sit!

  2025-11-25 15:05

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  Six miles of wood heat could you live here

  One bad case of winter stomach flu and you're dead.

  2025-11-24 17:28

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  Back when groceries came in glass

  And now we all have microplastics in our balls.

  2025-11-20 15:17

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  Bro really said revenge is a dish best served loud

  Aggravated assualt with a weapon while white. 10 years in prison.

  2025-11-10 10:19

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  jamie lee curtis shock

  Fuck this demonic bitch and her trans kids.

  2025-11-10 09:35

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  royalty payout

  Those are reperations everyone supports.

  2025-11-09 08:24

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  What Some_Dude225 considers proper

  Savages

  2025-11-05 09:30

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  2026 will be peak

  Cape shit and videogames isn't a future. Find a woman that isn't CGI, then you can see the future.

  2025-10-26 09:13

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  xbox took the L

  Because investors predict MS will cut off the dead weight soon.

  2025-10-17 08:34

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