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  Humans do that to

  Nature's dildo. With ready made ejaculation. .

  2015-10-03 14:20

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  And She's a Mom...

  Must have been a good day. If she had to wait

  2015-08-17 07:32

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  Always send a monkey to do a man's job

  Bet the monkey has a bigger "sword" then u

  2015-08-17 02:53

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  Custom Template

  And please don't make a billion sequels that no one asks for.

  2015-08-16 17:17

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  Tiny Smaug

  I am batman

  2015-08-16 17:16

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  Moment of realization

  Get a framed photo of my ceiling fan? Yeah me too.

  2015-08-16 16:07

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  Fat chicks

  Mtv should have a meme section.

  2015-08-16 16:03

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  Oh krillin stahp

  Krillin is krilling it

  2015-08-15 08:46

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  What just happend?

  "yeah mom. I had an accident... I blow up the car and turned dad gay" *turns around to see dad in gray shirt dancing around as car in spewing fire* "and uh.... I might have caused some brain damage"

  2015-08-15 08:39

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  In the land of death

  Maby its trying to kill you. It just cant atm

  2015-08-15 08:35

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  got em

  Well. Then i guess when it comes to proteins, vegans can say gottt emmmm

  2015-08-15 08:33

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  Mmmm. Comfy

  Everyone worried abt the shoes. But if my upstairs neighbors can walk with those. Imma just grab my stuff and leave. Excuse me please.

  2015-08-15 08:30

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  Well I guess

  That is not the face i would make if i saw a snipped penis in a box. I would grab mine and run

  2015-08-11 07:05

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  CANADA

  Said to be the most aggressive Canadian act since 1943

  2015-08-11 07:03

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  professional advice

  Bet they have an explosive marriage

  2015-08-11 01:48

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  derp

  If every act of human stupidity was broadcasted as breaking news. I would over leap the Kardashians on the popularity chart

  2015-08-11 01:41

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  Milk shakes

  Maby my slushies are better then yours

  2015-08-11 01:22

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  clever title

  Then all the faces that "will" be buried there. I got u

  2015-08-09 19:41

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  Ain't that the struggle

  ^

  2015-07-27 17:58

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  (insert clever title here)

  I don't remember such a time when i said something nice and it was NOT misunderstood

  2015-07-27 17:55

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  .

  What about Butterflee. Isn't the mating thing supposed to be seasonal? As Brock said? Has he been wandering the wilderness waiting for Ash ever since?

  2015-07-25 21:21

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  I meow right?

  But he is reading the paper

  2015-07-25 21:18

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  Yep

  Should have gone with the classic "your face. I like that shit"

  2015-07-25 21:17

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  Title

  Or she knows what goes down

  2015-07-25 20:26

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  wisdom

  This is funny... How?

  2015-07-25 20:25

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  Title

  What camo memes?

  2015-07-25 20:24

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  Death Note

  U telling me people don't feel like that all the time?

  2015-07-24 22:21

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  Go it's fine

  Not sure if i should follow the finger or the scythe

  2015-07-24 22:17

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  This is where I'd put my title. If I had one.

  Why would the url facts i just made up make up facts....

  2015-07-24 19:52

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  But gets mad when you don't answer

  Me as a parent tbh

  2015-07-24 19:24

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  Straight up flexin

  I thought it was ur dead tired and ur clothes get torn off?

  2015-07-24 19:19

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  Death Note

  I dont see how the tumblr comment is relevant...

  2015-07-24 19:08

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  Hallo gais

  Or more like "what are thooooooooose"

  2015-07-24 19:07

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  Germany , 1933. checking people's faces(who's Arian program)

  You can see the look of hate in his eyes.

  2015-07-24 19:06

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  golden gate bridge's opening 1937

  Well... History says otherwise

  2015-07-24 19:04

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  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  Did he just say he has a small dick? But still good in the sack?

  2015-07-23 21:16

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  Ok

  Ofc they do. They are hot and ready

  2015-07-23 21:09

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  3 ugly ones

  They should have said 60 beautiful girls and 9 ugly ones. I would never refuse myself to go to a club with 69 dancers

  2015-07-23 21:04

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  Oh ok then

  I dont trust people who just lay all day. I don't believe they have a spine.

  2015-07-23 21:01

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  Oh ok then

  Or.. Die in excruciating pain knowing they have your back..

  2015-07-23 21:01

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  We cant see you

  What jokes? I don't see any

  2015-07-23 20:58

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  .

  ^being groped in public?

  2015-07-23 20:57

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  Title

  ... No one said.. "in the name of love" yet. Faith in humanity destroyed

  2015-07-23 20:51

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  FALCON TOES ATTACK

  Or... Don't wear Flip flops... Like ever..

  2015-07-23 20:49

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  Dammit Grant

  He is always here to "Grant" our wishes

  2015-07-23 20:49

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  Title loves you

  Repost of a repost. The Godfather did it first.

  2015-07-18 19:24

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  Clearwater Beach

  I mistook his anchor for something else that was up

  2015-07-18 19:21

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  Memedroid original

  Luna-tic

  2015-07-18 19:20

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  Memedroid original

  A Luna-tick

  2015-07-18 19:19

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  Bad luck

  That moment when you kill a shiny

  2015-07-18 19:17

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  what?!?

  More shocking that it was in her anus.... A 12 year old... This generation is fucked up

  2015-07-18 19:05

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  faggot u deserve it damn

  You know he is poor when he says he dropped his phone. Not dropped his Iphone

  2015-07-18 19:01

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  It must be hard for him  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  His face looks like he looked down a teachers shirt and the nipples blinked

  2015-07-17 23:45

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  Who is she ?

  Until she tries to scratch him and.... No your right. She wants the Spidey dick. Even their fights are kinky

  2015-07-17 23:43

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  Alpha as fuck

  Thats because you can "shove this foot up your ass nigga" . Not "shove my elbow up your ass" cuz then its becomes sexual and not a threat that was the original intention. Medieval motherfuckers know their shit.

  2015-07-17 23:40

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  Unholy whip

  In the name of Jesus. Give me fuel

  2015-07-17 23:37

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  High Fructose Porn Syrup

  Giggdy giggdy

  2015-07-17 23:35

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  .

  But would he swear to batman?

  2015-07-17 23:32

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  Horny for Halloween

  As someone who goes to Tumblr... I can assure you that this statement is definitely not.... False.

  2015-07-17 23:31

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  Cold water to that burn.

  Isn't she obviously implying that if he made home made ninja turtle costumes for the girls too then he would get much more then kisses

  2015-07-17 23:28

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  Savage

  That makes as much sense as saying both Marvel and DC are the same cuz they both have superheros..

  2015-07-17 23:26

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  GoT

  Ik... But i mean she could be talking to her dad while both these guys misheard..

  2015-07-17 23:22

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  Chris Pratt being a crystal ball

  Clairvoyance is annoying as shit

  2015-07-17 02:55

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  GoT

  She could be just saying it to her own father

  2015-07-17 02:54

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  Eminem

  What abt Marshal Mathers? Would he just make mom's spaghetti?

  2015-07-13 08:29

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  Fireflies

  Uhhh well its different if ur born with a torch in your butt. Isnt it?

  2015-07-13 08:26

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  Snobro

  And the little blue nigga is like "hehehe i know what that is"

  2015-07-12 21:13

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  CL troll

  Or maby the only way to make sense of it is by being a retard. U clearly get it. The rest of us arnt at ur level yet.

  2015-07-12 21:07

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  Bacon is love, bacon is life.

  ^And that. Ladies and Gents. Is how not to be a dick.

  2015-07-12 21:03

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  CL troll

  Trying to make sense of that moronic comeback like

  2015-07-12 21:02

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  Dad joke?

  Says the jackass

  2015-07-12 21:00

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  CL troll

  I haven't reached the the peak of stupidity yet. Care to tell me what its like up there?

  2015-07-12 20:56

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  CL troll

  Cut your pussy? How does one do that exactly?

  2015-07-12 20:47

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  Down vote everyone

  Did everyone miss the Batman Begins reference and just assumed i was preaching religion? @1st comment

  2015-07-12 18:23

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  I will animals

  It says "do not finger animals" Duhh

  2015-07-12 18:04

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  Down vote everyone

  Yes. Thats how God works. You didn't get the memo?

  2015-07-12 18:02

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  Breh!

  I find the lack of human decency ... Disturbing

  2015-07-12 17:38

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  Fertilizers

  You can't buy shit with shit when you don't have shit. You got to be shitting me.

  2015-07-12 17:34

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  Hwat

  And Jimmy is like "Yessssssss"

  2015-07-12 17:31

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  clever title

  Doesn't matter. Still got bae. What else u need

  2015-07-12 17:30

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  Sob

  This could easily be a man realizing he has a fart. Trying to hold it in. But then letting it go. And finally coming to terms with it.....

  2015-07-12 00:17

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  Viva España!

  Why 'Must' ache the signs be different

  2015-07-11 23:31

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  3rd comment gets rustled

  Make your Memes come true

  2015-07-11 23:26

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  Lolol

  Where the ramp tho

  2015-07-11 23:25

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  And this is a "problem" because.....?

  Just imagine the farts the next day

  2015-07-11 23:22

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  Uber"facts"

  It says lonely people. Not alone.

  2015-07-10 21:38

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  Just do it... Its Monday.. U have to...

  Yes you can

  2015-07-08 03:28

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  I need those... For research purposes...

  Why don't i believe you?

  2015-07-06 15:37

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  DBS is outttt

  Yep

  2015-07-06 00:59

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  DBS is outttt

  She just got lvl 3

  2015-07-06 00:59

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  Mission Ac'cum'plished

  

  2015-07-06 00:58

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  Attack On Auto

  Im brown

  2015-07-05 21:20

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  Dunder-Mifflin, this is Title.

  I swear the replies with let more up votes then you

  2015-07-05 21:08

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  Daddy

  Let the voters decide

  2015-07-05 21:06

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  Kawaii

  ... There is no fire....

  2015-07-05 19:48

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  :O

  But then you loose you best friend

  2015-07-05 19:46

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  Oh. ....

  Nothing is impossible

  2015-07-05 19:43

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  Dunder-Mifflin, this is Title.

  @title.. This is Pam

  2015-07-05 19:42

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  Ain't that exciting

  Yes you can

  2015-07-05 19:39

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  Imagine that view every time you take a dump

  Nothing is impossible.

  2015-07-05 03:23

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