bikermonkey007

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bikermonkey007 | 2015-07-16 09:00

If guns kill people, then by that logic a toaster doesnt toast, toast, toast toast toast. And yes that was gramatically correct.

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-11-30 16:30

Found this gem on facebook

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-11-21 06:30

Men unite!

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-11-08 17:30

So i sell these badboys at work... (sweet factory in plano, tx)

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-11-01 12:30

Rub some bacon on it

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-11-01 12:30

Would ou have done the same?

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-10-13 16:30

i wonder...

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-09-05 17:30

title gives you a cookie for every time you say please and thank you

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-06-23 01:30

This made my night.

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-06-21 03:00

Those feels!

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-04-12 05:00

goddamnit oscar

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-04-08 22:00

GODDAMNIT MOON MOON

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-03-13 12:30

That would so suck to have to write that on everything

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-03-13 11:30

Cant leave out the russians!

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-03-13 11:00

error: 404 Title not found

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bikermonkey007 | 2014-03-09 04:00

As an american this is what I think Europeans have for breakfast

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bikermonkey007 | 2013-12-09 04:30

Make 'em famous!

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bikermonkey007 | 2013-05-05 17:30

So i made a pizza at work...

Pizza Pokemon Pokeball

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Latest comments

What do u mean, it works in the movies
Instructions unclear. Got dick caught in ceiling fan.

2016-08-26 22:22
0
i still do some of these... what about u guys?
I have done all of these since the beginning of this semester. I'm in college. Is that bad or...?

2016-03-12 12:26
+1
Way to go Florida
Of course they are compensating. For gods sake, you do realize that talahasee is part of Florida right?

2016-02-24 06:15
+2
No sense
I'm in frisco, tx!!! Lol

2015-12-30 21:37
+8
follow for follow
I'm not offended. I'm just dissapointed.

2015-12-02 09:43
+4
An actual og meme
I don't either...

2015-11-27 20:51
+15
Anyone ever have this happen?
I mean either way it's a lose-lose. Soooo

2015-11-25 02:01
0
....
Holy shit! I do too!!!!

2015-11-01 11:28
+3
Small boobs? Butt?
It's the girls with the small car that is overcomensating for a loose vagina.

2015-10-28 19:08
-3
Kek
I'm an athiest. A devout one at that. And what it means is that we wouldn't have a "state church" like England did in those days. It means that everyone has the right to their own religon without persecution from the government. Geeze. You all need school.

2015-10-24 04:31
+2
Post!
That moment when dexter is dexter.

2015-10-24 03:00
+2
smh
Lol no, the first comment is why we can't have nice things.

2015-10-24 01:42
-1
Kek
Noone on here really knows what separation of church and state is smh. If you think by that it means "you shouldn't allow god in schools" then you are part of the problem in this country and should be banned from repopulating by any means.

2015-10-19 04:59
+1
Superbowl
Yeah now ya see, I didn't pass this in moderation the first time 3 years ago, why the hell do I want to see it now? We get it you smoke weed. Everyone does. Even me. Noone fucking cares.

2015-10-19 04:55
+16
shrek and chill
No. Just... no.

2015-09-14 16:02
+17
Insert the title of your meme
It may be true, but it's still wrong when they abuse their power. I've seen it happen to alot of good men on the force.

2015-09-11 11:14
+22
What.
Where the fuck do you live??? I've never even heard of bagged milk and I'm 22

2015-09-08 16:32
-3
I killed a fly once
Wtf

2015-09-07 02:04
+5
How much money cost that?
Are we not going to talk about Elton John and gru's love child in front of him???

2015-08-28 22:22
+1
please don't weed
Yes good dealer sir, I would like to purchase 1 weed drug.

2015-08-28 00:36
+4
South park told us but we didnt listen
.... called what exactly?... I haven't heard anything about this.

2015-08-28 00:32
+27
Maketheup
No you are the hooplah guy...

2015-08-27 17:21
-3
A*
What does it stand for? Like unacceptable or something?

2015-08-27 17:19
+3
Ya srsly

2015-08-24 11:47
+7
Black science guy
But shit, it was 99 cents

2015-08-23 11:24
+2
downvote this shit
White girls after straight outta compton.

2015-08-23 10:18
+29
The people are white
Nigga that's the Addams family house

2015-08-23 02:39
+4
Doctored photos
Well its not wrong. It is technically a doctored photo in both senses.

2015-08-23 02:26
+5
.
I like to think it is a little of both

2015-08-23 02:20
+4
Made me hungry...
No its not omg that's my friend Becky

2015-08-23 02:16
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Driving this and use this condom
Sorry about your penis bro.

2015-08-22 17:46
+3
Driving this and use this condom
No. It's a finger condom bud

2015-08-22 17:45
+5
Metal rules. \m/
Hahahahaha Metallica Pantera Megadeth Motorhead Iron maiden Ozzy Slayer ACDC Tool. Any of the classics are good. Or if you dont like the classics Slipknot Volbeat System of a down Avenged sevenfold Korn(I wouldnt call korn "classic." -sorry)

2015-08-10 10:08
+13
The Guv was the best
Goddamn. Im like beginni g of season 4 and you post this shit now????

2015-08-06 23:30
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Thin privileges
Like you. You have no regard for someone else. Or compassion for others. Grow up and get a life.

2015-08-06 13:05
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Thin privileges
Hey thats not cool. Im fat but that is due to my own poor decisions, but now Ive been trying to turn my life around and lose all this weight. Those comments are hurtful and part of why bigger people dont like going to the gym. To get judged by some idiot

2015-08-06 13:04
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go home nature, youre drunk
.... how about no.

2015-08-02 14:26
+6
getting discount like a boss
Twisted root is awesome! I perfer the one in deep ellum though.

2015-08-02 13:48
+3
Memedroid in a nutshell.
I like poptarts

2015-07-28 09:54
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Those touchable sequined pages were life
I think we all liked it because of the pretty colors and things to amaze our add riddled selves

2015-07-24 01:31
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Too soon? I follow back
Actually paul walker hit a tree and ryan dunn ran into a gaurdrail and went off road.

2015-07-22 11:57
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.
Change the font next time. I gave up reading because of it.

2015-07-22 11:52
+17
It's pepe rare
Yeah! I like it when my cow comes and lays down on my plate. When its overdone it gets all hard and chewy

2015-07-22 00:51
+23
Those posts are annoying
But you will still never really know

2015-07-19 23:13
+4
Awkward. (Not Mine)
And in addition to his comment, I have to say that this flag isnt rascist. Even if you consider the flag rascist because of slavery, Its like saying because I support gay rights, I must be gay. (Not paralleled but you get my point)

2015-07-18 14:39
+5
Sex
Thats exactly what I came to say lol

2015-07-17 11:11
+4
If guns kill people, then by that logic a toaster doesnt ...
Not enough sleep. Day #4.

2015-07-16 11:53
+3
Nice meme kid
Thanks! Very informative!

2015-07-15 22:17
+13
you know dam well you giggle at this picture :3
Didney wohrl

2015-07-15 22:15
+10
favorite kingdom hearts character ? =)
Mine is too! Axel is so badass! But then again... so is cloud XD

2015-07-14 15:52
+15
Come on guys...
S.C.U.M should show the correct use of this meme

2015-07-13 12:51
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Lesson 1: Have alot of money. The End
Cats and dogs are pets, not food. And secondly who said he was western? You are probably just some faggot frenchie who literally cannot stop sucking dick.

2015-07-11 13:24
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Pouches synchro
This is my high school lol.

2015-07-11 13:18
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*shiver*
Absolutely under no circumstances should anyone ever watch this movie unless they just hate sleeping and blowhobs. You wont be able to have either again.

2015-07-10 14:16
+3
not sure if i want an ass beer
Yes. And for those of you who dont know what NOLA is its New Orleans, Louisiana

2015-07-07 12:57
+5
How the fuck What happened?
Rich people be like" let me call my in-house 24/7 personal mechanic to bring me another one"

2015-07-05 15:03
+36
learn the diference
As someone who dislikes anime I see everyone on here as the person on the right

2015-07-05 13:11
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I lerv errrpplleeeesss
That deer in the back is all like "damn frank chill the fuck out man"

2015-07-05 12:38
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.
... I dont get this.

2015-07-05 12:33
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.
What show or movie is this?

2015-07-04 17:01
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Fuck me and I'll fuck you back.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧
Cocaine?

2015-07-02 16:12
0
Fuck me and I'll fuck you back.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧
*kills _hoopla_*

2015-07-02 16:12
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Lies. All lies
No. You just haven't aquired that skill yet. I never have that problem. At least not since I upgraded my lockpicking to 100

2015-07-01 07:06
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When ppl don't reply I say "hey" and "hey part 2"
Why cant we see what she responded

2015-06-28 14:53
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When ppl don't reply I say "hey" and "hey part 2"
No you werent. Are you jimmies russled?

2015-06-28 14:52
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Truuuuuuuu
I love how someone put donald trump in there when This was originally a hillary clinton joke. And I also love how now the joke doesnt make 100% sense

2015-06-28 14:48
+9
Finally something that shows love
*scraping* and Yes you would because its delicious Cane's sauce. Sent straight from the heavens to be devoured by man.

2015-06-25 13:23
+9
Dbz rocks
Noooo. It all started with soydolphin. He made this place go to shit. He should be banned

2015-06-24 13:45
+10
Why not both?

2015-06-24 13:44
-3
Took me a second
Make a funny one, tiny-dick.

2015-06-19 21:03
+5
Logic
Wrong. Age of consent is 17 in the state of Texas.

2015-06-19 21:02
+2
When you don't skip leg day!

2015-06-19 20:52
+5
Cool photoshop :D
That isnt photoshop. This is my friend Bob. This is what happened when he injected Marijuanas into his bong and it exploded

2015-06-19 20:47
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Took me a second
Dont worry. The joke is stupid, because it's wrong. You cant get a perscription for dyslexia; its a disease.

2015-06-15 00:30
+1
5th comment is Moon Moon.
What do you call a cheap circumscision? A ripoff.

2015-06-14 14:51
0
No, the music would be backward
How high are you YES

2015-06-13 14:44
+22
divorce
This is why is need menism.

2015-06-11 13:56
+7
Speachless
But it's a shortened use for "United States of america"

2015-06-11 13:48
+15
A flash... Or quick...
Are you all really gonna ignore the fact that the girl he is hugging has cruella de ville hair going on kinda?

2015-06-09 18:13
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Lol poor guy
Actually this fact is wrong. Its the guy who started eharmony not match.com the founder of match.com is a woman.

2015-06-08 12:54
+7
You are doing it wrong
You are an ignorant twatwaffle.

2015-06-04 22:56
0
;.;
Probably because we didn't have alot of boxes shaped like that (for flat screens; both narrow and long) but idk that's just my best guess

2015-05-12 04:13
+13
deep
Has your bulb ever gone out in your fridge? It gets pretty dark...

2015-05-08 17:31
+23
Weird substitute teacher
That's gross. That's why I drink A1

2015-05-08 17:31
-7
Superman or Batman..??
You know he is going to. And I belive this movie is going to suck so bad.

2015-05-01 05:23
0
Wtf science....
Wouldn't it be that there is no shadow of the flame because the flame itself is a light source so it's displaced by the light on the wall?

2015-05-01 05:19
+1
Meat soda
What would albino know about blood? They look so pale it's like they are lifeless...

2015-05-01 04:56
+10
MLK didn't die for this
..yes. it might leave him to go "protest" in baltimore.

2015-05-01 04:45
+10
Illuminati
... does what when they are texting?

2015-04-28 11:37
+19
Surely i'm not the only one?
Well lately bluebell tastes like death and it saddens me :(

2015-04-28 01:25
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Lol
I doubt it. Dentures would break from brushing that hard. Belive me I've tried to replicate that toothbrush with no luck

2015-04-28 01:19
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Check out my YouTube channel :) youtube.com/ddotdizzy
.... is it just me or does he look like dwight from the office?

2015-04-28 01:17
+14
20mm sniper rifle
Hate to say it but he is completely right. Anzio 20 mm

2015-04-26 19:42
+42
that's all folks
That's All I got!

2015-04-26 15:03
-17
Nintendoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
....is Noone going to correct that? It's a Nintendo 64.... not a super Nintendo...

2015-04-24 18:04
-4
Oh....

2015-04-21 19:37
+3
It's quite easy..
the answer is silence. As in something that you apparently need in your life.

2015-04-21 19:34
+10
Samsung..
That's the funniest comment I have read all day!

2015-04-16 22:44
+2
12 kids
The Wayans brothers? They made more money than you will ever have in your life, all before you were even born

2015-04-08 19:39
+8
Born to do it
Boys may be born with it.... but maybe it's mayballene

2015-04-08 19:37
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