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  Action!!11

  I play animal crossing like a maniac. The other animals houses don't have basements and I don't think you can put either wallpaper or flooring in the basement. I hate when people say stupid shit for likes /:

  2015-07-19 20:56

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  Action!!11

  I'm sure it was another animals house -.-

  2015-07-19 20:55

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  My BAD..............

  His thumb o.o

  2015-07-17 22:00

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  Smmmmmiiiilllleee

  It'd most definitely photoshopped

  2015-06-30 15:49

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  Oh kris

  I actually Lol'd at work HA I always thought this was so great. Go caitlyn!

  2015-06-28 12:04

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  Feels when a gorilla gets more women than you

  He probably smears shit on the windows of his lair and 69's with the other primates. Js

  2015-06-28 12:00

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  I could not figure this out

  Heh. E.

  2015-06-23 21:30

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  Omg i literally cant even

  I work at Starbucks and I fucking hate the customers. ITS ONLY COFFEE

  2015-06-23 03:35

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  I am dead

  Yea she's just gross. Way too akinny

  2015-06-22 13:02

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  Better safe than statutory

  I'm from Jersey. It's not 16.

  2015-06-21 10:13

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  Glitches for bitches

  Interstellar

  2015-06-17 17:56

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  Right in the feels....

  Until the camera man died and the wife had to take the picture? Sucks.

  2015-06-03 17:57

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  Young Lindsay was the best 

  The one on the left looks like Jennifer Lawrence.

  2015-05-20 23:52

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  GI JOEEEEE SLAYING SANTA

  That would be GI Joe water boarding elf on a shelf

  2015-05-18 16:08

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  Hawk

  But what actually happened? Haha, how do you go from waving to shame in a minute

  2015-05-14 14:20

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  Cry about it.

  Story of my life

  2015-05-11 20:01

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  Bambi

  I'm the girl. But thanks lol

  2015-05-07 10:55

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  I'm too sober for this

  Yeah... I'd give her the good old death sentence

  2015-05-07 10:30

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  Turn around and punch your brother

  Cows usually have very short hair, even if they were shampooed and blow dried their hair wouldn't magically grow and not be wirey. If you don't believe me just google fluffy cow breed. Pow, bitches. Don't believer everything you read on the internet.

  2015-05-07 10:11

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  Turn around and punch your brother

  Yea, so... No. These are an actual breed, they're literally called fluffy cows, these aren't shampooed and blow dried, you can't do that to an animal. It'll crack their skins and they will bleed, cows don't get washed the way a fucking human does.

  2015-05-07 10:10

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  Hmm..

  He's married

  2015-05-06 08:08

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  U call that art?

  Maybe if they set up a giant canvas against a wall/building and did this they could actually make something of themselves instead of just being another set of fingerprints in the system

  2015-05-04 20:16

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  X man

  Ew.

  2015-05-02 10:33

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  Bambi

  How is this a problem? Obtained new pet deer, that's awesome!

  2015-05-02 10:32

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  Welcome from Estonia!

  I would have put Darth Kitty /:

  2015-04-30 20:24

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  Superman or Batman..??

  This sucks because I'm on Batman's side and my husband is on Superman's and now we just have one more thing to argue about

  2015-04-30 15:22

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  a true hero

  What's his fucking number? Someone recently posted my number on Craigslist and I also get a lot of 'job opportunity's' that involve depositing fake checks and going to jail

  2015-04-29 03:40

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  Poor Juan

  Idk. I'm a young Mom and I'd never do this but I'd treat myself if my kid was fine financially and I had so are money and all bills were paid. Just trying to not let her get attacked by ppl who don't know the whole situation

  2015-04-26 19:37

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  Poor Juan

  That's not what I was saying at all... I'm saying she was waiting to use that money, in case the child support didn't pull through but now since it did she has her money and his money (for the kid) so she can use the money she had as a back up to treat her

  2015-04-25 21:37

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  Poor Juan

  Support money to pay for her kids expenses. People jump to conclusions and cut out the details way too quickly.

  2015-04-25 17:23

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  Poor Juan

  I don't see how people could be annoyed at her. Her ex FINALLY sent the money. She had used the money she made on her own to pay for expenses for her kid upfront. Maybe she had some extra of her own money to buy herself something and can now use the...

  2015-04-25 17:22

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  deodorant is evil!

  Just because you two would work well together doesn't mean that they other party would actually WANT that. Its just a biological thing. Your body wants them. But ya know they might not want you lol sucks but its the truth.

  2015-04-25 17:14

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  deodorant is evil!

  Take a psychology class, bitch.

  2015-04-25 07:57

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  deodorant is evil!

  Actually, when a person naturally smells good to you its because of pheromones. Its a chemical signal that your brain is sending to you trying to tell you that you two would work together and it's trying to let you know you're attracted to them.

  2015-04-25 07:57

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  bkdgcjcbsgxid h xthcosbwvxn.s.z,djlf

  Uhm.. Is her side boob hanging out?

  2015-04-25 07:54

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  Hihi

  So this is 100% accurate

  2015-04-23 20:11

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  Hihi

  Seriously, I always get like the second picture. I'm so used to missionary that anytime we do it in any other position i t hurts like a mf

  2015-04-23 20:11

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  Downvote first and third comment

  This is how they make refillable dishes for pets. Its just proper engineering and logic and a touch of science.

  2015-04-22 22:41

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  Downvote first and third comment

  Uhm... Well, no.. This is just science..

  2015-04-22 22:40

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  The dog too

  Then he took her back to his hotel room and slaughtered like the prostitute that she apparently is

  2015-04-22 22:38

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  I'm currently developing a visual novel, would you play i...

  Me in therapy

  2015-04-21 23:27

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  Gg

  Just another movie I'll find in the 'Now Trending' section on Netflix in about two months.

  2015-04-20 02:30

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  Just saying, look for the silver lining.

  2015-04-20 00:02

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  Maybe for the bottom one they meant it in a good way.. Like its so hard to find a good girl these days maybe some things wrong. Idk like a joke gone wrong.

  2015-04-20 00:02

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  It's not dumb if it works

  I still have my Christmas tree up. I should decorate it accordingly with each passing holiday. But it looks like we're having Christmas in July

  2015-04-18 19:47

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  Bitch please

  I always take my tests backwards. Usually the answers after the question are in another question closer to the end of the test. So I know in advance. Boom. Works everytime.

  2015-04-09 09:57

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  2nd comment has to ask out 3rd comment

  Waste of a life >.> {sorry for commenting too much}

  2015-04-08 13:00

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  2nd comment has to ask out 3rd comment

  And the dude was lucky as hell to get a god damn heart transplant and he goes and fucks with a car.

  2015-04-08 12:59

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  2nd comment has to ask out 3rd comment

  Sorry. I meant the other chick lol, read it wrong. 'Bae town' is a fucking bitch.

  2015-04-08 12:59

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  2nd comment has to ask out 3rd comment

  Jessica is a fucking bitch.

  2015-04-08 12:58

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  Very Seductive

  Why would she ever do that?

  2015-04-08 12:54

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  lol fat bitch

  I had preeclampsia, a condition that's life threatening and causes excessive swelling (or, weight gain). Its very common in pregnancy. Pretty sure they didn't purposely gain weight.

  2015-04-02 20:45

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  u choose poorly

  Still happy with left

  2015-04-02 17:24

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  shity Plan

  Seating chart to my wedding*

  2015-04-02 17:23

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  shity Plan

  I actually just did the seating chart and put my mentally (fucking stupid ass) unstable cousin as far away from my friends as I possibly could. Nothings wrong with her (mentally) she's just a crock of shit.

  2015-04-02 17:22

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  This is an island in japan which is occupied by cats

  They all look related lol

  2015-04-02 17:13

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  When you have a big heart

  Being fat*

  2015-04-02 17:00

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  An anti-rape tampon

  If I was going to rape a girl I'd certainly take her tampon our first. Also, as a girl, I would never ever put that in me. It'd be pulled out on an angle the walls of my vagina... My poor walls...

  2015-03-31 00:05

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  She's hot, but annoying

  That mouth from one tree hill! He's beautiful

  2015-03-30 16:25

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  Where's Steve?

  He's BLACK NOW???!

  2015-03-26 17:10

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  The first set of Pokemon drawings! I hope I did alright!

  PIPLUP PLEASE

  2015-03-16 22:15

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  I'm allergic to water

  And PS... Read the facts xD haha.

  2015-03-13 12:28

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  I'm allergic to water

  Its certainly NOT water http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

  2015-03-13 12:18

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  HOLY SHIT

  What does the image even say?

  2015-03-13 11:38

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  Where are you moving?

  Looks like I'm moving to speandva

  2015-03-13 11:35

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  Fail

  Honestly she's really pretty. Why the hell she did her eyes like that is beyond me but that's was totally unnecessary

  2015-03-13 11:30

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  dexter and his sex toy

  Someone Photoshop out the top half of the pillow

  2015-03-13 11:23

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  Realistic Drawing... the artist is amazing I take no credit

  As a (South) Floridian, I'd say this is pretty accurate, however the spikes on back are much sharper and his claws are supposed to be as sharp as razor blades.

  2015-03-11 10:43

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  Childhood

  So you liked his comment. What's the point in saying you did? Trying to get him to notice you? Seems desperate.

  2015-03-11 10:28

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  Childhood

  A bit sexist to assume she's a lesbian just because she likes to go to the hardware store. And I'm not even a feminist.

  2015-03-11 10:27

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  WTF?!

  I want to kick his fucking ass so bad just looking at him

  2015-03-11 08:40

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  *Doesn't even know how to inject weed*

  All the 'sources' are not reliable. They are similar to buzzfeed

  2015-03-11 08:36

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  .

  Is that a dead frog? (Garnish)

  2015-03-10 03:08

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  bruh

  Just so everyone knows, the first one isn't a fade, its a chick who dyed her hair and then it grew out. The second is just a dumb ass bitch. Thank god for beauty school.

  2015-03-09 11:26

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  Sgt. Abraham Ford: Man of Action

  I haven't seen the new season yet :(

  2015-03-09 11:16

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  .

  The hell

  2015-03-09 11:05

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  Pervect

  Its as simple as them not giving a shit about you

  2015-03-07 22:38

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  Word

  Wow you're so funny. Sorry, meant to type 'fat'

  2015-03-07 12:00

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  That baby is going to be the size of a peanut

  Its probably a still born

  2015-03-07 01:28

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  *Insert penis here*

  Not taken a picture.

  2015-03-02 01:40

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  *Insert penis here*

  I would have kicked his ass if I saw that

  2015-03-02 01:40

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  Sir Oliver

  My cat also likes belly rubs

  2015-02-28 22:32

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  *insert dramatic dun dun dunn*

  Hurricanes... What is wrong with you?

  2015-02-24 13:00

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  Insert clever title here

  I was getting so pissed reading this dumbass's post.

  2015-02-24 12:58

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  Right through the brain!

  Nikki or Kanye. Beibers the only chance I'd have at reproducing white babies (Mum told me when I was five that if I ever brought home a black boy she'd break my legs)

  2015-02-22 22:42

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  50 Shades of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  *Get raging woman boner*

  2015-02-22 22:14

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  3,5,6

  My fiancee us all except wealthy. But if that really mattered he wouldn't have made me his fiancee (:

  2015-02-21 18:07

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  HAHA

  It actually is xD

  2015-02-21 18:05

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  HAHA

  Ohhhh ma gah

  2015-02-21 18:04

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  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━ (╯°□°）╯...

  Wait take a black light to it

  2015-02-19 23:01

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  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━ (╯°□°）╯...

  Pretty sure it was left there on purpose.

  2015-02-19 23:01

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  *insert dramatic dun dun dunn*

  That symbol has an entirely different meaning to Florida residents

  2015-02-18 11:34

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  3deep5me

  What does 3deep5me even mean? I'm 21 and been seeing this shit for years. Still don't get it ._.

  2015-02-14 16:35

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  if I were him, I'd freak out hardcore

  Wow

  2015-02-07 11:00

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  if I were him, I'd freak out hardcore

  Yeah he's totally gonna buy that so funny wos

  2015-02-07 11:00

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  Get rekt

  2015-02-01 21:04

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  I haven't watched mean girls

  I've actually done that for my fiancée..

  2015-01-22 18:08

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  I haven't watched mean girls

  ELEVEN PM its considered Nick@Nite at that point.

  2015-01-22 18:07

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  ooh that's nasty

  Why am I STILL on this planet?

  2015-01-22 14:50

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  Twitter...

  What the fuck???

  2015-01-19 16:06

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