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  Helth

  I shall now double my weightlifting out of spite. The burning and soreness is penance for the over indulgence of the years. I will not stop until my body is fucking broken. You can't stop me.

  2021-12-19 14:57

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  Tight butthole lips

  I recommend spending time with them and only pursuing a romantic interest if you feel a real connection to them. You'll know it when you feel empty when they're gone, and when you see them you feel instantly better.

  2021-12-16 19:17

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  Sobbing intensifies

  You will not stop me from watching iron blooded orphans. And you can't kill me either... It's illegal.

  2021-12-14 12:13

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  #2 & #9

  8 and 9

  2021-12-08 19:12

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  Leave me be

  It's a dream of mine to build a homestead in the woods far away where nobody will bother me and vanish from society. But I kinda wish I could also wander a bit and get to see more of nature's unspoiled beauty. But there ain't too much of that left.

  2021-12-08 19:09

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  v

  Man knows what he wants.

  2021-12-06 19:23

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  The happiness

  Have you never felt loved before? It feels pretty good. And then not having it feels like your insides have been crushed and won't heal. You can throw money, drugs, sex at that but it's all just an escape.

  2021-12-04 21:49

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  Make sure you take care of yourself, memer.

  I cannot help trying to be perfect and isolating when hurt. I have to always try to improve, and I need to be alone to process things and make rational decisions. And I don't reject praise, I just don't know what to say to it so i stay silent.

  2021-12-04 20:02

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  Agreed

  I have never said no to drugs.

  2021-12-02 22:25

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  Make Memedroid great again!

  I would like to donate to this cause. I only carry exactly 37 human kidneys for currency. I can spare 3. The rest are spoken for.

  2021-12-02 22:22

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  How many unpaid internships have you had?

  @title I have been in one and they paid me and hired me afterwards. Been 3 years as of next month.

  2021-12-02 22:17

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  Agreed

  I could just shoot you and claim you consented to a duel.

  2021-12-02 14:04

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  Now you know....

  If I'm not mistaken that would be a hit to your gut/kidney which wouldn't be IMMEDIATELY fatal but left untreated too long that's gonna kill you... I imagine it does not feel nice either. I start shaking if I get a minor laceration.

  2021-12-02 14:02

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  How to be a rebel

  ... I still grew up in a Christian household. So i always have that concept of there being an overseer in life or greater power. Nowadays I just view the idea of God as the universe. So when i pray, i pray to the universe. Feels right to me.

  2021-11-29 02:39

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  How to be a rebel

  The idea of God I grew up with felt completely different from how modern Christianity was explained to me. I found the bible stories to be nonsensical and focusing too much on blind loyalty. And the bible suffers from too many translations. That said...

  2021-11-29 02:35

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  Hell Yeah, Cletus!

  My bro shoplifted 12000 dollars worth of merchandise from cabellas once. Total product was 2 shirts and a hoodie. ... For those that miss the joke there, check out the pricing on a camo jacket at cabellas.

  2021-11-29 02:31

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  It's been real y'all

  Ohio lol

  2021-11-29 02:25

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  It's been real y'all

  How on earth is the 2nd dead? Have you seen gun laws lately? In my state it is not required to register, get a cert, pass bg check, or a gun safety class. I can go to Wal-Mart right now and buy a weapon of my liking and ammo and go home no questions asked.

  2021-11-27 11:08

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  Title

  I think we usually don't know it's a riot until it's gotten to that stage, no?

  2021-11-21 23:54

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  Lol

  So y'all gonna tell them or am i?

  2021-11-21 23:53

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  Title

  I don't think I know a single person whose attended such protests before. Im not sure where people find the time and money to travel to these places. Or the energy to scream for 6 hours. Point im getting at is, are these types the norm for protests?

  2021-11-21 15:55

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  GLOBALLLL WARMING WARING

  Article is legit. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/warm-welcome/

  2021-11-21 15:49

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  leave this here

  Does the bottom still stick to the fucking wrapper?

  2021-11-20 16:14

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  New York does not approve

  Y'all are getting irritating with this political shit...

  2021-11-19 12:31

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  But a gun

  My friend tells me a .22 with hollow points is not sufficient for self defense and described the wounds as bee stings. Insists I get an old police glock. But I don't like the size and price. Should I just get the glock?

  2021-11-18 15:53

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  The racist system

  Yo that shit is fucking trash. Get off the airwaves.

  2021-11-18 00:48

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  Oh no

  Warn me if it ain't in there, there's a couple days of streams. I'll try my best to find it but might not have the time today (trying to get a 3D printer working)

  2021-11-14 10:47

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  Oh no

  https://youtu.be/TFjpOQZ0ovo I make the assertion based on the evidence provided by the prosecution. Just a heads up, it's a 6 hour stream and im not certain at which point the prosecution begins the cross examination. Not a lawyer.

  2021-11-14 10:45

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  Oh no

  His relative to whom it was registered to was jailed for providing it to them.

  2021-11-14 10:40

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  Oh no

  Addendum: he was most certainly not armed legally as the firearm was not registered to him. That said, case is about murder. Not illegal possession.

  2021-11-14 06:07

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  Oh no

  Based on what I've skimmed about the case in Wikipedia, he was definitely looking for trouble and found it. But at the same time, the plain facts are he was armed lawfully and they made a concentrated effort to pursue and attack him. It is no surprise.

  2021-11-14 05:58

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  Pssssh

  I preferred pot of avarice.

  2021-11-14 05:53

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  this is some bossfight shit

  It's like the extra fries in the bottom of the bag.

  2021-11-07 18:21

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  Open box before eating pizza, or just don't!

  I will not! Most of the nutrients and fiber are in the box!

  2021-11-06 01:35

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  Sure it does...

  And now with the magic of audible, you can do BOTH! Sign up now and get 2 books absolutely freeeee!

  2021-11-06 01:31

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  e

  Wrap/cover the food with a damp paper towel. It will absorb more of the microwaves and help the food cook more evenly. Also helps keep it from drying out.

  2021-11-03 08:29

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  Potato is the best..

  A very common method for growing potatoes is to throw them on the ground and toss and hand full of hay/mulch over them and leave it.

  2021-11-01 21:57

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  this is some bossfight shit

  Pull out the seeds and throw the unsalvagable ones into compost. You can recover some seed and fertilizer to offset the loss a bit... Or just insurance... Or both!

  2021-10-28 01:27

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  October

  ... You got some phobia of Christmas lights? I think they look pretty. Especially at night.

  2021-10-27 15:34

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  I mean is it wrong?

  Mod author for additional creatures 2 needs to stop being a little bitch and make things with more interesting/useful abilities instead of finding new ways to irritate everyone. WHO ASKED FOR STACKABLE VENOM DEBUFFS!?

  2021-10-25 23:27

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  CHINAH

  Hmm. That is a good point. Perhaps i am misinterpreting the issue as "only wealthy people can have families". Though I must also point out, additional members of a family become additional bread earners. And that could be a path out of poverty.

  2021-10-21 14:02

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  CHINAH

  That makes it so only the wealthy are allowed to have large families.

  2021-10-21 08:11

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  I think you're safe

  How tf he summon red eyes on what looks like his first turn?

  2021-10-21 08:09

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  Avacodos for sale

  Yeah, that makes sense. Still sucks though. And I guess the bros selling avocados there are most likely judgement proof. I do hope such copyright violation is not jailable. Sounds retarded to jail someone for growing a vegetable.

  2021-10-19 13:03

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  Avacodos for sale

  Yeah. Just mind boggling to me. Cuz it's a living organism, ya know? And it's not like you'd be stealing the plant. You bought the damn thing. And it's not like it's without work to earn the money when you sell it. You had to grow it.

  2021-10-18 17:36

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  Avacodos for sale

  Did you know that if you purchase an avocado, carrot, etc from the grocery store and grow it, you can be arrested and jailed for copyright violation? Plant breed copyrights can last 20 years or more.

  2021-10-18 13:17

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  now I’m hungry

  If you bake bread yourself it tastes heavenly. I think it's just that it's warm and fresh. Store bought is old and cold and often rather dry. Plus not ideal ingredients

  2021-10-17 20:22

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  Guys.. this doesn't look normal, thoughts?

  I look up images of that and then try to describe it in words. And that's how I put plasma tornadoes in my stories

  2021-10-15 14:16

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  Guys.. this doesn't look normal, thoughts?

  Might be spider lightning. Lightning is really hard to understand due to how batshit insane it is on every level and how we hardly understand how tf a cloud of water vapor can create a charge strong enough to make a several mile long arc.

  2021-10-14 14:45

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  He's kinda cute...

  Those feely bits look like eyes. Kinda looks like a fat, very confused vampire.

  2021-10-11 18:41

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  Uffff

  Let's be honest, this isn't even in the top 100 of fucked up kinks...

  2021-10-11 18:40

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  Don't give up guys

  Oh shit, My bad. Fucking hell. I'm going to bed before I injure myself using the microwave or some shit. Night folks.

  2021-10-06 23:51

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  Don't give up guys

  Banning weapons in the US is out of the question. They are simply too widespread. Not entirely sure what the solution to the violence part is... Open to suggestions.

  2021-10-06 17:33

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  Mandatory in every grade after we remove the shit from ou...

  Article on CNN said nobody was killed. Kid is possibly loose in a silver 2018 charger. (No idea how an 18 year old gets a hold of that).

  2021-10-06 17:19

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  Title

  Ah, I did not take vandalism into account... Clear epoxy then? That would be pretty hard to rip up. Maybe some concrete anchors to make it that much harder.

  2021-10-06 17:16

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  Mandatory in every grade after we remove the shit from ou...

  There was a school shooting in Texas today.

  2021-10-06 17:10

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  Title

  What if we just tuck the led strip into the corner of an existing curb and use some hot glue or E6000? Then it won't get run over. Dunno about the UV though. How long you reckon that would take to break it?

  2021-10-02 09:53

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  Title

  Are those expensive? I'd just put a light strip down and hook a solar panel to it and splice it to take the same signal as the light... But I'm not an engineer nor do I know shit about Korea so. Eh.

  2021-10-01 13:25

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  Hardware store

  They say he never performed this song live because he didn't believe he could pull of this part consistently.

  2021-10-01 13:09

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  7n7

  Do not weep. Your world will be but one of many to be reborn. For our Oracle is merciful. Rejoice under the benevolent wrath of my god.

  2021-09-28 13:00

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  No, i don’t think i will

  The two years I worked at a pet store I always took any extra hours. The store only scheduled for 30 hours a week so it was slim pickings for more hours anyways. But the staff appreciated it and I was required to play with the ferrets for thier health.

  2021-09-28 12:55

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  Instead of going around trying to save people's life now ...

  I discover minor and easily bypassed computer issues and email the IT staff repeatedly and refuse to resume work until it is fixed.

  2021-09-28 00:17

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  Your government hates you...Mr obvious

  I looked it up. So they did tear his down but they commended his efforts and the city got a new estimate for 10k and built the stairs a few days later. https://www.today.com/news/toronto-park-stairs-estimate-65k-man-builds-them-550-t114154

  2021-09-24 22:54

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  Fair point

  I think I mainly just miss the convenience. Almost everything at restaurants and fast food is meat. But it's nice not worrying about undercooking things or biting into something and getting cartilage or bone bits. Plus it's alot cheaper. Corn is $2 for 10.

  2021-09-24 13:48

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  keep it PG guys

  Lore was that physical motion would kill me.

  2021-09-17 17:10

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  Good hands, no worries

  No source listed. Item has been sent to recycle bin.

  2021-09-16 19:56

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  Vampire's cat

  That's nosferatu

  2021-09-13 00:40

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  Need no

  Oi, I said not immediately! Though I'm curious if it would work better in different types of engines (inline vs V 6 vs 8 etc.)

  2021-09-11 19:54

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  oh no!

  That is not a gecko. That is an anole.

  2021-09-10 23:39

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  Need no

  This would not immediately ruin the car but would substantially reduce the life of the engine. Though it will lead to catastrophic failure if not dealt with soon. Many cars need specific viscosities and oil needs to behave a certain way at all temps.

  2021-09-09 13:25

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  bruh pokemon

  OPEN FIRE, RUBRICS!

  2021-09-08 21:01

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  Shrugs

  Lord of the rings is that good shit. Epic stories are always the most fun.

  2021-09-07 14:37

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  Ha

  Must have been a very bad amendment to be unanimously voted down.

  2021-09-03 08:40

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  What is it.

  The infamous demon core. A sample of highly radioactive fissile material capable of unleashing the wrath of hell if not handled carefully. Naturally it was given to very not careful people. Death ensued. The legend goes on...

  2021-09-03 00:30

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  [cv9b]

  3 more of me.

  2021-08-31 20:14

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  dongs in a punishment

  Decimation. A punishment where soldiers are forced to beat one tenth of thier own men to death.

  2021-08-29 00:47

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  coincidence?

  The pentagon thing DID get captured by cameras. They were recording at absurdly low frame rate though. So in the footage, one second it's normal, the next frame there is a burning hole in the wall.

  2021-08-28 08:51

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  dongs in a guide

  I disagree. YouTube is a free platform, anyone can use it. Including those qualified on subjects or not. To dismiss the merit of someone's ideas based on them being on YouTube is an antiquated approach.

  2021-08-27 20:58

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  dongs in a future

  They forcibly sterilized people for failing IQ tests in North Carolina back then. There was a state backed eugenics program.

  2021-08-27 20:44

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  dongs in a guide

  I prefer to watch wizard of cause and armored skeptic for such things. They've very well thought out discussions and they avoid just mud throwing the whole time.

  2021-08-27 19:59

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  If you know then you know....

  Iron man does fight magneto in the comics. Iron man can escape it by switching his suit's magnetic polarity. It is in the armored adventures show too, which i highly recommend!

  2021-08-26 23:41

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  Time travel

  Your sense of scent is a more powerful trigger of memory than sight or sound.

  2021-08-17 20:37

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  Strobe - Deadmau5

  Is that Rytmik my guy? I learned to make music on Rytmik

  2021-08-17 20:34

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  Bygone

  Blade comes to mind.

  2021-08-16 12:11

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  Wat dat....mouth?

  I am accusing her of looking like a Titan from Attack on Titan.

  2021-08-15 10:09

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  Me too, kid

  I shit you not, aloe is fucking immortal. I once had an aloe plant that was placed in a dark closet for 3 months and managed to not only survive but grow more. It finally died after I put a pile of blankets ontop of it. But i think it could have revived.

  2021-08-15 00:23

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  Wat dat....mouth?

  She should feel aweful for what she did to Eren's mom.

  2021-08-13 23:18

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  These people need help

  It had a racial slur in its name.

  2021-08-13 08:27

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  hahahaa master gave me a sock

  Dobby was given a shit ton of socks in the books. And he was under the impression it was a manufacturing mistake if they matched.

  2021-08-12 18:38

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  soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh

  Song is Spectre by Alan Walker if anyone wanted to know.

  2021-08-11 22:16

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  Yes

  Gandalf killed a fire demon. Dumbledore wasn't able to beat a depressed emo kid.

  2021-08-11 20:34

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  git him...

  To be fair fellas, there's a case for mobile gamers nowadays with things like emulators and there's alot of fun games on mobile. But not so many artistically focused titles. You probably won't get something like heavy rain on mobile.

  2021-08-11 07:01

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  US government and crypto currency

  I am now buying several thousand dollars in crypto only because they don't want me to.

  2021-08-10 23:33

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  I'm sorry but I'm rooting for the bike dude he's a giga chad

  Looks like this huge fella was on the ground and his 4wheeler was overturned and he, with 2 people trying to restrain him, forcefully got off the ground, corrected the 4wheeler, and drove off on it.

  2021-08-10 23:31

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  The test of time

  It will be a cold day in hell before I compare a politician to the perfection of Windows 7. It should have been excluded.

  2021-08-08 23:03

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  The test of time

  You skipped vista.

  2021-08-08 21:17

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  Oh no!

  That is most definitely not an apple pie. We also do not bake pies in the square pan.

  2021-08-06 14:37

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  Which is the right download button?

  Click-hold and drag it. It will give you a hint if it's just a shitty fake image. Also hovering over it will sometimes say where it plans to send you.

  2021-08-06 14:32

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  all my hard work nooo

  Many spiders dismantle and rebuild thier own webs on a daily basis.

  2021-08-06 14:31

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  George Burns lived to be 100 years old so I'm gonna liste...

  After that, I dont remember anything doc. Woke up on the floor an hour later. Wife said she found me like that.

  2021-08-05 20:49

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