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  Aaaah

  Now get ready for the hardest training you ever experienced that will prepare you to fight a battle for 8-12 hours straight. The way people treated a Roman legion was how we view an Aircraft Carrier today. If one shows up outside your borders, you got a big problem.

  2026-06-05 14:59

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  Corporate speedrun

  Funny, but I doubt it happened.

  2026-06-05 13:41

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  Definitely not first life

  Ha! Funny but sad. We love ourselves a lot and not others not enough - that is the correct answer. We all do stupid shit, we just ignore it more than when others do stupid shit.

  2026-06-05 09:04

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  ancient toys

  The difference is they didn’t play with those they prayed to them. What isn’t different is people still worship things made with human hands.

  2026-06-05 08:57

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  This would be funny as hell. First Pride Month even I sup...

  

  2026-06-03 14:08

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  This would be funny as hell. First Pride Month even I sup...

  Doubt. Leftist can’t get past their own religios beliefs to go to that event to just have fun. You might see a handful of ~F.A.G’s, but that’s it.

  2026-06-03 14:07

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  Never break pasta in front of an italian

  

  2026-06-03 14:00

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  Never break pasta in front of an italian

  Dude just snapped 70 2x4’s with his bare hands. Turn you little Luigi wannabe cop lights off.

  2026-06-03 13:56

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  Bro saw coal

  Yup. Friends can get approved for a loan for free and they don’t need to use it. Just go out there and low ball prices to make your offer look better.

  2026-06-03 12:02

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  Paid with dongs

  Average income in 1975 was $8,630.92 annually. After adjusting for CPI inflation comes out to $53,624.42 in 2026 money. Divided by 260 work days, with 8 hr days the hourly rate comes out to $25.78 an hour. There are other reason why shit sucks, like illegal immigration, and big corporate buying up homes, government over spending and fraud. Also manufacturing jobs going over seas.

  2026-06-02 17:09

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  Taylor Swift x Toy story 5

  

  2026-06-02 17:02

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  its gone

  4chan gave us the capture the flag fiasco with Shia LaBeouf.

  2026-06-02 16:58

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  Weekend spirit

  I think licensing for food is specifically for selling food. I don’t think it’s against the law to give a drink away to someone. Now if she took that drink off of the shelf of the store and just started giving it away, then that would be theft.

  2026-06-02 16:55

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  Mandalorian and Grogu isn't that bad, but it has no purpose

  I think people just want old Star Wars back with real in world story progression. As big as it was, you have to be a self absorbed psychopath to think you could change it and make it bigger than it was.

  2026-06-02 16:50

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  Bro saw coal

  To be fair… price adjusted for inflation. Everyone would want the exact fair value out that they put in.

  2026-06-02 16:41

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  Bro saw coal

  Get some friends to offer multiple offers to the seller at slightly lower prices than you. People change their mind pretty easily with the heard mentality…. Oh crap!!!, I just thought of this idea and it sounds kind of diabolical… well, do this at your own discretion.

  2026-06-02 16:39

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  Well that's awkward

  It was a rocket from Blu Origin that blew up a few days ago. It never even left the launch tower. A Jeff Luthor of Amazon product.

  2026-06-02 11:32

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  modern romance

  Is that a real painting? Looks awesome!

  2026-06-02 09:47

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  Backpack discrimination

  20 yrs ago in the military I had 60 pound fucking pack on my back. No fucking way I was carrying that everywhere in my hand.

  2026-06-02 09:28

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  Worth every penny

  You hired a lawyer who’s hourly billing is more than the fine. That’s not the lawyer’s fault. There’s reason why we have small claims court.

  2026-06-02 09:22

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  plant agenda

  Well they’re doing a shitty job of it, there’s no where near enough humans to feed all the plants.

  2026-05-30 08:39

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  dongs in a crab

  Retvrded.

  2026-05-30 08:21

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  enough ai

  I’d imagine only someone with admin like privileges can replay to their own comments.

  2026-05-29 09:33

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  enough ai

  They have literally bet the farm and billions on AI. They’re not going to stop until they can’t financially support it anymore. They failed to make their god and they are refusing to give up. It’s not happening.

  2026-05-29 09:29

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  Impressive

  This is just precious.

  2026-05-28 10:25

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  Disinformation or misinformation? That's the question.

  The meme says both sides give double the misinformation, which it assumes both sides are always wrong. Some arguments are only two sided, like abortion. There is no third mystery option. Baby dead, or baby alive. Abandoning listening because pre assuming both are dumb is in itself retrded.

  2026-05-26 14:28

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  Disinformation or misinformation? That's the question.

  The meme itself is propaganda. Can’t have anyone thinking they can come to their own conclusions listening to a debate.

  2026-05-26 03:34

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  Lol

  Yes, the fat ass that gets $70,000 a year in benefits for not working is a huge problem when you multiply them by a million. We will deal with Jeff Luthor if we need to. And secondly, I just came up with calling the bald Amazon guy ‘Jeff Luthor’, use it free of charge.

  2026-05-26 01:26

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  Vitamin C plays a vital role

  Yeah I got that 1,000 mg vitamin C pill. I decided to not swallow it and instead crew it one day. Felt like I bit into the pure essence of a 1,000 Orange trees, like lightning in my mouth… not recommended.

  2026-05-26 00:06

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  does it though?

  I read read and read both correctly in my head.

  2026-05-25 23:59

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  bro unlocked crusader mode

  Any sword in the hand of a crusader is a crusader sword. Every inch of land his foot touches is holy ground.

  2026-05-21 20:12

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  presidential records act ruling

  At this point we might as well have one judge write an order that tells all judges they’re not allowed to write orders. Then just start arresting them. Judges should honestly just be courtroom referees and not arbiters of unlimited power.

  2026-05-21 16:49

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  mammal patch notes

  Bingo

  2026-05-21 16:43

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  mouse egg veterans

  I remember as kid having to clean lint off of the rollers inside the mouse. Playing StarCraft or command and conquer was difficult when your arrow kept pausing and skipping.

  2026-05-21 12:43

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  aging update

  Your shoulder issues probably have something to do with falling off the monkey bars as a kid.

  2026-05-21 12:23

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  mammal patch notes

  “Abuse a mammal” that’s sounds retrded. An experiment with a mouse utopia was done where mice were given a perfect environment, no predators, safe environment, and endless food. After the population exploded the mice later on sought nothing else other than self grooming. The mice stopped reproducing and every mouse died off leaving the population to crash at zero mice. There’s more to life than physical comfort and hedonism.

  2026-05-21 12:04

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  He gave his best to her worst

  I hate Hollywood.

  2026-05-19 20:24

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  With These Prices I Relate To Person B

  You can be both.

  2026-05-19 20:22

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  Get rekt

  Just out of curiosity, what show is this?

  2026-05-19 20:18

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  Relatable

  Ok I know what you’re saying. Hear me out. I started doing this with my electric water heater tank after a child pressed buttons on it turning it off. I obviously found out during a morning shower. After I turned it back on I had the hot water valve at 100% and the water was plenty warm enough. The water was being heating as it was used. There’s more benefits I found but not enough text space.

  2026-05-19 12:47

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  This is so f*cked up

  I think 20-15 years ago Prolife was for abolishing it, but in the last 10-5 years wolves had crept in on mass. It’s good we call our position the “Abolitionist” position so there’s no more ambiguity.

  2026-05-19 12:40

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  This is so f*cked up

  It’s insane when questions like this come up. Do you not understand the word “Justice”??? If you murder a human being you’re a murderer and that can not be allowed in society if we want peace. Humans dying of unforeseen circumstances are not murder, just like if you died of unforeseen circumstances.

  2026-05-19 12:35

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  This is so f*cked up

  Stop being stupid. Eating Forbidden fruit is the reason why we are all dying right now.

  2026-05-19 12:32

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  Relatable

  Turn your water heater down to about 105*F. Save money on energy and if you got pressure issues in your house the temp will swing less when other people use the water while you shower.

  2026-05-17 21:12

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  I called them rolly pollies as a kid

  I remember as a kid me and a friend found a bunch of them and put them in a red wagon with leaves for food. The next day we came back and all the Rollie-pollies were gone and the wagon was covered in spider webs and spiders. From this we deduced that spiders were the final evolution of a Rollie pollie. We had cracked the case and figured out where do spiders come from.

  2026-05-17 03:14

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  I called them rolly pollies as a kid

  Absolutely!

  2026-05-17 03:10

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  Hard to part with

  It’s an honest mistake. You’re so use to putting the lighter in your pocket after using it, it just happens. No disrespect intended my brother.

  2026-05-17 03:07

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  math tavern

  The next guy always gets half of the previous guy. It will never equal 2 beers. It will be infinitely approaching 2 but never reaching it. Every halving added will be less than the remaining amount required to equal 2 beers.

  2026-05-14 20:57

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  math tavern

  You can only break beer down into a fraction so far until the fraction is less than a molecule of what beer actually is…

  2026-05-14 20:53

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  Tiny chaos factory

  They require blood

  2026-05-14 20:49

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  forbidden spa

  Socks. The secret is just always wear socks. Change them when you get home. Women walk around bare foot at home and in sandals out side.

  2026-05-12 16:49

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  dad said no

  The AI monitor won’t let me say what I want to say. Justice should fall on the heads of those that put this man in jail. mEME Dr0id is dead.

  2026-05-12 16:40

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  Checkmate

  Hot guys that every woman wants are dating every woman they want. Welcome to modern feminist world we’re the average man isn’t good enough for a disgusting ran through evil self proclaimed woman.

  2026-05-10 15:42

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  Based Paul

  If you live for Christ, yes. If you live for yourself, no. For the nonbelievers , having a family forces them to be less selfish, as long as society is willing to shame them and not applaud them for being a loser mother willing to destroy her own family for her happiness.

  2026-05-10 15:38

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  This is what peak female performance looks like

  This skill requires someone with brass lungs.

  2026-05-10 15:27

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  Holy Cow

  Holy means separate, unique. Not floating in the air like a bubble.

  2026-05-10 15:22

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  Huh?

  F this feminists bs. Women talk more because they think less and love the sound of their own voice.

  2026-05-10 15:18

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  Cowardice

  Who?

  2026-05-08 16:47

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  Submarine diving board

  When I was in 20 years ago I only heard of them lowering the aircraft elevator down to the water level for swim day. Most RR time was Officers hitting golf balls off the Aft end of the flight deck and mostly higher enlisted fishing on the Fan-tail. The lower enlisted were too busy playing practical jokes and doing the common Tom-foolery. Good times.

  2026-05-08 16:43

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  Ancients got lucky

  Pride before the fall…

  2026-05-05 12:58

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  Touche

  Another example. Causing a car reck when you lose consciousness. A person that drinks and drives is responsible because they made a choice to lose consciousness. But a person that has a heart attack behind the wheel is not responsible because it was not their choice to have their personhood taken from their physical body. When you die your body isn’t a person anymore, but it is still a human body that must be dealt with dignity. Humanity is the question when it comes to abortion.

  2026-05-05 12:47

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  Touche

  “Personhood” is used to show who has a responsibility to others. “Humanity” is used to show who the “persons” are to show the responsibility and care to. If you’re a human you should be treated as a human. If you have personhood, you’re responsible for treating other humans the way you treat yourself. A dentist can’t put a dental drill through your forehead just because you don’t have your Conscious personhood operating while unconscious out for a tooth drilling.

  2026-05-05 12:40

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  no phones

  I remember that time.. it was weird how when ever you saw a friend with a camcorder you automatically started smiling.

  2026-05-05 12:12

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  Touche

  It’s not a fucking giraffe or a dolphin. Humans get human rights you hypocrites. So yes, liberals that screw up gender also screw up what a human is. Go figure….

  2026-05-03 14:27

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  CHF go brrr

  The point of paper bills is to make carrying and trading monetary value easier. Without big bills, trading silver and gold coins will become more convenient again. Ultimately they get rid of big bills to control the economy and prevent organized revolts.

  2026-05-01 12:07

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  title

  I got in trouble about 20+ years ago in a beach club. I Ran out to the parking lot to my 92’ f-150. I needed an extra 12 inches to back the truck out but cars where parked really close together. so I placed my back bumper on the car behind me as quickly and gently as possible, then proceeded to push it out of my way and got the hell out of there. Running away from club bouncers was not a fun thing to do. Why did I tell this story?

  2026-04-30 22:48

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  best laugh ever

  which…. One…. Answer Carefully Son…

  2026-04-28 20:59

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  Not All Heroes Wear Capes

  You suck at English.

  2026-04-28 19:54

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  Ctrl c Ctrl v

  Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

  2026-04-28 19:44

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  Ctrl c Ctrl v

  Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

  2026-04-28 19:43

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  Not All Heroes Wear Capes

  Aren’t you tired of looking at shit? I’d imagine that’s all you see when you’re looking out the window at your taco country.

  2026-04-28 19:41

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  Probably a repost, idc, fts

  People back then thought that since Spartans were professional soldiers that they would get a professional conversation with them. Instead they just would open themselves up to insults and sarcasm.

  2026-04-27 08:40

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  update again

  I remember in 2000 if I wanted to download an anime that didn’t exist if the U.S. I had to leave the phone modem on all night to download a 250mb episode. Some times I’d wake up and the found the dialup modem got kicked off half way through. Parents didn’t know I had internet access.

  2026-04-24 11:18

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  Insects catching strays

  Glow worms, silk worms, roly-poly’s, praying mantis, a lot of people like all of these little guys. I can’t find any reason to hate them.

  2026-04-24 11:13

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  bug people

  But aren’t the ones in the sea also on the earth???

  2026-04-24 11:07

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  dog sus

  Ahh yes, one of the Judges in the Bible just casually breaking the jaw of a lion by ripping its mouth open.

  2026-04-24 11:04

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  Too late bro

  Maybe, It’s a waist of time staying as active friends though. If a woman decides your not someone she wants right now, then break from her and don’t waist time. Find someone that wants to be with you.

  2026-04-24 10:58

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  Article 5 allows for the entire US constitution to be rew...

  If anyone is interested I suggest reading the book , Hologram of Liberty, printed in 1997. Has some historical facts in there that are interesting. Did you know that The State Rhode Island had a trade blockade set against it by the other states until its legislative body ratified the United States Constitution…? I’m not saying the constitution is bad, just wondering why the Post Office had to be in our founding document. Federalist were liberal compared to the anti-federalist.

  2026-04-21 23:42

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  Man needs his diner

  It feels like I added words because I played out correctly the logical conclusion of the word “worthy” where you have just assumed worthiness without asking the important questions.

  2026-04-21 23:26

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  UN

  UN soldiers are know for committing rampant rape where ever they go.

  2026-04-21 22:13

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  oh no

  ColecoVision

  2026-04-20 19:59

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  Oh snap!

  What! This is outrageous! It’s unfair!

  2026-04-20 19:54

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  Man needs his diner

  Worthy??? No one who secretly slips out of their house at 1am is worthy. You owe your significant other an explanation because they are worthy of an explanation. What would you say to them? “ shut up babe, don’t ask me anymore where I went to cause Im just that worthy of it” the fucking audacity and hubris.

  2026-04-20 10:16

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  patched pain

  The screws on the door hinges suggest that the door opens the other way. Jerry could have just pulled to open the door.

  2026-04-20 08:47

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  Man needs his diner

  It’s only 10 minutes away. I see no problem here. If you’re with her long enough then eventually she’s going to find out. Keep your receipts so she doesn’t think your cheating.

  2026-04-20 08:44

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  basic math

  Doubling every three months seems unsustainable.

  2026-04-19 22:55

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  rimshot ("shot," not 'job, y'all have filthy minds).

  No no. This is legit funny. Can also work with sailors on a submarine.

  2026-04-19 22:52

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  Roastie

  Katy Perry apparently thought it would be funny to sit on Ruby’s face while she was laying down and rubbed her beef patties all over her face and nose. This is according to Ruby.

  2026-04-19 22:49

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  wrong twin

  They were stolen by number 4.

  2026-04-17 01:45

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  Science gang roll call

  Actually the election is the only thing we get to touch in the atom…. Unless you split it.

  2026-04-17 01:43

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  Wiping boogers on renewable energy

  Why the F does the nuclear power have green smoke??? It’s just water steam from heat transferring. It’s not a poisonous cloud.

  2026-04-17 01:37

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  The cat always suspects something

  Oooooo that’s a bingo!

  2026-04-17 01:32

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  A mothers words stay with you

  Yeah, that event required a dad that knows limits to keep it safe and how to improve with real confidence, not a mom that wants a her boy to be something she’s not… a man. FYI mothers may not be able to teach boys how to be men, but dads can teach daughters how to be a lady.

  2026-04-17 01:25

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  Ich habe eine żabe

  I least one went into his wrist.

  2026-04-17 01:09

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  Competition

  Climb a tree…

  2026-04-17 01:07

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  Eric the Toe Sucking Roofie King

  He may still think Bill Cosby is just the Jello Pudding Pop guy. That’s only reason I can think of why it’s not clicking with him.

  2026-04-16 03:26

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  Try me. Just try me

  Feminist fantasy.

  2026-04-15 13:27

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  zio delulus

  why do I get Mr. Beast vibes from this dude????

  2026-04-14 20:00

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  I was born to love you

  If you’re turning 28 this year, you were born in 1998. But then again in American culture for some reason most ppl don’t look at you as a full fledged adult until you’re old enough to rent a car, which is 25.

  2026-04-12 14:25

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  Even history had its champions

  To be fair the shorts were gayer in the 70s and 80s NBA. Ironically the players were more masculine back then.

  2026-04-09 11:23

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