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  Free kitten

  People who steal Amazon packages will soon have to fear the wrath of Fluffy, the guard cat.

  2026-09-02 10:52

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  Galaxy cat unlocked

  Like an adorable meowing reverse dalmation

  2026-09-02 10:50

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  Pure evil

  They probably use an ai to moderate for swear words

  2026-08-28 04:55

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  Pure evil

  Epileptics stay on their meds and dont handle vases carelessly There's no excuse for crazy bi+ches like these

  2026-08-27 01:31

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  Leftwing killers

  And apparently mentally ill people taking hormones are perfectly fine

  2026-08-27 01:29

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  Rockstar almost had him

  Given the Rock* treats people, I kinda side with this guy. They're the kinda people who can get your personal details, harass your family, and get away with it.

  2026-08-27 01:24

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  Bro trusts nobody

  Cat be like "who the fuck are you?"

  2026-08-27 01:18

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  justice moment

  Some of those millions go into bribing authorities to look the other way

  2026-08-27 01:10

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  Poor billion dollar studio

  Riiiiiiight "poor" Rock*

  2026-08-27 01:06

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  Bro sent his savings

  The gf took the money from your bros account too

  2026-08-27 01:04

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  Thanos was the actor

  The snap removed the orignal hair

  2026-08-27 01:03

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  Big feet won

  Hopefully, ex-girlfriend, if she's going to be judgemental towards something so cute

  2026-08-25 12:59

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  1930s parenting rewards

  And they're awarded for increasing the crime rate

  2026-08-25 06:19

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  Wedding speedrun cancelled

  I hope that man finds someone new, he'd make an excellent father.

  2026-08-25 06:16

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  absolute unit

  The member of the Kelly gang who had the best armour was naturally the one that built everyone elses.

  2026-08-25 06:12

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  Sign up

  It's amazing how much the crime rate drops when the death penalty is introduced

  2026-08-25 06:08

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  Congrats now they're staying

  Now you can claim those people as your property

  2026-08-24 09:51

  +3
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  White Liberal Women are Evil

  Bitches be crazy

  2026-08-23 04:37

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  Hey ladies

  **Recorded live from the inside police interrogation room**

  2026-08-23 04:23

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  Job

  Existence is paaaain for a meeseeks

  2026-08-23 04:21

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  title

  Were they watching porn? The internet history is wiped, so, yes.

  2026-08-22 06:53

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  Comments went exactly as expected

  The alternative is give your whiny screaming child a reward whenever they cause a scene or start trouble in public. So yes, use physical discipline, but use it responsibly within reason

  2026-08-20 05:59

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  It's not always porn

  "The internet is really, really, really great..." "FoR PoRn!"

  2026-08-18 04:59

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  Those are rookie numbers

  Only 500 hours? pathetic

  2026-08-17 13:37

  +10
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  American food: ugly but delicious

  Does this mean we can make a literal meat shield to defend ourselves with?

  2026-08-16 19:01

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  Renaming the caliphate

  Joos warned UK ages ago that the Mudzlimz would invade them if given a chance to do so.

  2026-08-16 16:40

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  Not really no

  With some heart stopping action

  2026-08-15 03:10

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  Remove all enemies

  If you do this in someone else's country when you move in, then you're not 'immigrating' you're 'invading' and need to be treated as such.

  2026-08-15 03:06

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  Bridesmaids understood the mission

  Wouldn't it be easier to simply just not invite the trouble makers

  2026-08-15 02:57

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  family unlocked

  treating you as if you're somehow meant to be the "responsible one"

  2026-08-15 02:50

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  Bro outlived the haters

  He gets the last laugh in the end

  2026-08-15 02:48

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  Palworld did the impossible

  Now, if Pokemon wants to compete, they'll actually have to start releasing decent quality games again, it only been how many years since there was a decent pokemon game...?

  2026-08-13 07:17

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  Romans had night mode

  They dont make'em like they used to

  2026-08-13 07:13

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  containment mode

  Kitten straight jackets

  2026-08-13 07:03

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  Blame anyone but the guilty

  You know, I think the problem is more like they had too many races in them

  2026-08-13 07:00

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  travel expert

  It nice to see a homeless person with a mobile phone, it means there's still hope for them to get their life together.

  2026-08-12 18:36

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  Law firm family plan

  ...time for a paternity test and a divorce attorney.

  2026-08-12 18:33

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  The guy ran when Pawn Shop employee opened the iPad

  I t's almost expected of them these days

  2026-08-12 06:43

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  Veneer

  shut up and take my money!

  2026-08-12 05:42

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  Animal Farm

  That's where they keep the humans

  2026-08-09 10:57

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  I'm doing my part to flatten the curve

  Good thing you were vaccinated, now we can charge extra for when we your harvest organs to 'donate them'

  2026-08-06 23:28

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  III

  Notice how peaceful countries are without those headchopping rap1$t cultists around?

  2026-08-06 23:24

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  I refuse to incriminate myself. Am I my brother's keeper?

  And Cain said to the Lord: "I do not know; am I my brother's shepherd?" Genesis:4 [Note: Able was a shepherd himself, so Cain made a smartass remark when God gave him a chance to confess]

  2026-08-06 23:16

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  Watching the coworker who does nothing leave early again

  and then you have to do their share of the workload otherwise it looks like you've fallen behind.

  2026-08-06 23:10

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  chess

  It looks like gender equality rules have been used against them

  2026-08-06 23:07

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  Physics boyfriend moment

  Get a vasectomy and a good lawyer while she's gone. So when she comes crawling back to you and pressures you to sleep with her and claims the by-product is 'yours,' you can kick her out.

  2026-08-04 18:36

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  evil chicken

  Link wants to know your location... so he can get the fuck away from there.

  2026-08-04 18:32

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  planet speedrun

  Because companies that can afford data centres can also afford to buy out good pr coverage

  2026-08-04 10:43

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  Domino's underestimated how badly Russians wanted free pizza

  They should've seen that coming. Seriously, can you imagine how good a pizza would be if you lived with russian weather. Freezing cold snow or pissing down with rain, suddenly, your doorbell rings for free pizza!

  2026-08-04 05:58

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  Thief

  Now you seal it, now you don't!

  2026-08-04 05:32

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  Kung-Fu Kitty

  What's the source?

  2026-08-04 05:16

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  Fa Q

  DiD yOu AsSuMe My GeNdEr? Did you assume I give a shit? You're lucky I'm treating you like a person

  2026-08-04 04:55

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  August 1st

  yoo white stealing our culture, we inventin rappers an rap battles Vikings were rap battling long before you. Lokasenna - 'The Flyting of Loki' is an example of a 'flyting'. Flytings were ancient norse and medieval European rap battles.

  2026-08-01 12:24

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  Reject collective guilt

  In the past, whites bought black slaves from black people. It was the acceptable norm at the time. Muslism endorsing terrorism and the various acts of terrorism committed by Islam has never really stopped. Only the location changes.

  2026-08-01 12:08

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  office chaos

  'Some people just want to watch the world burn'

  2026-08-01 05:33

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  AI wants the river too

  Next, there'll be plans for an entire hydroelectric dam to run a single ai, it's only a matter of time

  2026-07-31 06:27

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  Peak male fashion

  As far as being a knight goes, the best you can do is use computer chairs and office supplies to pretend you're jousting with your coworkers

  2026-07-31 06:22

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  Happy month end

  amazing, and you lived to tell the tale

  2026-07-31 06:19

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  You own nothing

  They can lock you out of your entire account, cutting you off from your digital library if they wanted to. The only way to safely own digital media is by donning the jolly roger

  2026-07-29 17:52

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  World Cup fans had a different tipping strategy

  Huh, that's interesting. Here in aus, it's actually the opposite. workers aren't allowed to ask for tips. If they do, it looks bad on the business. There have even been complaints when some people tried to implement.

  2026-07-24 01:32

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  fund it

  The millionaire should start an online petition or go fund me. Just to prove that everyone wants it more than what we got.

  2026-07-24 01:28

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  We had it good

  One thing I miss about movie stores is the ability to buy ex-rentals

  2026-07-24 01:25

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  We had it good

  Going to a movie store with friends was an awesome social activity getting together arguing over what to watch, look at the back of the case, maybe get some popcorn, trying to decide whether you should hire a new release or get a 7 movie for 7 days special

  2026-07-24 01:24

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  Greek man celebrates his suspiciously weathered 18th birt...

  For an 80 year old he's in great shape.

  2026-07-22 07:29

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  Rain was never the bad weather anyway

  So basically the worst weather is summer... when you have a sunburn...

  2026-07-22 07:28

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  france social media ban

  Coincidentally, the use and sales of VPNs is on the rise!

  2026-07-22 07:25

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  World Cup fans had a different tipping strategy

  Do you legally have to tip people in America?

  2026-07-22 07:22

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  Celsius jumpscare

  Meanwhile 30⁰ in Australia be like... "a little bit warmer than usual, probably need some sunblock mate"

  2026-07-22 07:19

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  Damn

  Is he related to officer Doofy?

  2026-07-20 11:18

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  That cover was hiding a whole final boss

  Experience comes with age.

  2026-07-20 11:13

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  wrong helen

  A greek beauty queen or a supermodel would've been ideal for the part. However, let's face it, anyone would look better than that road accident faced ape they went with.

  2026-07-20 11:05

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  Lawyer speedrun

  Don't forget to sue the little shits parents.

  2026-07-20 11:01

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  venom tax

  That's what the antivenom is there for.

  2026-07-20 10:58

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  Family never quits

  Now will he be able to get down?

  2026-07-18 11:16

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  No running! You don’t want to be in the back of this li...

  Person at back of the line is like Ralph from the Simpsons : "ha ha, I'm in danger"

  2026-07-15 05:31

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  Lol

  N o, sorry I don't know how to G et past it. G ood luck though, E very ai mod is R uthless around race words

  2026-07-14 05:17

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  "They’re coming for the tower next."

  I wonder which character is going to be race swapped and which character will be lbgt this time.

  2026-07-14 01:53

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  Pizza rolls

  Maybe there's a mouse in the cupboard.

  2026-07-14 01:40

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  Peak childhood

  Nowadays, we pay additional microtransaction fees for the soundtrack, and our demo games are often buggy and broken. And any game that's for 'free' comes with nonstop ads

  2026-07-14 01:37

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  Magic

  he should be a contestant on 'Penn & Tellers Fooled Us'

  2026-07-13 08:29

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  Trannies be like

  No, you're a eunuch with a shitty singing voice

  2026-07-11 04:45

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  Go out

  The mom's the one who left to 'do the shopping for milk and cigarettes'

  2026-07-11 04:41

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  Peak cinema

  This is what they mean when they say a "woman is out to find herself a man"

  2026-07-11 04:38

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  Vet betrayal

  Cats, on the other hand, be like "I KNOW where you plan on putting the thermometer! Keep your hands where I can see them, or I'll claw you!

  2026-07-10 04:44

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  one time

  If he stayed, she'd do it again and again. The slag.

  2026-07-09 06:33

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  wax violence

  Get drunk, dress up as cowboys indians and harlots, then have wild west quick draw duels

  2026-07-09 06:31

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  Well well well, how the turntables.

  She can't take'em to court if she can't identify them.

  2026-07-09 06:24

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  Lol

  Next, they'll add 'black pe class,' which will be comprised of a track course of outrunning police, looting sheit during riot, and throw stuff during protest rallies.

  2026-07-09 06:18

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  Liquid kitten

  It's like that old Xman movie.

  2026-07-09 06:12

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  Boss fumbled hard

  Nothing the legal aid can't resolve... or sue for.

  2026-07-07 17:10

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  Tutorial betrayal

  [Click this button, then continue to the next step] ooooh-kay, where is that button...? where the hell is that button?

  2026-07-07 11:47

  +5
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  male fantasy

  They know what we want

  2026-07-06 22:23

  +1
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  Goth bat rave

  What makes you think it isn't a nightclub?

  2026-07-06 22:23

  +1
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  dongs in an elephant

  Did you hear about that woman who couldn't drive to work because Neil was in her driveway leaning against her car, preventing her from reversing out?

  2026-07-05 19:04

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  That about sums it up

  We used to have a 'male mental health awareness month' in June, but the LGBT assholes stole it for their 'Pride month'

  2026-07-05 18:50

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  old but good

  Funny that 'place' doesn't look like the kitchen lol

  2026-07-05 18:43

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  lmao

  You should be careful when you get that fat. Japanese fisherman may mistake you for whale.

  2026-07-05 18:34

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  gut wins

  If the man owns the house rather than leave, he should plant hidden cameras inside the house to catch the cheating then secretly meet with his lawyer

  2026-07-02 09:38

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  Bro's cooked

  Religious? Pray it'll work out for him.

  2026-06-30 07:08

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  shrek protocol

  Because, Shrek is love....

  2026-06-30 07:06

  +1