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  Rack-coon

  Heh, nice rack

  2025-04-12 14:28

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  behold, the scroll of truth

  No cocaine?

  2025-04-12 07:50

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  Symbolism over substance

  I think she’s wearing a rock climbing helmet, because why does it have a chin strap?

  2025-04-10 21:32

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  dongs in a spectrum

  I am so sorry for your loss

  2025-04-10 07:09

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  Women will never understand

  Just flex. The blood goes to your muscles instead. I always do it and it always works

  2025-04-08 22:33

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  Adam Scott’s roles are basically economic indicators now

  Exactly

  2025-04-07 22:40

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  It would've taken all the Avengers to stop me that night

  Honestly, I’d probably just take it anyway. Free food is free food, and it’d take away their satisfaction if it doesn’t affect you .

  2025-04-04 21:33

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  wiping boogers on your bastard

  Not all single mothers are single from bad choices; they could be a widow. But most are definitely single because of poor choices .

  2025-04-04 21:28

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  Bobby

  Is he biting the cat?

  2025-04-02 06:55

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  Trump's official portrait vs fan art from Colorado

  What’s the issue?

  2025-04-01 00:24

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  Jack Black holding the damn Tesseract in the Minecraft movie

  It’s talking about how it looks like the tesseract from marvel comics

  2025-03-31 20:57

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  Vegans eat grass!

  Vegan and vegetarian diets used to be really healthy, since it cut out a lot of processed foods that would be causing health issues. But then corporations started processing vegan and vegetarian friendly foods, and that’s about where it went downhill. Cutting out processed foods is a pretty healthy practice, and I’d recommend it; it’ll force you to learn to cook and hopefully get better at it .

  2025-03-31 20:38

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  you heard me

  It’s supposed to be “count”, but it’s misspelled

  2025-03-28 11:54

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  Netflix greenlights live-action Scooby-Doo series

  Without Matthew Lillard as Shaggy, it’s just gonna fall short from the movies. I expect the movies to get a bump in viewership when the show comes out .

  2025-03-28 00:12

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  Every Tesla sold in the US is made in the US. Flex.

  While that may be true, Chevrolet is owned by GM, and not of all their vehicles are manufactured in the US. All this is saying is that all of Tesla’s vehicles are made in the US, not that Tesla has the most cars made in the US .

  2025-03-25 11:22

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  Donuts save lives

  Make good choices. Don’t do anything stupid in the gym, unless you’re ready to accept the consequences. Always be knowledgeable about what movements that you’re performing and you should never have trouble lifting. When in doubt, lift lighter .

  2025-03-24 13:46

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  Bro, you don’t like FUN METAL? FUN + METAL??

  I just let people like what they want to, but that’s just me. Only music that I criticize is stuff that genuinely isn’t music. Like, songs that have no real music quality to them aren’t really music; it’s just noise, and I do plan on criticizing it .

  2025-03-22 20:02

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  Marvel fans when you suggest an actual good show

  Mark was never shown to be a great thinker. It’s par for the course

  2025-03-22 17:39

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  INVEST

  Company went out of business. The person who was in charge when it closed looks like a liberal, but I don’t have an instagram account and can’t really check .

  2025-03-22 12:34

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  That same look he’s had for 10 years straight

  My cat’s always has the same look. He just stares, unmoving, with them big ol’ yellow eyes. Beautiful black cat, though .

  2025-03-22 01:05

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  Photoshop vs. GIMP 3.0: The ultimate showdown

  I don’t know if Gimp is still as bad as what it was when I had used it years ago, but I would still take pirated photoshop over a free software any day .

  2025-03-21 09:14

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  Trying to guess if this skeleton’s male or female like ...

  Dude forgot that smart people exist and thought he was gonna get someone with the “Well actually you’re wrong ‘cuz this one’s a chimpanzee.” .

  2025-03-20 09:39

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  Canada and Denmark fight over this piece of land

  Sounds more like a friendly liquor exchange

  2025-03-20 09:36

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  kids these days

  The cat is not on the trampoline

  2025-03-15 12:35

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  He accepted the terms and gave you your targets

  Most true Texans in big cities would want Austin destroyed. This mf wants Odessa to be destroyed, so he’s probably in a small town and doesn’t really care about Austin. Also, don’t be pedantic about what classifies as a city, because no one really cares .

  2025-03-10 12:06

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  Triple H will be Kratos meme news

  Most things are like that nowadays It’s always annoying reading anything online and just seeing that every article feels AI generated .

  2025-03-10 11:59

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  The Fish and Chips Express.

  God forbid people have hobbies, huh?

  2025-03-09 13:12

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  Glitched Florida

  And if we weren’t, the cop car wouldn’t be in the ground. Therefore, get on the ground! You’re under arrest for assaulting a police officer! .

  2025-03-09 13:09

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  Decision Day meme

  Actual great taste is just not going on Twitter. I’ve got enough drama in my life, why do I need to see everyone else’s? .

  2025-03-05 12:46

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  What ever SF writer feared

  All thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs. Saying that people have 8 fingers is incorrect, but saying that they have 10 fingers or 8 fingers and 2 thumbs is correct. You can’t omit the thumbs or else it’s just fundamentally false .

  2025-03-03 16:33

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  a lion is a big cat

  Edition?

  2025-02-25 12:55

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  Human fingers

  Nano- is a prefix for units. One nanometer is 0.000000001 meters, or 1x10^-9 meters

  2025-02-25 10:31

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  Just saying

  Also the number of rings correspond to the digits in 1973

  2025-02-25 10:09

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  Guys I think I'm sick :(

  Oh, my bad. Let me rephrase that then. You are mentally ill

  2025-02-10 15:58

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  Guys I think I'm sick :(

  @title You are sick, but it’s not the music; it’s probably your personality .

  2025-02-10 15:18

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  Drake lawsuit against Kendrick Lamar meme

  They both kinda suck. Better music exists, so why listen to some dude call another guy a pedophile or whatever for 6 minutes? .

  2025-02-10 13:35

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  News, memes and porn, all these things only worsen our me...

  Good luck; I hope you get the results you seek

  2025-02-06 15:51

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  ykyk

  I think I’ll do the same

  2025-02-05 17:41

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  best prom date ever

  Not to mention that it seems incredibly photogenic

  2025-02-05 12:36

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  Windows 95 in disguise

  Why did you update to windows 11? Rookie mistake on your part. Never update for a few years until you’re sure that the new update isn’t bad. Or just don’t update, period .

  2025-01-22 15:31

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  Just ridiculous

  If you blocked/ignored the user “RightWingLosers”, then you might not see that he replied to you first, and MoJMo was replying to him .

  2025-01-17 00:37

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  like tuh-mater, but without the tuh

  It’s for all-wheel drive vehicles. It kills the transmission if you tow a car on the driving side, so rear-wheel drive is towed backwards, front-wheel drive is towed forwards, and all-wheel has to be put on a trailer or this thing. It could be getting repoed, but I don’t know who would want to lease one of these pos “trucks”. They’re notorious for problems, so it probably just had its iconic breakdown .

  2025-01-12 21:21

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  Most Liked Balkan Country In Each Country

  Absolutely awful way to color code. The shades are way too close and it’s confusing. 3/10 .

  2025-01-11 20:31

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  Celebrity roast

  You made me look up the guy, and I’ve been hearing about how bad he is. He doesn’t actually seem that bad. He’s made some good points; very nationalist, patriotic. Only thing that was really bad about him was that he was French .

  2025-01-11 20:29

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  sniff

  Not necessarily a bad way to do it. It’s just something you’d do if you don’t know what each spice is. If you do it enough, you might remember what they do and be able to use them by name .

  2025-01-09 18:39

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  add to cart

  Putting the Amazon cart on the phone is a nice touch.

  2024-12-25 14:08

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  Merry Christmas memedroid 2024.

  I hope you find peace this Christmas. God bless.

  2024-12-24 21:46

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  don't smoke guys

  Must’ve done it wrong.

  2024-12-23 02:07

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  don't smoke guys

  Smoking cigarettes is cool as fuck. It’s not healthy to any degree, but it does look cool. A better alternative though: Cigars. That goes hard, and it’s not as unhealthy if you aren’t inhaling them .

  2024-12-19 17:25

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  swamp water

  While some of that’s true, maybe it doesn’t mean that the argument is flawed but rather incomplete; it’s not just defining misinformation, but other terms that can be used in a similar way. In other words, it’s just corruption .

  2024-12-18 19:27

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  Intergalactic the heretic prophet game meme

  Naughty Dog didn’t do well on The Last of Us 2, so I doubt this game will do well. It’s probably gonna be chock full of liberal garbage like every other major game these days .

  2024-12-16 07:49

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  Physics teacher meme

  It’s not about whether it’s hard to learn, it’s about whether it’s worth replacing every machine that is based on the imperial system with a metric system counterpart. You can’t just use a standard metric bolt in place of a standard imperial bolt. Being forced to switch would literally cost millions, if not billions; having a system that is just a little more convenient for the population is not worth it in the eyes of the companies that would have to make all the changes .

  2024-12-07 11:44

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  Danger Close

  He’s single

  2024-12-05 11:01

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  This somehow feels relevant...

  Alright, I’ll vote. Made sure to downvote just for you bud

  2024-11-18 22:51

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  Cursed gundam

  Seems AI generated

  2024-11-17 12:24

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  Make it the world's problem

  That map doesn’t look right. It’s missing the Great Lakes

  2024-11-17 12:09

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  Good one Oracle, good one

  “Whose” is possessive, as in “whose bag is this?” “Who’s” is a contraction of “who” and “is”, so you would use it to ask “who’s here” or “who’s Joe” .

  2024-10-15 12:08

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  Ok then...

  Can’t post links, I guess

  2024-09-30 08:35

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  Wait for the car crash

  Definitely not 200 mph, and unless the decoration is heavy enough, it’s not gonna cause a lot of damage. Plastic stones won’t mean much compared to the crash .

  2024-09-27 22:57

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  trying to figure out

  Labor; someone’s gotta prep the wings. Whole chicken probably has less to it than you think, since most of the work is just putting it on a rotisserie rack .

  2024-09-27 22:54

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  Wait for the car crash

  I saw a video about these, where they tested to see what’d happen. It mostly went straight up, since the cover flips up out of the airbag’s way rather than shooting out at the driver. Still, it’s tacky and looks like shit, which should be more than enough of a reason not to do it .

  2024-09-27 14:28

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  I love you in every universe meme

  “MEDIC!”

  2024-09-24 17:14

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  Feds

  Those bastards can’t keep getting away with this

  2024-09-24 17:06

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  we've been there

  Sometimes I’d do that because I want to know how well I know the lyrics; I’ll try to copy it before it plays

  2024-09-21 01:49

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  You don't hate journalists enough

  Just from experience, I’ve noticed that daily showers do have a positive effect, but I can see that positive effect not being a “health benefit”. I feel clean, and that makes me feel better and more presentable not just to others, but to myself. All of this is just to say, that I’m glad I’m not having to work near Ben Cost .

  2024-09-18 09:52

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  Impressive, but where is the French cheese or the Spanish...

  American is good, but I wouldn’t put it that high. Maybe cheddar though; it’s pretty good

  2024-09-12 14:09

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  Having a dog improves mental health

  That goes hard. I’m taking a screenshot

  2024-08-24 12:54

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  another fine mess ...

  Double negatives convey a certain meaning. Saying “I can’t not do that” expresses a different demeanor than if you were to say “I can do that”. It’s a human thing, so it works for dialogue or for when the writer speaks directly to the reader, but it doesn’t for a purely informative work that isn’t supposed to be viewed as a person speaking .

  2024-08-24 12:43

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  NOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THIS

  Why crop out the name of the artist?

  2024-07-31 15:11

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  Joe Biden's fropout letter meme

  What’re they gonna do, fire him? Fucker’s already a foot in the grave. He might as well go out with something like this; at least it’d be funny .

  2024-07-23 20:14

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  X-23 is in Deadpool 3 meme

  The new Captain America movie, Brave New World

  2024-07-23 19:03

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  Only thing I know, 0C=32F=275K

  Rankine. It’s like Kelvin where it measures temperature from absolute zero, but it uses the Fahrenheit scale instead of Celsius .

  2024-07-20 16:32

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  Feel manly now?

  Seemed like a fair fight, especially since she claimed to be a group of people

  2024-07-18 11:06

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  screw you joe

  “These rich people are trying to buy the election! Help me, a rich person, buy the election instead by giving me your middle-class wages.”

  2024-07-18 11:02

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  Mr. Frog 2024

  Yea, okay. This is you rn —>

  2024-07-17 07:37

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  PalpaTrump

  This is you rn —>

  2024-07-16 08:38

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  PalpaTrump

  You say that you’re republican, but act like a democrat. A shitty meme is a shitty meme; don’t get mad at everyone else because you weren’t made to make memes .

  2024-07-16 08:35

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  Mr. Frog 2024

  Mr. Frog became president in the show, and at the end of the episode, Mr. Boss was gonna shoot him. This image is lore accurate .

  2024-07-16 08:28

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  PalpaTrump

  Seethe

  2024-07-14 16:59

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  The Acolyte villain

  “We can’t think of good characters so we copy someone else that everyone likes. Now every one is gonna watch it! We fixed Star Wars” \_/ .

  2024-07-03 07:01

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  LIESLIESLIESLIESLIES

  I can’t believe they thought it was a good idea to do that right after the debate “You did it Joe! You answered all of the questions!” What kinda congratulations is that? .

  2024-06-29 22:29

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  Keyyyyy

  I use a fair bit of the buttons. Cooking leftovers in the microwave will often make it have a weird texture or dry stuff out, so I’ll usually set it to a lower power level so that the heat is able to spread throughout the food. It takes significantly longer, but the food is usually almost the same as when it was first cooked. A damp paper towel on top can help keep moisture in the food. Crispy stuff should be cooked in an oven though; a microwave will just make it soggy. .

  2024-06-28 08:08

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  wtf is the visitor

  Am I about to be bombarded with “visitor memes” once I continue browsing memes? Should I be worried? .

  2024-06-27 20:17

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  ”Adjust his wrench"

  There’s actually a spring on the screw that gets compressed when you tighten it onto a nut or bolt. When you take it off, the spring returns and closes the jaws a bit. The spring provides a clamping force that prevents the wrench from slipping off too easily. Of course, that’s what they’d want you to believe .

  2024-06-25 20:22

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  Number of domestic cats per 1000 people

  I go to Hungary. Someone needs to feed all those Hungary cats

  2024-06-24 08:27

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  Wife problems

  Yea, but he accidentally used his “where is she?” personality with the “rip and tear” crowd

  2024-06-20 02:33

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  Title

  He’s a drug addict. Why would anyone want someone like him to possess a firearm?

  2024-06-14 16:27

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  Title

  It shouldn’t be a law to prevent drug addicts from buying or possessing a firearm? That’s perfectly reasonable; just don’t get addicted to drugs and suddenly it’s not a problem .

  2024-06-14 16:26

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  I love democracy

  I’m sure the new Doom will be alright, but I really don’t get it. Why make it the dark ages, but then it’s still partially futuristic? It’s a weird combination that just seems really odd to me .

  2024-06-12 12:44

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  You can almost hear the liberals blood vessels popping

  He founded the Black Panthers, not BLM. It literally says that

  2024-06-09 21:24

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  Long & drawn out to save a few bucks

  I ain’t reading ALL that

  2024-06-09 19:37

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  But... why?

  Two challenges: you either climb up to show your strength, or you take aim from the ground to show your power .

  2024-06-09 19:33

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  I thought it was already allowed

  It was probably something where stuff would occasionally get removed from people reporting posts, but now it’s allowed and reporting posts won’t do anything .

  2024-06-04 07:43

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  In case anyone is interested

  You obviously have a atheistic opinion from the memes you posted. “Imaginary friend” makes no sense, but it seems like you are trying to refer to a god if you consider the type of person you are .

  2024-05-27 18:06

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  Programmer humor

  It’s a little weird since 0 is used to describe the empty set instead of being NULL, so 0 represents two different definitions: the value ‘0’, and the state of an array being uninitialized

  2024-05-27 13:20

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  Programmer humor

  Well I think it makes sense since [ ] signifies an empty set, and an empty set should be NULL or 0. While “0” is equal to zero, it is also not an empty set, so it would not be equal to [ ] .

  2024-05-27 13:10

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  Robocop

  Comment posted twice. Ignore this one

  2024-05-19 10:52

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  Robocop

  “Your move, Creep.”

  2024-05-19 10:52

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  gotcha

  It wouldn’t, since saying the house is anti-gun is not a trap, just misleading. As long as the owner acts in non-premeditated self defense, then it probably isn’t illegal. A booby trap would be something like a shotgun rigged to a door handle. It’s obviously intended to injure an intruder without discretion of the owner .

  2024-05-18 16:42

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  dark

  Basically if someone tries to make a transfer, but the bank thinks that it might be a scam, the account holder must submit an image of themselves holding a sign that reads the same as the one in the example before they may go though with the transfer. It is supposed to force the person to think about the transaction before they go through with it .

  2024-05-15 00:18

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