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  The end

  Honestly if this happened it gets you up a lot of problems including genetics and family history that might be a skewed. But at the same time it might be more questions like why is Uncle Tom listed as father

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  ok let’s hear them..

  Monkey paw: now that rules don't apply to you you no longer have wishes, you also lose your human rights, you have nothing preventing injustice against you. Any rules or procedures that would be for your safety fail........ basically you become Middle Eastern in the UK

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  I'm walking on sunshine

  And the sun came down and burned everything around you

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  Say cheese

  dang guess I'll have to just endure with some meat snack until I can get more cheez

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  "He's dark and deep" means he's a hunk who can't form a c...

  my c0mm3nt d1d n0t p@$s t#e VIb3 c#eck

  2026-07-16 07:17

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  title

  So is it like a snake situation

  2026-07-16 00:48

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  title

  友谊 means friendship in mandarin

  2026-07-16 00:47

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  Macron be spittn

  Or Biden saying anything

  2026-07-16 00:45

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  Red rover, red rover...

  Stop thinking about furries

  2026-07-16 00:44

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  "He's dark and deep" means he's a hunk who can't form a c...

  Th3y w1ll th3n dat3 mId. d1e skh0. ol dr0p 0ut wh. 0 w1l. l @b u+. se th 3m

  2026-07-16 00:35

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  Lol

  If she's a meal that means she's fat

  2026-07-14 12:44

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  That's the whole point

  Yeah I wanted to live she wants me to die. I don't want to set a apartment building on fire she wants to commit arson, I don't want our niece getting sick she wants to give them TB, I want us to not have to worry about our future she wants to spend our money on pigs to raise.

  2026-07-14 12:42

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  Funny how that works

  I member

  2026-07-14 07:25

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  ai wins

  Good. He deserves better

  2026-07-14 07:23

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  Pizza hut

  The adams apple and tiny bulge in your pants say otherwise

  2026-07-14 07:15

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  Comments r welcome

  Might not be the right key. But that bread will hit just right

  2026-07-14 07:13

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  It's only fair.

  Sigma: eliminate the biggest threat in a room moment

  2026-07-14 07:11

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  Oh Temu, you sly dog.

  You want them to use up more resources and raise prices

  2026-07-14 07:08

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  Wow lol

  Double slap

  2026-07-13 16:26

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  How not to be an incel, while you are one yourself

  do as I say not what I do

  2026-07-13 06:59

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  a very big meme collection

  4 TB worth

  2026-07-12 18:37

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  Sorry

  I was emancipated at 17

  2026-07-12 18:36

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  Real Talk

  You can't spell happiness without penis

  2026-07-12 18:35

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  Maybe dont have such a fine booty then moth boy!

  Got to pay for that lamp somehow

  2026-07-12 18:35

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  Be sure to use your grounding blanket while sleeping on t...

  it says it's a human bed

  2026-07-12 18:34

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  Best Buy Book Today

  It's a gamble we are willing to take in the name of science

  2026-07-12 18:32

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  legends do whatever they want

  Better than the doctor doing a process exam when he has both of his hands on your shoulder

  2026-07-12 18:31

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  Being that size and being her husband wouldn’t be to ba...

  There never was one

  2026-07-12 18:30

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  the fam know what time it is

  Let me sing you the song of my people

  2026-07-12 18:30

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  The Pussy Bowl

  no it's mine

  2026-07-12 18:29

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  Oops

  For a moment I thought it was a nipple

  2026-07-11 08:19

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  dongs in a dog

  

  2026-07-10 18:01

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  review revenge

  Valid

  2026-07-10 13:02

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  top loser

  Looooser

  2026-07-10 12:59

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  top loser

  So your the best looser

  2026-07-10 07:05

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  reverse uno

  I want work as a place where the HR was so infective the only way I could contact them was it I reapplied for the company

  2026-07-10 07:03

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  forgotten already

  The current flavor of the month is legionnaire disease in New York or the explosive diarrhea parasites from Taco smell

  2026-07-10 07:02

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  character creator

  No I go out with my wingdangdoodle out. Get tackled by some police officers. Get some new threads. Get released from the station and go about my day

  2026-07-10 07:01

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  Dumb flat earther

  T...H...A...T A...G...A...I...N

  2026-07-09 16:47

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  teams free

  Guess I'll die

  2026-07-09 15:22

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  Too true

  Wow did those women suddenly become hotter?

  2026-07-09 07:03

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  Terms and services be like...

  who is this peter parker

  2026-07-08 16:36

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  Infinite money glitch

  Location location location

  2026-07-08 06:54

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  wax violence

  this is Jeffrey he was unalived by being s#ot in the d1ck by Thomas. This is Thomas he is gay as he's always aiming for d1ck

  2026-07-08 06:36

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  Lets go drop some rocks

  Build a model kit. Keep your hand busy and your mind focus on the task. Want to make a car make a car, want to make a Gundam make a Gundam, want to make a dinosaur make a dinosaur. But for hours I can guarantee your hands will be busy your mind will be focused and you will have some pride in satisfaction

  2026-07-07 20:48

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  Dad joke

  When you have 30 people all at once and your manager can fire you because you either give an extra pickle or your two seconds too late

  2026-07-07 20:46

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  Title

  So thoughtful

  2026-07-06 17:06

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  I think screen time on smart phones is abused more than c...

  It's a shame people have less intention span than a golden retriever now

  2026-07-06 11:48

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  internet moment

  Remember back in the day with the PS3 where they got into some licensing issues with some games on the store and they revoke people's access. Remember how much of a commotion that made. And people were warning about this exact situation from happening again on a major scale

  2026-07-06 11:48

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  company wifi

  Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I shit on company time

  2026-07-06 11:45

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  company wifi

  So how f'ed up is everybody's hamster Hunter games going?

  2026-07-06 11:45

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  company wifi

  Jokes on you I just took all the staplers

  2026-07-06 11:44

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  Just polite bro

  plot twist he is

  2026-07-06 11:44

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  dreams denied

  I don't need their money I just need to win the big Lotto

  2026-07-06 11:43

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  what machine

  mine is a machine that turns ice cream into diarrhea

  2026-07-06 11:42

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  trailer cooked

  I saw this new white movie with my wife on a date not because he wanted to see it but because it was hot and we wanted to go somewhere with air conditioning. An outside the evil queen I think one of the requirements was you had to be ugly to be a cast member. Like the CGI Alfred from mad comics looking dopey look better than most of the other people

  2026-07-06 11:42

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  Louisiana origin story

  So Louisiana is to France what Australia was to Britain

  2026-07-06 11:40

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  You want to put what where?

  I wish my manager would take me here before they fuck over

  2026-07-05 07:39

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  SKEDADDLE

  

  2026-07-05 07:38

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  Down vote this if you must. But you cannot be both.

  Right and tell me again how many times Kamala Harris actually did stuff at the border or do you want to go over the murder and rape rage during their time in office

  2026-07-04 20:08

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  Down vote this if you must. But you cannot be both.

  Can you imagine how the United States would have handled covid If instead of coming out during Trump's first time it came out during buden's first term

  2026-07-04 16:08

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  Kinda gross ngl

  Well Jello is made out of bone meal. I prefer the sound bones make when they're being ground up in the bone meal

  2026-07-04 16:06

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  Down vote this if you must. But you cannot be both.

  *looks at all the presidents pictures at the post office it takes a cold hard look at biting who gave open borders allowed much more rapes and murders to happen a terrorist organization that basically went extinct 400 billion dollars worth of military grade equipment and an entire country got directly involved in military operations with the country that has no legal or political benefits war with a major world power , had brain surgery before going into office*

  2026-07-04 09:47

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  I'm a delight in real life, just like on here

  Oh I see the problem they're white. If they are black everyone will notice

  2026-07-04 06:52

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  Is that the check engine light? ?

  Your engine might be running a little hot

  2026-07-03 17:56

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  Intermission please

  If this is definitely one of those videos of I just invented a grilled cheese but using tortilla moment. Like chica you just made a quesadilla

  2026-07-03 14:48

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  “She told me, put the heart, in the bag, and nobody get...

  If he gets caught he has to go to a place where he doesn't have to pay rent for housing he gets three square meals a day and if he doesn't he has $10,000 it's a win-win

  2026-07-03 14:47

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  Dream job

  This sounds great just like trying to explain someone your job is to put lipstick on chickens to test makeup

  2026-07-03 07:46

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  Dream job

  This sounds great just like trying to explain someone your job is to put lipstick on chickens to test up makeup

  2026-07-03 07:45

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  Collective punishment

  Never been part of a para-military organization I see

  2026-07-03 07:35

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  Jewpiter is the 5th planet from the sun

  The gingerbread jews

  2026-07-03 05:36

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  MaGa CuLtIsTs -Riot4AOC

  Lgb part of the alphabet soup gang says there is only 2. Lesbians,gay, "bi"

  2026-07-03 05:35

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  Protect him

  Made with love

  2026-07-03 05:31

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  dongs in a potion

  it goes well with the broken shards of glass she puts in my oatmeal

  2026-07-02 19:31

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  Why. So. Serious!!!

  Usually when we're either in bed about to go to sleep or in the shower

  2026-07-02 19:24

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  only seven

  You guys get sleep

  2026-07-02 09:41

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  April 1st

  That'll be 82 billion dollars

  2026-07-02 09:40

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  Sony what have you done

  We've been saying that for years

  2026-07-02 09:39

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  Happy Heterosexual White Male History Month !!!

  Sounds gay to me

  2026-07-01 17:55

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  Plz

  *shows my bunghole* just keep pulling things out eventually you'll find something

  2026-07-01 17:36

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  Relationship

  Alcohol is a solution according to chemistry

  2026-07-01 17:34

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  Don't be late, whore.

  About 6 o clock

  2026-07-01 14:55

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  Council of idiots

  I'm so hungry I could eat s horse

  2026-07-01 14:54

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  History books these days

  His brother-in-law was biggest dickus

  2026-07-01 14:54

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  Not if you're a Democrat (*Schultz from Hogan's Heroes* I...

  Follow the money. Now we can't use a dog to track this money trail. But you know who has a nose for money

  2026-07-01 06:06

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  YOLO for true Daredevils

  Is that why you had pink eye at my birthday party?

  2026-06-30 16:45

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  YOLO for true Daredevils

  I've been clinically dead twice

  2026-06-30 13:06

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  A little test

  Low center of gravity

  2026-06-30 13:05

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  A little test

  my eyes are up here ma'am I have to look up just to look at you

  2026-06-30 13:04

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  Metal Heads

  

  2026-06-30 13:02

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  ...oops.

  Yes death by snu snu is that old

  2026-06-30 12:57

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  Cable custody

  Soon we will be able to remove the backs and manually replace the batteries again but they still have a few more years to compliance kicks in

  2026-06-29 21:59

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  Cable custody

  But the EU required that the phones had to be up to compliance by 2026 that means for 2023-2024 and part of 2025 they were still going with their old cables

  2026-06-29 15:04

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  dongs in a pig

  Jedi master bator would like to have a word with you

  2026-06-29 14:10

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  Would you like to stay for fentanyl tea & crumpets? One N...

  Using all of the cocoa plant

  2026-06-29 14:09

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  Dad strength unlocked

  Attach a speaker with pre-recorded giggling that is activated by movement

  2026-06-29 11:47

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  Richard

  Not because it's a short turning nickname of my name but because I have a big one

  2026-06-28 19:38

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  Lesson for cats

  thumb owner. We will not stand for such mockery. In retaliation for this insult we shall poop in your shoes

  2026-06-28 07:02

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  I'm sharing this comic

  

  2026-06-28 05:31

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  Me

  I mean yes we are carbon-based life forms

  2026-06-28 05:25

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