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  Halo copium

  It's enjoyable so far but I'm only 3 levels in on the original campaign.

  2026-07-28 13:27

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  Si mamacita, si

  Go home, POG

  2026-07-25 13:17

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  lindsay graham passed away

  That's like saying celibate prostitute

  2026-07-13 09:45

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  lindsay graham passed away

  Not Lyft gay?

  2026-07-13 09:45

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  lindsay graham passed away

  Not Lyft gay?

  2026-07-13 09:44

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  Dad knew best

  Ice cream makes me shit my ass out but I get the meaning

  2026-07-13 09:43

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  Maybe this religion works

  No, he had a weird god.

  2026-07-13 09:42

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  Never ever show weakness to a woman. It will only be used...

  Yeah, don't date robots, just fuck them.

  2026-07-10 20:48

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  sadness cancelled

  That's not how depression works but I'd still drag myself out of bed at 3 pm to go swim there

  2026-06-30 17:10

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  I need to put a payment plan

  You're just mad because our religion doesn't require us to cut the tip of our penises off

  2026-06-28 11:28

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  So tiny

  The joke part is funny but the tech is almost twenty years old

  2026-06-28 11:24

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  Trans Rights Matter

  It's not gay if you don't make eye contact

  2026-06-28 11:22

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  Meme today

  Anything is a meme if you're old enough

  2026-06-28 11:19

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  Oh well

  Is it racist that I can tell that she's European!

  2026-06-28 11:19

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  painfull

  2012

  2026-06-24 22:45

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  future suspect

  I have access to the Akashic Records. I know all. P.S. I'm proud of you for not picking the low hanging fruit I left with the use of the wrong "your".

  2026-06-21 15:55

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  future suspect

  Your just mad because I don't cut myself for attention

  2026-06-21 09:28

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  future suspect

  No, shit retard.

  2026-06-20 14:33

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  Walmart gay ice cream flavor

  I bet that icecream is shitty

  2026-06-20 14:33

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  future suspect

  What kind of idiot would let their child play with that.? Rubber ducks are just for the bath.

  2026-06-19 13:21

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  need

  That's gonna be a shitty place to sit once she gets up

  2026-06-07 05:00

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  frick gas prices

  My daily ride is a 150cc motorcycle. I don't worry about gas

  2026-05-18 03:19

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  What?

  7

  2026-05-18 03:18

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  Fortunate curve

  Insurance would have said it's an "act of god" and not cover it.

  2026-05-13 01:46

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  ??yoooo

  Dude, he just dropped his phone. Not everything is spectacular and video worthy.

  2026-05-13 01:43

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  marriage tactics

  That's a shitty thing to do

  2026-05-09 06:17

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  Kid discovers wombats have cube poop

  False, most poop can be cube shaped if you don't mind getting your hands dirty.

  2026-04-02 00:35

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  Kid discovers wombats have cube poop

  False, most poop can be cube shaped if you don't mind getting your hands dirty.

  2026-04-02 00:35

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  Lady's boy

  Is this your first day on memedroid? Don't take insults so seriously. Supot ka.

  2026-04-02 00:20

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  A gentle moment between us and the wild

  Welcome to the internet. It's full of half truths and misleading information.

  2026-04-02 00:18

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  A gentle moment between us and the wild

  The animals are orphans in a wild life sanctuary.

  2026-04-01 08:04

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  Body just glitches

  Web MD says cancer

  2026-03-31 10:19

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  Lady's boy

  AI SLOP. OP needs to stay off memedroid and stick to trying to fuck Filipinas half his age.

  2026-03-31 06:40

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  Favorite band

  Dude must be down bad (pun intended)

  2026-03-31 06:32

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  run regret

  If my math checks out, they've been doing this for over 23 years.

  2026-03-25 16:44

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  Nurse said bye

  Why is the cat in kill mode?

  2026-03-25 16:39

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  Schizo note drop

  Toss it. The sandwich is a year old

  2026-03-25 06:38

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  arlkoharl

  Non-binary liquor store

  2026-03-24 09:13

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  Historical figure acting like a playground menace

  I like being racist, you're just being a douchebag. I've almost never met a white person who actually calls their grandparents "grandma" or "grandpa." It's always something from the family's ethnic background or some weird nickname like PeePeePaw.

  2026-03-24 03:46

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  arlkoharl

  I would've thought the leprechauns would be at the whiskey store

  2026-03-24 02:43

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  Why is he still trying

  But it wasn't false. The guy was British

  2026-03-22 13:29

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  Peace

  Alright, who let their divorced uncle on memedroid? This is some shit I'd see on a divorced uncle's Facebook.

  2026-03-22 13:23

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  title

  Sodium hydroxide also works and it's cheaper.

  2026-03-22 11:44

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  Ono

  They failed because they were too ambitious. They should have come up with a fancy name for insect protein and snuck it into our processed foods. Similar to how they put soy in food but call it "textured vegetable protein".

  2026-03-22 01:01

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  Psa

  I'm not falling for that, Fed

  2026-03-22 00:58

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  dongs in a tan

  I live in southeast asia. There's a lot of reverse tanning places. Koreans fucking love them. I saw a korean girl the same color as a white porcelain toilet.

  2026-03-22 00:56

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  Rest in Peace Chuck... You were one of the goats.

  Chuck Norris didn’t die. Heaven needed a new bouncer.

  2026-03-20 14:10

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  Time is the only thing that Chuck Norris cant beat...RIP

  Chuck Norris didn’t die. Heaven needed a new bouncer.

  2026-03-20 14:10

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  I'll see you there

  Chuck Norris didn’t die. Heaven needed a new bouncer.

  2026-03-20 14:10

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  Sad to see another legend pass

  Chuck Norris didn’t die. Heaven needed a new bouncer.

  2026-03-20 14:09

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  Rest in Peace Chuck... You were one of the goats.

  Chuck Norris didn’t die. Heaven needed a new bouncer.

  2026-03-20 14:05

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  Fast food substitutions feel like quiet betrayal

  Everyone knows how to spell Wed nes day.

  2026-03-17 17:28

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  Dad

  Who hurt you?

  2026-03-17 08:36

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  YEP... THAT'S A GOOD EXAMPLE

  Jews aren't a higher power

  2026-03-14 11:31

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  Straining way too hard

  Butt plugs are bipartisan.

  2026-03-14 00:47

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  Straining way too hard

  They actually get absorbed through the bloodstream and exhaled out through the lungs.

  2026-03-14 00:46

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  Sometimes the mind learns to heal itself

  Fake it till you make it

  2026-03-13 14:07

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  Autistic fantasy starter pack

  I've seen it. It was okay. Just another generic isekai.

  2026-03-10 21:26

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  Autistic fantasy starter pack

  Why not both?

  2026-03-10 10:47

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  AI generated, but funny

  The perfect wife wouldn't divulge your defensive/offensive capabilities.

  2026-03-08 15:35

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  Bingo

  The IRS has a contingency for collecting taxes after the apocalypse. I'm pretty sure blowing up the IRS main building would do nothing meaningful.

  2026-03-08 15:28

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  Title

  Plot twist, the sister is a bitch and is just trying to keep hin from the new car and home cooked meal.

  2026-03-07 05:40

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  Tat

  Use that hate to help me build a guillotine

  2026-03-06 21:00

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  Tat

  Trust me. Russia is valuable to the U.S. The Russians are giving tons of U.S. politicians a chance to launder money through the Ukrainian war machine.

  2026-03-06 15:31

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  Title

  That's what I call art.

  2026-03-04 21:44

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  taco heist

  It's 90 years. He's facing multiple felony charges. Including grand theft, money laundering, selling stolen goods, and a few others. He definitely won't get 90 years. Maybe 10-20 years

  2026-03-02 11:46

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  Wonder Woman moment

  That's a snake, dumbass

  2026-03-02 11:33

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  Wholesome

  Can we stop using autism like it's some kind of zodiac sign? It's a mental disorder and its diagnosis should only be used for seeking treatment not seeking attention

  2026-03-01 15:32

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  And it stinks both ways

  Europeans

  2026-02-26 22:09

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  Turns out grandma had a point

  Don't forget segregation and quaaludes

  2026-02-26 12:56

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  Even laundry days bring surprises

  Is OP doing laundry in 1973?

  2026-02-26 12:07

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  Day 1 in an Isekai: bro forgot cardio exists

  For any stranger who comes upon this. The anime Berserk

  2026-02-26 09:27

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  I would watch it

  She looks like an amateur pornstar. If I didn't already know who this is, I would honestly think she was on the casting couch

  2026-02-25 01:37

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  Steak with honey is wild

  What about lizard?

  2026-02-22 12:04

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  ROCKS

  That would be absolutely terrifying for Buzz and Woody. If this was in a Toy Story movie.

  2026-02-22 11:58

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  Yeah

  Yeah, but where would you find someone to buy a $160,000 diamond ? I'd trade it for a dirt bike or something.

  2026-02-22 11:54

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  Steak with honey is wild

  Do it. Don't let society tell you what you can't eat

  2026-02-13 12:26

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  Ozempic era ends body positivity arc

  She's still ugly and unfunny

  2026-02-13 12:22

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  Boss asking why Im late again

  Yes

  2026-02-13 12:21

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  brit math

  Who downvoted you? You're right.

  2026-02-13 02:58

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  Epstein's buddies are real charmers

  Nice try, Fed

  2026-02-08 15:48

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  Epstein's buddies are real charmers

  100% that guy is a massive pile of shit but, that low carb pussy line is kind of funny and I'm angry that this garbage human came up with it.

  2026-02-08 15:47

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  I don't have friends, I got family

  The first Fast and Furious movie was called "Point Break"

  2026-02-07 12:04

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  Raised my sister's kids and I'd do it again

  Fuck you, colander head

  2026-02-05 17:21

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  God looked at a chicken and said kazoo mode unlocked

  And make it love bread even though bread is bad for it

  2026-02-05 08:33

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  Guess her age and hope for mercy

  Old enough means over 18, dude.

  2026-02-05 08:33

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  Guess her age and hope for mercy

  I always say "old enough" when I am asked that question

  2026-02-04 09:20

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  God looked at a chicken and said kazoo mode unlocked

  And make it a rapist

  2026-02-03 12:59

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  Your music taste peaked at 21

  The older you get the more stingy your brain gets with dopamine. That's why new music and other media is harder to get into.

  2026-02-03 12:58

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  IT guy built a whole mech just to press spacebar

  Those guys always either have an inexplicably hot wife or they live alone with a cat .

  2026-02-03 12:54

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  The founding fathers would've hunted deer with a Vulcan. ...

  I like your way of describing the "General Electric GAU-8/A Avenger "

  2026-02-02 14:27

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  Shut up and take my money

  Aww its a baby M2 Browning

  2026-02-02 12:42

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  leftovers for days

  Venison and vegetable soup week was my favorite week of the year.

  2026-02-02 12:38

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  Day 1 in an Isekai: bro forgot cardio exists

  Maybe Vinland saga?

  2026-02-02 12:11

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  From the street to a 4.0 GPA

  B.A.U. has joined the chat

  2026-02-02 11:52

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  Meeeeee

  She's fuckable

  2026-01-31 23:57

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  hawking lore drop

  His first wife was kind of cute. His second wife looks kind of manly though.

  2026-01-29 15:37

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  Yeah it’s haunted but the rent’s $400

  You're a gentleman and a scholar, thank you.

  2026-01-29 13:24

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  fireball answer

  I see no flaw in this logic.

  2026-01-28 12:48

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  Top schools finally say bullying has consequences

  Hopefully Korea doesn't over correct and make a new generation of kids who can't handle even the slightest amount of stress or criticism. But yeah, kids being driven into suicide is pretty fucked and definitely needs to be addressed.

  2026-01-28 12:44

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