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  ittsa pizza

  And it's only $5 or $6

  2018-05-22 21:21

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  Grandma win!

  My grandma would have just taken the 2 dollars.

  2018-05-22 20:03

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  Choose your pizza wisely

  More surface area does not = more mass. More square inchage of pizza means nothing, if a 12" dough is 1lb of dough and a 18" is only 1.5lbs then 12" x2 would be more weight, the same logic likely applies to toppings as well.

  2018-05-16 22:10

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  Best employee of the year, every year

  George Costanza's Fiance died from licking envelope glue.

  2018-05-12 14:59

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  Good guy Cadbury

  Once I blatantly took a clearance sticker off of something and put it onto something much more expensive that it obviously wasn't for. Wouldn't scan at the self check out so I called a manager over to adjust the price. It's called having balls kids.

  2018-04-03 19:27

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  PSA

  For those who have never tried it. Gelato essentially just has the taste and texture of freezer burned ice cream. For example if you took your ice cream, melted it, and refroze it and it was all crappy and had those ice crystals on it, that's gelato.

  2018-03-25 13:49

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  this you? someone in the comments told them to get marrie...

  So you're like 12 and dyslexic orrr?...

  2018-02-23 18:16

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  Is it a dog or a cat...

  Caffeine will kill your dog, but ok.

  2018-02-23 18:01

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  worth the read

  But fiber makes you poop, it doesn't clog you.

  2018-02-23 17:53

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  Legend of Zplintas

  @gabeini I was thinking the same thing, the bottom limb curves at a totally different angle than the top limb which appears to have a lump on it. He also could have over-drawn it, as he had his elbow locked completely.

  2018-02-10 18:54

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  Savage

  I had h. Pylori ...fucked up my stomach bad.

  2018-01-18 17:46

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  Debate in the comments lol

  Any movie with "Christmas in Hollis" on the soundtrack is 100% a Christmas movie.

  2017-12-19 21:23

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  thanks obama.

  This is what happens when republicans run the country.

  2017-12-16 10:58

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  No everybody is way over sensitive about everything

  I've been around since about 2011 and it wasnt like this until about a year and a half ago.

  2017-12-10 16:24

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  No everybody is way over sensitive about everything

  Also when the hell did memedroid start serving an anti-left/ anti-freedom agenda? It seems like every other meme now is anti-trans or bashing "millenials" for just living their lives. How about we just leave people the fuck alone and make better memes.

  2017-12-10 06:49

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  No everybody is way over sensitive about everything

  Lol i love how quick people are to throw around "millenials" like its some sort of insult but they themselves are millenials. Im pretty sure the bulk of memedroid is between 13 and 36 right now, aka millenials.

  2017-12-10 06:42

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  Yep

  Thats about half true. We ARE currently in an ending ice age and the ice caps will eventually melt regardless, but we are causing it to melt faster than we (and the rest of the life on earth) can evolve and adapt, and at this rate we will all likely die.

  2017-11-26 10:17

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  Loved this show....

  "I shouldn't have picked the black one."

  2017-11-13 19:07

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  Wrong meme

  2017-11-13 19:06

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  Loved this show....

  "I like the way it looks, but its a little too loose for me."

  2017-11-13 19:03

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  Ice milk coming up....

  ....i like ice in my milk

  2017-11-07 18:38

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  A

  Actually his name is WILT...named after Wilton "Wilt the stilt" Chamberlain

  2017-10-30 18:08

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  Conner still made $110million

  Honestly it was a fun fight but only because Floyd let it be. I'm a Connor fan but he was keeping his hands down and using sloppy footwork. He punched Floyd in the back of the head about 17 times (I counted) and was hemorrhaging points after round 3.

  2017-08-27 11:28

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  Conner still made $110million

  So the PURSE for the fight was $100m to Floyd and $30m to Connor but they also made a lot of money from touring, open workouts, and endorsements, which Connor has been limited on since UFC's Reebok deal. All in all they probably made another 25-35% each.

  2017-08-27 11:24

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  This is gospel

  Lupe fiasco - food and liquor

  2017-07-14 23:05

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  Old Man Sanders done fucked up

  But he's not anti-gun...

  2017-06-17 22:55

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  Sorry for low quality, needed to make this quickly so I c...

  If the earth is flat what is on the other side?

  2017-06-17 22:49

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  looks delicious

  There's meat in that sauce

  2017-05-12 20:53

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  Just wish to be able to grant your own wishes

  Wish 1. "I wish i could grant my own wishes" Wish 2. Not needed Wish 3. Not needed

  2016-10-20 21:55

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  Ni

  This is my new favorite gif

  2016-09-19 17:41

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  Really Google?

  Nobody's gonna point out that a lot of those "white teenagers" aren't white?

  2016-06-09 18:04

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  My life

  I'm 6'6" and seeing somebody taller than me in person is so rare that it makes me physically uncomfortable

  2016-05-10 19:12

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  True story

  My house, flo rida

  2016-04-27 16:34

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  XYFEZPKVSSGGVDARI95WTVCSFZU537

  Lol @ the penis

  2016-02-12 18:41

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  the more you know

  "Made from milk" google will tell you its from the interaction of casein (a milk protein) and...*drum roll*...FORMALDEHYDE..

  2016-02-02 17:36

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  When your GF comes to you house

  The weird part is that he DOES eventually fuck her and he's like 12 years old....

  2015-12-09 21:10

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  ewww

  If you take off all of his hair he looks like tien

  2015-11-29 09:31

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  I've been on memedroid tbrough 4 different #1's and we a...

  We all loved david

  2015-10-31 10:32

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  I agree with colonel sanders

  Ron paul has a history of blatant racism...otherwise yeah, all day.

  2015-10-15 23:05

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  checking every stop sign from now on

  Stoptional

  2015-09-25 07:42

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  cabbage cabbage everywhere

  Op must be from rochester...i drove by this going 490 west and it looked like the scene from walking dead where rick rode into Atlanta because traffic was so backed up going east

  2015-09-02 16:57

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  Winter is coming

  We're already in an iceage...

  2015-08-06 18:06

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  Prepared for the anal

  Those vitamins are from the dollar tree

  2015-08-06 17:59

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  ...

  They're right...its a poplar hawk moth and they aren't really all that giant..they definitely aren't cute tho

  2015-07-17 22:11

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  Want it

  Dave canterbury from "dual survival" made a few youtube videos about making these. They're cheap to make and good to keep in a survival bag..when the zombies come theyre all I'll be using, nice and quiet

  2015-06-20 08:59

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  Amen.

  How are so many of you missing the point?

  2015-04-29 08:12

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  Genius

  What is that like 100lbs? Virtually anyone over 13 years old should be able to leg press 100lbs without dropping the weights, so long as you weigh 100 or more it's like squatting less than your weight

  2015-04-26 07:37

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  When your house is better

  Her face in the second frame looks like she's trying to laugh instead of attacking him

  2015-03-21 08:14

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  Wut?

  She's making her money back, she's charging $125 per essay entry and only offering a secondary cash prize of $20,000 cash if 7500 entries are made giving her the 900,000 back in entry fees

  2015-03-17 16:58

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  h

  "guy"

  2015-03-01 09:20

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  facts

  Its because people looked at them differently back then, they're essentially just scum eating water "bugs" so people didn't want to eat them

  2015-01-25 10:30

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  Lol

  None of the higher districts would have probably had real trees. They were basically large cities...there were probably only small trees

  2015-01-24 11:39

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  Sick tron car

  Clearly a Toyota logo...it's the gt86

  2015-01-22 21:14

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  Fuuuuu

  Google crab battle...be happy

  2014-12-17 20:27

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  Not everyone is psycho

  Lol its literally just a shotgun stuffed inside an old super soaker with the pistol grip painted orange. Still though, I wouldn't notice without holding it or seeing it up close. Not bad

  2014-12-06 15:31

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  Pizza vending machine

  Idk where this is, but Salvatore's is a local chain to me and their pizza is actually really good...I might start going to school for this

  2014-11-15 13:10

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  Pizza vending machine

  I was just about to ask which school this was at, because Salvatore's is a (mostly) Rochester franchise, do you know?

  2014-11-15 13:09

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  me

  Too accurate..

  2014-11-15 09:04

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  Shots: Fired

  I'm 6'6" and my girlfriend is fairly tall at 5'8"...idk how much shorter I could honestly go

  2014-11-08 07:16

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  gif or ?

  I'ts pronounced "jif" it doesn't matter how it is spelled, that concept is easier with words like "knife" because we were taught how to pronounce them long before we knew how to spell them but gif isn't pronounced with a hard G...it's that simple.

  2014-10-01 17:07

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  Checkmate?

  according to the meme a penny weighs .88 ounces and yes that would mean there are roughly 18 pennies in a pound. however the meme is incredibly inaccurate hence dcald22 "calling bullshit"...learn to read better

  2014-09-29 16:21

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  the hypocrisy

  and if you watched the actual video he died a terrifying death, he didn't even try to fend off the tiger he just crouched against a wall crying and praying, yes people are cruel too and no tigers shouldn't be caged but he was just a normal guy

  2014-09-26 23:19

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  the hypocrisy

  everyone saying "he deserved it" is the reason moral humanity is fading, all sources say this was a 20 year old mentally disturbed kid who fell in by accident, he didn't jump in, he didn't taunt or tease or attack the tiger, he threw no stones or sticks

  2014-09-26 23:18

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  the choose :o

  use your instant downloading speeds to mass harvest bit-coins, sell them to idiots who think bit-coins are worth real money, go to adult video store...win

  2014-09-12 20:53

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  Burning

  seriously tho isn't burning man a hippy festival? aren't they just burning trees and polluting the air? am I just stupid or does this not make sense?

  2014-09-01 14:27

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  Meg Myers is hot, but crazy...

  this is only my 2nd true original (made from scratch) meme, and the first one that I put any effort into...this is a proud moment for me damnit

  2014-08-30 22:33

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  Meg Myers is hot, but crazy...

  I didn't want to be the first one to comment on my own meme but getting past moderation feels so good

  2014-08-30 22:05

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  need those nikes

  ..clearly not a selfie..

  2014-08-30 20:46

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  We'll guys fuck you

  it happens way too much

  2014-08-30 20:44

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  :(

  yeah definitely got shipped from China by their standard mail service they ALWAYS ship stuff in those envelopes, my mom ordered a Chinese cell phone once and both it and its replacement came broken with warped batteries thanks to the packaging

  2014-08-30 16:49

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  lady parts

  idk man when I was like 10-13 google images was enough

  2014-08-29 17:32

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  he has my vote ;)

  ...that's a little ass bench

  2014-08-24 01:28

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  Should she be worried?

  I've seen people that stole my name but not my picture...that'd be creepy

  2014-06-21 08:00

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  Local Shelter

  did anyone else notice hail Jesus has top day 1-5 and 7 right now? good job

  2014-06-04 18:17

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  The Wall

  there's 153 shades of grey in this photo

  2014-06-03 22:14

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  Favorite pornstar?

  Annette Schwartz...especially the "totally annette" stuff and gianna Michaels

  2014-06-03 19:38

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  all aboard the nope train!

  I'm not afraid to play..just keep rolling the dice without pauses, don't take 15 minutes to read the screen and wait for bad things

  2014-05-26 07:51

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  :genius:

  ^^^seriously what is with that chair? they built two steps onto it but they couldn't build him a little stage, why a damn chair?

  2014-05-23 07:01

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  Trickery

  to be fair I know a bus driver and she makes like 60k a year and has like a month of vacation time and great benefits but she has to deal with a lot of shitty people

  2014-05-19 07:31

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  Quite windy out today....

  @niontheultimate ..same here, I live upstate and heard nothing of this news, although it has been pretty windy around here

  2014-05-15 20:41

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  waffles

  that looks like a diner near my house...I know Obama went to another diner over here last year but I don't think he went to both

  2014-05-06 08:23

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  welcome to tumblr

  I'm down with a little pee sex

  2014-05-03 22:45

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  Round one! FIIIIGGGHT!

  math=red science=blue English= yellow history/social studies= green idky but those are the colors ive ALWAYS used

  2014-04-24 18:13

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  That's why

  I've been at 7/8" for about 5 years now (since I was 17-18) and I have no plans to go any bigger or take them out any time soon, I have a pair of thick-walled tunnels that fit ear buds in them perfectly for when I don't want them in my ear or dangling

  2014-04-22 20:16

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  Bananananana apocalypse

  actually the gros Michel is still common in other countries, Cavendish bananas just keep longer and grow faster so they're harder to find in larger countries because its too hard to keep them stocked

  2014-04-13 20:24

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  Noah

  uploaders name makes it that much better

  2014-04-11 15:52

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  Really that teacher is getting tired of her shit

  and when the girl asked for them back she said "I have to confiscate these because they could be used as a weapon" and then sent the girl to the office and recommended suspension when the girl said "are you serious?"

  2014-03-28 20:15

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  Really that teacher is getting tired of her shit

  in 8th and 9th grade I had this horrible anti-gay, racist (toward anyone not African american), super "christian" cunt of a teacher and once she asked if any of the girls had any nail clippers because she had a hang nail, she borrowed and used them

  2014-03-28 20:13

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  qwerty

  if you tell me there are nudes of an extremely hot celebrity again and I find out its just some lingerie pics after searching for 20 minutes like I JUST did....I'm going to burn this planet to the ground starting with your house

  2014-03-24 06:36

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  Wow

  oh man and they both kinda look like the guy who played drums for queens of the stone age for a while..what was his name again? but seriously Dave grohl can sing, play drums, and play guitar flawlessly...Hes a one man band, the dude is the shit

  2014-03-21 11:25

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  .

  chromeOS and also android is a Google operating system, hence the original "g1 with Google" before it was actually called sndroid

  2014-03-08 19:31

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  barap

  I'm pretty sure Whitney Houston could out-snort charlie sheen but frankly I would pay good money if they got the 2 of them and did like a huge pay-per-view event

  2014-02-24 07:42

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  Pun

  I was born in 91 and I'm 23

  2014-02-23 22:25

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  revenge served cold

  I was expecting more confused comments but I guess its just here, but in america (or at least my city) there isn't pre-asigned seating, you just walk in and sit wherever you please

  2014-02-13 19:17

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  The struggle is real

  ive always wanted a hi point , but I'd get the 40 sw or 45 acp just for the bigger handle, supposedly those things are cheap and heavy but almost never jam and are pretty accurate

  2014-02-11 21:52

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  dat amazing feeling

  ^ me either

  2014-01-23 11:41

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  A true hero

  I saw this on the local news earlier this week...it happened in Penfield, a suburb of Rochester NY where I live, they didn't say that he actually managed to save people tho, just that he dried trying, poor kid, he's a true hero

  2014-01-22 21:20

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  What State do you live in? I'm from Oregon. (sorry if rep...

  New York state, and seriously the caffeine in coffee will kill your cat, don't feed them coffee

  2014-01-20 18:20

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  0.0 what

  that's why you're supposed to only feed them dead rats, the rats can scratch their eyes and blind them or bite them, they also spread disease unless they were frozen, don't buy pets that you dont know how to take care of, its cruel and irresponsible

  2014-01-17 21:47

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  Europe.. Even the animals are friendly

  why is there a moose?...we also have Grey wolves, black widows, several species of rattlesnakes, brown recluse spiders, bark scorpions, copperheads, america has some deadly shit..even bull sharks have been found in the mississippi river

  2014-01-11 18:12

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