FalseEmissary

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FalseEmissary | 2016-07-20 21:00

These kids and their pokémangs

83% 1906

FalseEmissary | 2016-04-14 17:30

If this passes, I'll be pissed.

78% 1724

Latest comments

my life
Hey man, if you need to talk about your insecurities, we're here for you, okay bud?

2016-12-20 16:06
-1
Brake checks gone wrong
I'm having trouble understanding what you said. So the crushed car (Silverado) passed the trucker and slammed on the brakes?

2016-12-20 13:57
-3
I AM ALL THAT IS MAN
..yes..?

2016-12-20 13:55
+3
It's from the movie rubber
Both of them look like women to me

2016-12-20 13:12
+28
...
On my way. 7

2016-12-20 12:45
+9
.......
But what about the bottom left?

2016-12-20 01:46
-4
Follow for follow
In Louisiana (which is in America) minimal wage for servers (which I myself was one) is $2.13/hr.

2016-12-20 01:44
-3
Follow for follow
What is a futanari?

2016-12-20 01:40
+10
Follow for follow
Look man. He will obviously not survive 30k years. The point of them even tallying how many years is to show how severely the man broke the law. He committed enough crimes to put him in prison for 30,000 years, so they must put him in prison for 30,000

2016-12-20 01:37
+11
Cringe
What I dont throw up a lot. In fact i ate a cigarette a couple days ago and i didnt even gag

2016-12-19 19:59
+1
every up vote is one harambe meme erased off the internet

2016-12-19 19:58
0
Classified Information
Why the fuck have you been downvoted

2016-12-19 16:19
+12
pings router* "I'm hackerman"
When you use inspect and put curse words on your school's website

2016-12-19 15:41
+6
Cringe
Because prank call videos can get old sometimes i guess. Now, watching him eat a cake baked with his own vomit? Yeah that would turn some heads. I threw up the first time i saw that video

2016-12-19 15:39
+8
I Just Need To Get An Owl
This is cringe worthy. Like 2008 era "memes"

2016-12-19 15:33
+5
Got your skin:3
Now you can cum on her exposed meat and not get her pregnant

2016-12-18 19:24
+7
not mine, bit racist, still funny
Edupppz is betur

2016-12-18 19:18
+7
:T
With these upgrades, you never stood a chance.

2016-12-18 19:16
-1
Wat a sad day
Yes, because I've had plastic surgery on my face and am 400lbs overweight. I'm sorry, how insensitive of me to use that barbaric imperial system. I meant 180kgs

2016-12-18 19:09
+4
He is a gamer now
That is a good comparison

2016-12-18 19:07
+4
now look at this net
...I can get behind that

2016-12-18 19:06
+1
Best Costplay
I bet she's naked under those clothes too, that slut.

2016-12-18 18:29
+12
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...so by that nonsensical logic, extroverts are gay, because gay people like social settings. Am I correct, faggot?

2016-12-18 18:28
+13
The struggle is real
Also she's hot so that helps

2016-12-18 12:24
-1
Wat a sad day
Alright you fucking english elitest. At least we have access to dentists, spices, and hand soap.

2016-12-18 12:13
+5
every up vote is one harambe meme erased off the internet
No u

2016-12-18 11:37
-2
oh
Those aren't pants, those are severed asses

2016-12-18 08:30
+2
i just love google trends
How often did you google suicidal shit?

2016-12-18 01:50
+2
The other side of me . . .
Nigger. There, that should make you feel better about explaining

2016-12-18 01:22
+3
He is a gamer now
If you have any sliver of skill, you WILL enjoy it. But teamplay really makes the experience

2016-12-17 22:43
+30
Robbie Rotten needs our help
..SOMEONE isn't acting very Number One..

2016-12-17 19:19
+7
Murica
Correct. An ar15 IS the same as a remmington 10 gauge

2016-12-17 19:11
+17
This guy just doesnt give a fuck
Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.

2016-12-17 19:08
+13
Evolution of Lara
Animopron anyone?

2016-12-17 15:11
+1
They just care...
Y'know...the THING

2016-12-17 15:10
+2
What games can you play on that??
Aw yeah 200mbs

2016-12-17 11:21
+4
now look at this net
Are you still skype messaging me because im not getting anything

2016-12-17 02:27
+1
now look at this net
Let's fuck lmao

2016-12-17 01:07
+1
now look at this net
...boo, you suck

2016-12-16 12:45
+2
now look at this net
Lets hear your music then, man

2016-12-16 12:44
0
Either one's good

2016-12-16 12:42
+1
Either one's good
..what other person would upvote your comment?

2016-12-16 12:26
+1
Either one's good
Don't lie to the good people of memedroid.

2016-12-16 11:52
0
winston will never get potg
I like how the most op character wasnt complained about in this meme (And before you say "bastion isnt op you can counter his shit by blah blah" yes he is if the guy playing bastion is smart you are dead)

2016-12-16 03:03
+5
K den
Gg man

2016-12-16 02:59
+6
Either one's good
Your age isn't either. What an original joke, bravo

2016-12-15 18:13
0
Either one's good
I'll take a number 9 large Oh, and a number 6 with extra dip

2016-12-15 17:22
+5
Either one's good
Would a 4.5 with a bad attitude work?

2016-12-15 17:19
+8
;-;
.. sorry. Man im an asshole today

2016-12-15 10:53
-2
title is hard
...okay now I feel bad. Downvote me, I kinda deserve it here's a follow

2016-12-15 10:47
-12
title is hard
What "he and Ellen has" was never funny or cute. It's cringy and embarassing.

2016-12-15 10:45
-10
;-;
...??? So you downvote me for you being incorrect?

2016-12-15 10:39
-2
title is hard
...is it describing her? Because if I lied about the passing part I wouldn't have graduated, buddy. I might ask you how someone could be so awkwardly obsessed with a manish, femenist lesbian.

2016-12-15 10:38
-12
Would you like a sandwich?
Chinchompa aisle 6

2016-12-15 10:29
+1
title is hard
"Perfect" I say. I lost some points on the written part because you aren't allowed to make a perfect. (Plus I think I forgot if the apostraphe goes in it's or its but boy im fucking rambling i'll shut up now anyway she was like 24)

2016-12-15 10:01
-20
title is hard
Same. Sophmore year. She was MAYBE 4'8, blonde, perfect teeth...but boy she was a fucking bitch. Gave me F's all year. The only reason I passed the class was that I got lucky and scored a perfect on my English EoC.

2016-12-15 09:59
-18
Spooks
Fuck her empty eye holes

2016-12-15 09:55
+21
Follow x follow
The lean usually applies to the m249 (thats where i notice it most). Reason it happens at all is the dynamic way your character holds the gun when you turn, tilt, etc.

2016-12-15 09:52
+1
DAMN bribery, making me live shorter
Incest is...*shudders in disgust*

2016-12-15 09:51
-1
;-;
..in a week? Did you see when this was uploaded?

2016-12-15 03:28
-2
Follow x follow
Insurgency

2016-12-15 03:25
+2
Creativity level: Asian
Hi Tyu

2016-12-15 03:16
+3
5th comment knows what goes on in area 51
Dont you dare talk about so that w

2016-12-15 01:54
+2
Go fuck thy self
ACKSHUALLY it looks like some kind of design. Grass perhaps?

2016-12-15 01:43
+21
Yee
...i dont remember any rocker making a hand gesture like that. \m/ fingering like THIS would be the rocker.

2016-12-15 01:33
+4
DAMN bribery, making me live shorter
...I can't comment on that one.

2016-12-15 01:29
+2
DAMN bribery, making me live shorter
Thats not really nosherkhan

2016-12-15 01:27
-2
Old bible covers are weird
K-Logg, no!

2016-12-15 01:23
+4
Title says eff konami
..I mean he has a new one called Death Stranding, while Konami has Metal of Gear: Soviet Zombies

2016-12-15 01:20
+13
We are all gamurs now
I can't remember my last dream..must have been months ago maybe

2016-12-15 01:03
+13
The lightmeme thief
Well I mean, just a thought, but I don't think he is aiming a gun at someone

2016-12-14 18:59
-2
The lightmeme thief
The way he's holding it? So..correctly?

2016-12-14 17:24
-1
title
Bro, do you

2016-12-14 17:19
+1
That shit...
And hair adds texture. The 3 T's. Taste, Texture, and Tummy feel

2016-12-14 12:41
-1
It's getting pretty cheeki breeki up in here.
Wield 2 ppsh's and watch your house become sawdust and rubble

2016-12-14 12:38
+1
Eeeeerrin
Egoraptor? Or Snake?

2016-12-14 01:13
0
Meme from animeme. Check out his youtube channel!
I think i just got aids Again.

2016-12-14 01:12
+10
...
*obligatory "repost"* because at this point it feels like a chore

2016-12-14 01:11
+3
Putcha hands up! This is a robbery.
Fuck, my heart

2016-12-14 01:06
+36
this is a math question at my school
Types "base" Upvotes. Types "bass" Downvotes.

2016-12-14 00:34
+7
That's hurts
You'd be surprised.

2016-12-14 00:23
-6
i cant upvote memes i dont understand. you have your own ...
I love you too (;

2016-12-13 09:56
+8
Damn
Brother, you are the man. However it seems I am doomed to some mindless, unprovoked downvotes

2016-12-13 05:13
+5
Damn
true, true...so that warranted you downvoting me?

2016-12-13 04:53
+6
Sso
U thicc bby u thicc

2016-12-13 04:53
-5
i cant upvote memes i dont understand. you have your own ...
The war will never end.

2016-12-13 04:51
+10
Club Penguin ftw
Logically. The most expensive means the most helpful

2016-12-13 04:50
+14
Damn
Pretty sure you get the same result either way..

2016-12-13 04:45
-4
.
Thoughts on the new album?

2016-12-13 00:55
0
Depression hurts man
Booty Bongos

2016-12-12 18:42
+3
Smoking is for the weak
Wait wait wait, so you mean to tell me

2016-12-12 17:46
0
;)
What do you play?

2016-12-12 17:46
+7
Apricots
I mean shit, they have seven thousand more tanks than us, but over half of them are 30+ years old.

2016-12-12 15:44
+3
Apricots
Lol what in the fuck..are you guys just coming up with these numbers or have you ever done research? The United States has 5,100 ACTIVE WMDs against Russia's 2,200. That would be like saying Russia has more tanks, when 90% of them are Soviet-era.

2016-12-12 15:40
+2
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Fondle the teat

2016-12-12 02:58
+6
Apricots
Haha buddy, I don't want to disappoint you, but yes we do

2016-12-11 21:25
+1
Let's measure
Bold statement. I'll ready the popcorn.

2016-12-11 19:57
+10
Savages
I ask people similar things. Can you turn my depression into a pizza? No.

2016-12-11 19:16
+10
Don't mess with Tony
Frosted flakes is, indeed, NOT the company.

2016-12-11 19:15
-6
Calling her a hoe
Double penetration

2016-12-11 17:18
+4

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