Latest comments

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  Hold up

  New phone who dis

  2020-11-03 02:09

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  Hold up

  Yes, that's an excellent comparison! It's basically that, except with infanticide

  2020-11-03 02:08

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  Hold up

  If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right... Wait until the baby is born, then SUMO SLAM that little fucker into the concrete

  2020-11-03 02:05

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  The chances of you getting Moo-rdered by a cow are low, b...

  Was his wife hurt? Why was she even on the roof to begin with?

  2020-11-01 15:18

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  What's urs?

  Hmm. Mine are working. Did you try the old "force-close the app and restart your phone" trick? If that doesn't work just uninstall and reinstall memedroid

  2020-10-09 15:35

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  What's urs?

  *Reads the advice on this thread* *Walks up to a girl* Hey bro, how's it hangin'? And by "it", I mean your dick. But like, not in a gay way! More like shemales- hey come back Am I doing this right?

  2020-10-09 15:31

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  How moon orbits the earth according to flat earthers

  Seems pretty legit, I'm sure anyone who's played a lot of Portal can agree that the moon DOES make an excellent portal conductor... Maybe OP is on to something

  2020-10-09 15:28

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  Tempted

  Plot twist By the time you finally develop the technology, it's so ingrained in your mind that when they move your consciousness, the song comes along with you. You try to delete it, but it's just too deeply embedded. The song is a part of you now. Forever

  2020-10-09 15:26

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  Countries that have declared war on birds

  Europe? That's clearly Antarctica

  2020-10-09 15:09

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  I’ll never let go (of gifs)

  Damn someone put a bit of time into this, bravo

  2020-10-04 20:25

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  Nothing against it but still, why?

  I interpreted this meme like, Society: "Imagination" And now idk if I'm reading too far into it or not

  2020-10-04 20:24

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  Q

  Oh shit, run! That crazy mothafucka got a new dog

  2020-10-04 20:22

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  Agree....

  I can't believe not one person has commented "Sauce?"

  2020-10-04 20:21

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  Good lad

  Oh I've seen this one. Next he's going to protect her from colon cancer

  2020-10-04 20:20

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  ZAZMEMES. I challenge you to a game of CHESS. Winner is t...

  At least he clearly went out looking fabulous

  2020-10-04 20:19

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  made with mematic bitches

  That just sounds like furry sex without extra steps

  2020-10-04 20:17

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  u

  "When your girl's on her period, but you're a gentleman"

  2020-10-04 20:15

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  T

  Why not all 3? Or at least the last 2

  2020-10-04 20:14

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  checkmate god

  Stripper *sexily passes around collection plate*

  2020-10-04 20:13

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  Why am I hungry?

  Man Peter Capaldi is looking a bit rough these days

  2020-10-04 20:12

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  made with mematic bitches

  Stared at this for approximately 5 full seconds thinking this was pineapple pizza until finally my brain finally finished buffering and I dropped my phone in horror

  2020-10-04 20:12

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  cat lunch break

  Oh shit, the unexpected sauce This feels like some kind of unlockable bonus content from a dark dimension

  2020-10-04 20:10

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  I see this as an absolute win

  *Bulma screaming in the distance*

  2020-10-04 20:07

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  Cartman wisdom

  Sir Kyle, pre ordering a game is just committing to paying for something that some assholes in California haven't even finished working on yet! You know what you get for pre-ordering a game? A big dick in your mouth.

  2020-10-04 20:06

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  Not a meme

  Plagiarism

  2020-10-04 20:02

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  Not a meme

  Honestly that was my first impression as well. At least I'm not the only sick minded fuck around here

  2020-10-04 20:01

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  Not a meme

  I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move. *Diarrhea trail leading from bathroom to computer desk and back*

  2020-10-04 20:00

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  Not a meme

  Do I... Do I put it in my mouth, or....???

  2020-10-04 19:57

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  Not a meme

  For some reason this reminds me of that scene in Austin Powers: Goldmember

  2020-10-04 19:56

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  Not a meme

  Float like a Butterfree, sting like a Beedrill

  2020-10-04 19:55

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  Not a meme

  Me: Who's a good boooy? Dog: ASK ME THAT ONE MORE HECKIN TIME AND I'M GONNA LOSE IT! YOU GUYS ARE DOING ME A BIG FURIOUS! Me: Oh

  2020-10-04 19:53

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  no shame at this point

  Eric Cartman wants to know your location

  2020-10-04 19:50

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  Not a meme

  Music make you unable to locate the lower left modifier key

  2020-10-04 19:49

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  ''Plastic surgery''

  That's literally Lil' Putin in the background, that's what I came here to comment and saw I wasn't the first one to notice

  2020-09-21 13:56

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  Windex

  To be fair, he didn't have to pay the $9k though Still, its a lot more respectable of an outfit

  2020-09-04 18:51

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  Learn Online Web Designing from Home under Industrial Exp...

  Oh, I like that! Very good comparison

  2020-09-04 18:49

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  OP can't distinguish shitty movies from reality

  2020-09-04 18:48

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  World's lowest scum

  

  2020-09-04 18:47

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  Oof

  Waiting for Megabob

  2020-09-04 18:46

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  Happy August 1st Apparently

  It was "terrible cringe meme day", so I left it like that. Wound up being the worst meme I posted that day by a longshot. So, task failed successfully I guess

  2020-09-03 19:31

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  The Road to Eldorado

  I'm surprised they haven't tried to do some kind of sickening live action remake yet... *Shudder* I just know it would be an absolute abortion if they did

  2020-09-03 01:32

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  That's how they be rollin

  Oh wow, this is actually a really neat version of that old meme. Is this new? Or just new to me?

  2020-08-28 15:24

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  The Road to Eldorado

  Let's be honest here, all three of those movies are treasures

  2020-08-22 15:19

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  You foolish fool

  That sounds like child murder with extra steps

  2020-08-22 15:15

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  Favorite Linux distro?

  Good enough for me

  2020-08-22 15:08

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  Always has been

  Thank you!

  2020-08-22 15:07

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  Always has been

  To me, that's kind of like saying "This roller coaster ends eventually, so what's the point of riding it?" There might be other rides when it's over, or the park might close right after you get off... The important thing is enjoying the ride while you can

  2020-08-21 16:23

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  Always has been

  In my personal opinion, the point of living is to live your life, and have some fun before you croak. I don't believe the absence of an afterlife necessarily invalidates normal life, or makes it any less meaningful

  2020-08-21 16:19

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  Always has been

  After you die, it's just the Windows Update screen for all of eternity. "Getting your afterlife ready, please wait"

  2020-08-21 16:15

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  this my stop

  Best I can do is a toothy bj and a jerk with a prosthetic arm, take it or leave it

  2020-08-21 16:11

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  Netflix is full of pedos

  Community: *Petitions* Novagecko:

  2020-08-21 01:37

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  Gospel meme

  Stop_youre_scaring_him.jpeg

  2020-08-21 01:35

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  MeGaFaGg0t in 3...2...1...

  Those were wild times, back then... We were outa control! We used to give each other wet willies and funny arms! And play games like Funny Balls, and Legs-A-Spread, and Penis Butt!

  2020-08-21 01:32

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  MeGaFaGg0t in 3...2...1...

  Sorry to break it to you... But you, good sir, are what we used call a "pole fancy"

  2020-08-21 01:26

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  Trash panda....

  Did I miss a pun here or something? Or is this literally just a picture of raccoons on a swingset? I'm legitimately asking

  2020-08-21 01:22

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  What... Yesterday?

  Imagine if people got taller when they got horny

  2020-08-21 01:21

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  Assault

  Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

  2020-08-21 01:17

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  I would totally press the button

  Ahh dammit, that was my question too. Are sports games off the table too? Only one I'd really miss is UFC3 The competitive/streamer thing is a good point tho

  2020-08-21 01:15

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  Just needed an apple....

  Newton: *Gets clocked by a falling apple* Newton: Thing fall, go down Scientists: Shit, write this down!!

  2020-08-21 01:12

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  Netflix is full of pedos

  Idk what the problem is, those little oranges are delicious

  2020-08-21 01:09

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  Favorite Linux distro?

  President of Earth. Wait... ARE you from Earth?

  2020-08-21 01:07

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  He's Obama Obama, like Mario Mario

  Because Obama's middle name is literally Hussain

  2020-08-21 01:05

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  Gospel meme

  I fear no man But that thing... ➡️ It scares me

  2020-08-21 01:02

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  Custom photoshopped for extra flavor

  OK

  2020-08-21 00:59

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  He's Obama Obama, like Mario Mario

  You'd have been better of making a Hussain joke

  2020-08-13 14:26

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  This take mind rape to a whole new level

  LIGHT SPEED BRIEFS!

  2020-08-13 14:25

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  When they start scratching Lottery tickets at the registe...

  Did they get any ammo for it?

  2020-08-13 14:24

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  Favorite Linux distro?

  Megabob for president

  2020-08-13 14:23

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  They're making our food out of people

  It's worth googling how they label American cheese. The highest grade can be labeled "pasteurized process cheese food", but the lower quality stuff usually doesn't say "cheese" or even "food" on the packaging

  2020-08-12 13:40

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  Who is behind this?>

  Yeah? How much cotton were you forced to pick against your will today, my friend?

  2020-08-10 14:55

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  LIKE BRUH IT IS CALLED A MISTAKE

  Noob problems

  2020-08-10 14:36

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  I have too many of these memes

  Reincarnation?! Nani?!

  2020-08-09 19:25

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  I have too many of these memes

  "Thank you, girl"

  2020-08-09 19:07

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  I have too many of these memes

  Two words... "Fucking Micah!!!" R.I.P. to Ebony, my max bonded black Arabian. Cried a little and idc who knows it. Only part of the game that heart-wrenched me that badly was losing Ebony

  2020-08-09 18:59

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  I have too many of these memes

  They just hung Colm O'Driscol. Dutch and Micah are kinda losing it (Mrs Addler too). I think now we're about to create a distraction involving a bridge? Arthur's cough isn't sounding too good, either.

  2020-08-09 10:54

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  I have too many of these memes

  Holy shit this is a really good campaign Very immersive. Longer than most, and I like that a lot. 90% of the games I've played would be over by now. For the main plot anyway. I'm maybe... Like 40 hours in? And it's still going strong

  2020-08-08 17:06

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  This is brilliant

  And thank you for thanking me, dear boy

  2020-08-08 17:02

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  FYI

  Iowa is a larger one also, if I'm not mistaken (which I probably am)

  2020-08-08 13:01

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  Ew

  Is someone insinuating that this ISN'T a picuure of Mrs Piggy?

  2020-08-08 09:59

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  Cardboard eatin headass

  I only skimmed your comment and saw "Yes I'm a white cock " and had to go back and re-read it

  2020-08-08 09:58

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  All this hate has to stop

  You do realize... That's not Bubba, Forest.

  2020-08-08 09:54

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  Homies out here starving for the real happiness in life...

  Atmosphere

  2020-08-08 09:51

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  #Simpin

  Pedozoophilic

  2020-08-08 09:41

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  Not a special interest group

  A man who knows how to deal.... With terries

  2020-08-08 09:41

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  This is brilliant

  You're technically correct. The best kind of correct

  2020-08-08 09:40

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  I'm broke nigga I'm broke

  *Grumbling* Ahh, everyone's a comedian

  2020-08-08 09:39

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  I have too many of these memes

  Lotta good faith and money's doing us now, Dutch! We lost a couple of our best men back there, and we ain't exactly in Tahiti

  2020-08-08 09:38

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  R

  Problem solved

  2020-08-07 20:25

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  ddw

  Is that canonical?

  2020-08-07 20:25

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  Not a special interest group

  My first thought was "Drax them sklounch"

  2020-08-07 20:23

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  dsd

  Ever fucked a midget on stilts? Fucking casual

  2020-08-07 20:22

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  #Simpin

  So... The moral of the story is.. He likes cock?

  2020-08-07 20:21

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  This is brilliant

  WHAT'RE THEY SELLING??

  2020-08-07 20:20

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  Tshhxb

  Dammit Arthur, I told ya to play it cool!

  2020-08-07 20:19

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  Tshhxb

  All you are talking shit, but this absolute legend (OP) just gave us a brand new verb If you need me, I'll be maving

  2020-08-07 20:18

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  Custom photoshopped for extra flavor

  ... Are you OK?

  2020-08-07 20:16

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  I'm broke nigga I'm broke

  Well it's about time someone showed some proper respect for a Kai around here!

  2020-08-07 20:15

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  aboriginal content

  Thanks!

  2020-08-07 10:53

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  I have too many of these memes

  I just got to Saint Denis after those DIRTY GODDAMN O'DRISCOLS went and pulled that kidnapping shit

  2020-08-07 10:52

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  Cara mia addio!

  This was a triumph I'm making a note here, huge success! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

  2020-08-06 11:24

  +3