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ConsultMyLover | 2012-09-01 05:01

Rainbows lollipops and gumdrops, It's a sweet trip to the candy shop

You Can't Explain That

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How a metal drill works
I'm a manual Machinist :)! Going into CNC eventually though!

2016-12-01 20:20
+3
How a metal drill works
Yeah, that's an end mill with carbide inserts, the drill will create longer spiral chips

2016-12-01 20:19
+11
Fuck physics
She almost cut the other spy's leg off

2016-06-03 08:38
+66
As a teacher I can say this is true
Did anybody else read "euthanized lip syncher? "

2015-12-03 20:03
+3
And im like -WEEEEEEE
Those are so uncomfortable!

2015-11-16 18:50
-7
I'm just a little boy, each day I grow some more...
I'm 4'11

2015-10-17 21:20
+11
Whole life
It's phonetic I think ( dunno if I used that work right ) ex. A, Ache.. etc. If you were to spell the letters out, that would be the alphabetical order.. but I think that would disproove the order of the phonetic alphabet somehow...?

2015-03-26 02:39
+3
Professional
Thank you, this relates so much to my day today.

2014-11-11 17:53
+9
Rub some bacon on it
... I cook mine in a frying pan...

2014-11-01 12:34
+23
Cocoa chore
Satisfies

2014-10-23 20:20
+2
wise words from scudworth
That is the clone of Ghandi. He goes to Clone High, and he's best friends with Abe Lincoln and Joan of Arc. The show is called Clone High, its pretty funny. One of my favourites

2014-09-28 17:56
+6
waat?
There is a larger loop at the back where the testicles are meant to go below which can only be taken out with the key. So unless you want to rip your balls off, I wouldn't advise that.

2014-09-23 23:22
+55
waat?
Yes, they're real, but this one is plastic. I think it's called the C-5000 or something like that but there are metal ones as well that are actual cages. And yes, they do sell.

2014-09-23 23:19
+38
I usually say stripe.. but we also have chips in Canada so its rarely necessary to explain.

2014-09-11 01:06
0
I actually am color blind ( ._.)
... or Canada, we spell it "colour" as well.

2014-09-09 23:13
+5
Good guy Google goats.
I'm sure the goats make more than I do at work.

2014-08-30 01:14
-6
Dat insult
Holy Musical B@tman by Starkid (I think they had to write it a certain way because of copyrights and stuff)

2014-08-26 00:00
+4
Best mom in the world
I thought it was a "rabbit" vibrator -_-

2014-08-16 11:16
+4
lmfao
...The Galaxy S 3 has a front camera... why.. why did she need a mirror..

2014-08-11 17:51
+3
where was this when I was a kid, Noore tears bullshit, sh...
My sister and I had these as kids, different shape though.. but they were blue and pink. These were definitely around.

2014-07-28 22:45
+1
Which one??
Blue! you can learn a few languages from music as it is.

2014-07-22 17:40
-1
All my selfies suck :(
Why does this make me think of Jennifer Lawrence...

2014-07-21 23:50
-2
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Okay, majority in the store I work are actually 5-7" but we have shorter and we have longer. There is a large variety of them actually. Also the g spot isnt far up there so length isnt all that much necessary. It's more of a curve for g spot stimulation.

2014-07-12 01:19
+9
starwars
Thats the LELO smart wand.

2014-06-22 09:40
-9
i hate being an introvert.
I've never had that reaction from other people. I am extremely introverted and I have absorbed social anxiety. People recognize me as shy.

2014-06-19 17:50
-1
all the feelz :)
Look at his little tail!!!

2014-06-10 18:29
+3
#Classpresident
...is this Humber?

2014-06-03 00:24
+1
nice
As someone who works in an adult store.. please.. NEVER quote those books. They are terribly written and are pretty misguiding regarding toys. There are many times I've had to explain things properly. Ignore the book. Ask sales associates for help.

2014-04-20 16:41
+1
Tough nuts
Hey everyone! I'm between Mississauga and Oakville! ( but I actually live on the very border of Mississauga) I love our mayor!! :successkid:

2014-02-25 09:16
+7
its funny, the people who seem most unkind usually have t...
This is just what happens at shows. I have never felt more accepted and respected than when I'm in a crowd at a metal or punk show.

2014-01-14 23:49
+5
title ate some donuts
So many people have said this before her. Where it's true, I don't think really any of her publicity has to do with her just "going out." To me, it feels like she's justifying everything with YOLO.

2014-01-01 15:43
+1
Really???
we-vibe 4..?

2013-12-23 21:49
+6
ps4
My store actually sells these!

2013-12-04 08:13
+2
try this out!
Ohh good, finally my shortness comes in handy.

2013-12-01 13:13
0
Snoochie Boochies
I uh... need this picture.. for uh.. later..

2013-06-22 03:24
0
Dem south park aliens!
He's in the "gonna have a bad time" meme too

2013-02-17 18:46
-5
this was also ducking g halatious
The title!! I love!! yes!!

2013-02-06 15:35
0
But.. I have lots of friends...
I'm always one of those friends lost.

2013-02-01 12:20
-3
chairs are better
Tut Uncommon

2013-01-27 23:43
-1
Title loves everyone! ;)
I remember walking to school in -35° C weather and quite a bit of snow in Canada.

2013-01-12 18:59
+2
Downvote yourself if you're man enough
He should probably cream and moisturize those legs, they're awfully dry and ashy

2013-01-11 23:40
-1
lols
I don't understand how people let it lick their faces after..

2013-01-10 09:44
+1
Better than Wendy's
It looks like the can gave birth to it!

2013-01-10 00:46
+5
LOLCAT
dat eyes!

2013-01-10 00:17
+5
Jennifer stole this title
I think it's My ABC's, not too sure though

2013-01-04 14:42
+2
womp
In grade 2 we had to learn to spell it for tests

2013-01-04 04:59
+5
.........
wellllllllll...shit.

2013-01-02 21:38
-3
Hi
Clicks "remember me" option, still forgets me.

2013-01-02 21:30
+1
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA
I reread that in a Batman voice..

2013-01-02 21:20
0
Your argument is invalid!
I'm neither...

2013-01-02 17:23
-3
well that sucks
Magic computer..

2013-01-02 00:06
+1
Men And Women Bathroom Instructions
It actually does not take this much time, while paying attention to Hygiene, I'm still out around the same time as my guy friends

2012-12-31 19:03
+6
Ze Mandarin <3

2012-12-23 16:48
-3
:)
I laughed wayyy to hard at this

2012-12-19 21:55
-1
hugh laurie like a boss
Hugh Laurie, can you please age just a little bit so I won't feel so bad when I get older and don't look as awesome as you..

2012-12-16 02:03
+67
Candy..from a baby..
So what happened in the end?!?

2012-12-06 20:21
+21
jjvvj
I thought it was a chair

2012-12-03 05:32
-1
WELL FUCK, SON
I like dress... and yeah, my friend does that I've been to the same mall like 5 times looking for dresses with her

2012-12-01 12:12
+34
taco bell
I want one

2012-11-29 13:47
+1
Still Totally Worth It Though
Just do back kick, arms aren't fully necessary for swimming

2012-11-29 13:28
-3
giants

2012-11-28 10:29
-3
This.. this is epic.
Dat kitty

2012-11-27 23:45
+5
...
I did the exact same thing the guy in the picture did

2012-11-27 12:37
+18
Classic Rocko
Undergrads!!!

2012-11-27 12:35
+12
Thanx
One guy I held the door for was soo appreciative... "Thanks so much man! Aw, thanks, I really appreciate it! That's so awesome man, thanks so much!".. he had nothing in his hands, nothing obstructing his path, I felt so awesome that day..

2012-11-25 15:17
+8
so what is your favourite sleeping post??
20 and 19

2012-11-23 20:44
+2
oh god
Mine was last Sunday

2012-11-23 20:43
0
stop chasing tail and know your pussy
I read "I'm in an enormous mood"

2012-11-23 20:16
+21
fuuuuukkkkk
Women drivers

2012-11-20 22:37
0
Words all guys wanna hear.
... who posted this???

2012-11-19 22:05
-5
.
Isn't the blade touching his thumb there... I think he's gonna lose that thumb

2012-11-19 20:39
+4
spe....cial
Deft for Lead?

2012-11-18 16:46
-5
tutorial
Don't forget to lift with your legs!!

2012-11-17 12:59
+4
kids these days
Disowned.

2012-11-16 21:44
+9
THE FUCK IS THIS!!!! KILL IT!!!
If I saw one.. I'd probably burn the house down as a precaution

2012-11-16 15:46
+1
Troll Dad strikes again
99+1? No even numbers said..

2012-11-16 15:44
0
u mad bro?
you need ¡ and ¿

2012-11-16 08:04
+35
Like Funny and Random pictures on facebook.
The me gust face looks so well placed

2012-11-16 05:52
+17
Bloopity blop
Does that really make sense...

2012-11-16 05:35
-7
You thought wrong!
She has mittens hands

2012-11-16 05:33
+8
u jelly?
I just realized the guys in the background have their yes open.. or do they..?

2012-11-14 22:57
+2
Hello
...So where are the now..

2012-11-14 22:54
-1
Mother Of Troll...
Still so attractive!

2012-11-14 22:40
+2
Herro
-- says the black guy.

2012-11-14 22:37
-1
Bieber 40 years from now.....
Justin Beiber being gay would be an insult to the gays, I would consider him asexual..

2012-11-14 21:54
+19
Tetris!
long torso..

2012-11-14 21:45
+10
LOL and make it have ice cream and cral
Yes, good idea! Especially because the person will have a knife in their hand

2012-11-10 22:57
+24
Voi hitsin pimpula
Because Autotune doesn't enhance their performance

2012-11-07 19:58
+1
Dumbass kids these days
Dislike button?

2012-11-06 23:51
+2
:)
it says "Girls be like..." I looked at the picture and read "Bitches be like..."

2012-10-20 23:45
-1
ha
a wall and ... a wall...

2012-10-17 06:31
+2
get it?
Eaton Centre?

2012-10-14 20:22
+6
make a wish
From a previous comment, I'm assuming.it's called Mafia

2012-10-13 20:26
+74
...
Did anyone else think she was a guy

2012-10-05 08:27
+5
bad time to pee

2012-10-01 16:19
-2
OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!!! i like potatoes.
What the fuck Henri?!

2012-10-01 16:17
+10
title
Supremist?

2012-10-01 16:11
-3
He deserved it
He should have aimed that at Brittany Spears, but it's still funny

2012-09-29 08:19
+54
Le Mcdonals rage

2012-09-28 00:05
+3
This Is What Success Kid Should Really Be Successful For!...
I miss my childhood.. Never too old for Adventure Time

2012-09-28 00:04
+2

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