Cobra7even

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48 Memes

Cobra7even | 2026-03-13 06:07

Dongs in repetition

Old Dominion Diversity Is Our Strength It Is Becoming Predictable

87% 230

Cobra7even | 2026-02-25 12:55

Dongs in an overhyped ritual

No Dogs Learing It Will Only Get Worse Where's The List

44% 93

Cobra7even | 2026-01-14 12:07

IYKYK

Quick-reaction Drlls Haters Gonna Hate Not Service-connected I Deserve 100%I Was A SEAL But Can't Talk About It

50% 82

Cobra7even | 2026-01-04 06:03

Dongs in Venezuela

Free Dictators No Casualties FAFO Is This Panama Trump

88% 478

Cobra7even | 2025-11-24 20:21

Dongs in a football fetish

Football Police Even Editors Suck Now My Husband Is Leather

24% 160

Cobra7even | 2025-10-29 13:36

Dongs on Bondi's desk

We Know They Exist The Truth Is Out There Burn It To The Ground

87% 216

Cobra7even | 2025-10-26 21:24

Dongs in culinary services

Vince McMahon Reaction Life-changing Your Grandfather Recommended It

55% 83

Cobra7even | 2025-10-24 20:30

Dongs in bland music

90% 451

Cobra7even | 2025-10-11 16:51

Dongs of information

Roll Safe Someone Had Help A Lot Of Strange Things

60% 163

Cobra7even | 2025-09-18 20:14

Both are correct

How The Turntables Hoisted By Your Own Petard Don't Start None Won't Be None Live By The Sword Die By The Sword INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES

85% 315

Cobra7even | 2025-07-30 18:35

The phrase "uncommanded discharge" was coined just for you!

No Glock Killers Here How Did This Happen?I Didn't Mean To 1mm Sears Are Still Good Garbage Dig In Deeper

87% 303

Cobra7even | 2025-07-17 06:11

A whole lot of backpedaling among the rich and powerful lately.

Roll Safe You're Only Fooling Yourself Hey Scam Blondie Where's The List?You're Making It Worse Obvious Perv Is Obvious

85% 238

Cobra7even | 2025-07-17 04:28

Scam Blondi still not delivering.

American Chopper Argument Firing The Prosecutor Doesn't Help Your Distractions Aren't Working We Want Names Hold Them Accountable

85% 234

Cobra7even | 2025-07-15 07:51

Removed, not dropped...

Garbage Trash OUr GuNs ShOoT THeMsElVeS Operator Error

70% 86

Cobra7even | 2025-07-09 12:30

This time she's telling the truth

No One Believes You Anymore Lies And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them

82% 102

Cobra7even | 2025-07-07 11:42

No list, no suicide, nothing to see here.

Thumbs Up Crying Cat Cat Some Animals Are More Equal A Promise Is A Promise Mister Frodo You're Not Fooling Anyone

42% 84

Cobra7even | 2025-06-20 21:13

TDS is real, and it's insane.

Sceptical Third World Kid We Said He'd Destroy The World Why Isn't He Destroying The World?Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum

86% 444

Cobra7even | 2025-06-05 06:38

Dongs in judicial over-reach

Balance Of Power Terrorist Sympathizers TDR Is A Thing

75% 183

Cobra7even | 2025-05-29 16:15

Dongs in a strategy

78% 171

Cobra7even | 2025-05-19 17:16

Glows so bright, you can see it from space

Doge Glowies Fedboi Not Today Nice Try Fed I'll Take Your Entire Stock!What A Time To Be Alive

70% 74

Latest comments

Society...
It's

9h
+2
Cheers
He'll be driving to the airport tonight. Wild game.

1d
+10
Object permanence scam
Object permeance IS a lie.

1d
+2
real loyalty
The cat could have left, too, so ascribing some sense of moral reflection and judgement to the dog is a huge leap that really doesn't hold up under the slightest scrutiny.

1d
+2
A Nation At Odds
Pat Bagley ceased to be relevant over two decades ago. His earlier work was clever, but specifically focused. Now, he's nothing but a shill for a proven failed socio-economic system using throw-away leftist talking points. OP, I feel sorry for you.

2026-06-28 10:28
+8
Give those breaks a trophy
Breaks.

2026-06-28 07:02
0
dongs in a pig
Wtf is masterbating? That's not a word.

2026-06-28 06:50
+1
Would you like to stay for fentanyl tea & crumpets? One N...
It's

2026-06-28 06:49
+2
I'm sharing this comic
Sí, sabemos that you have serious issues.

2026-06-28 06:49
+11
top 10 saddest anime moments
Worth reading. Iykyk.

2026-06-27 10:35
0
Cargo train breaks the sound barrier
What a complete ass headline, and complete ass misunderstanding of same.

2026-06-27 10:33
+11
Social welfare safety nets are a good thing, you cretins
No matter how many times it's posted, this is still one of the most stupid meme arguments in existence.

2026-06-27 06:59
+6
My first time making a meme. Be gentle please.
It's the same thing.

2026-06-26 18:35
+1
When she tells you to get a beard and then compound it hu...
When you randomly select a bunch of English words from the dictionary and post them.

2026-06-26 18:34
+5
dongs in an idea
Coward.

2026-06-26 18:33
+3
Flower loves her tunnel :)
Post!

2026-06-26 12:56
0
Flower loves her tunnel :)
Flower shall be upvoted perpetually. Wholesome. Memedroid can use more of it.

2026-06-26 12:55
0
sole
Show me your grammar, then we'll negotiate.

2026-06-26 12:52
0
Back to reality
Once Turkey scored, they got all up in the U.S.'s headspace. U.S. won't pass the next round playing like they did last night.

2026-06-26 12:51
+2
Oopsie
Dammit!

2026-06-26 07:38
+5
social damage
That show is hilarious.

2026-06-26 07:31
+7
usa day
*of a sudden, smoothbrain.

2026-06-25 20:36
0
I'm guilty of posting a ton of memes, but this is the truth.
The Samolis haven't done anything yet. SOMALIS, on the other hand...

2026-06-24 20:17
+5
holy lambo
Ah, yes, blessing an inanimate object. More insanity from the world's largest death cult.

2026-06-24 08:37
-6
Everyone knew
The refs literally stopped every fight, so...

2026-06-24 08:36
-9
000000
That's the Love Toilet. It's available at Bamberger's.

2026-06-22 12:52
0
Credits to @musicukun
Next, we should give gastric bypass surgery to anorexics.

2026-06-22 10:15
0
Not all heros wear capes
Certainly looks the type. Keep him away from your kids.

2026-06-22 10:12
0
Too aware
Can't wait to see the results of all those who will now self-diagnose a condition that doesn't actually exist.

2026-06-22 10:09
+4
THE WORLD CUP
Nice chants. Maybe should have worked harder on how to score a goal than you did on the chants, but whatever.

2026-06-21 12:14
+19
I crave serotonin
You crave learning to spell.

2026-06-20 06:57
0
God is good
The triune God is a ridiculous concept, and absolutely is not supported by scripture. The mental gymnastics needed to believe such ridiculousness are astounding.

2026-06-20 06:56
0
Emphasis on 'duper'
It doesn't work like that.

2026-06-20 06:53
+10
Making sure mods are awake
Quantas did it first.

2026-06-19 23:36
0
Country girls make doo
*due, smoothbrain.

2026-06-19 23:35
0
No brown area
It's

2026-06-19 09:59
+2
90s undefeated
Stone-cold fox.

2026-06-19 09:55
0
new hobby
Welcome to manhood, sir. Carry on.

2026-06-19 09:53
+6
hes back
We're entering a new circle of hell.

2026-06-19 09:45
+4
Muppet cut please
Star Wars. Darth Vader.

2026-06-19 09:44
+8
Also, water and metals
Conductors don't drive.

2026-06-17 22:15
0
Wrong audience again
Plastic manifestation of emotional immaturity.

2026-06-17 12:43
-3
Nasa posting hours
Horse.

2026-06-17 12:41
+1
Ancient wisdom
Words to live by.

2026-06-17 12:35
+4
Follow the money
You're watching it on the wrong channel. Telemundo doesn't do commercial breaks.

2026-06-17 06:33
+3
Professional yapper
Not entirely accurate. He wrote rape-fantasy stories for porn mags before going into politics. It's the only "job" he's ever had.

2026-06-16 13:52
+3
mitch mcconnell news
Having the parasites removed from his shell.

2026-06-15 10:41
+1
math magic
Try a grammar question next time, just to see what happens.

2026-06-15 09:19
0
Kickball is for guys like Buck Sexton
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ThE nFL iS aWeSoMe. It'S tHe bEsT.

2026-06-14 19:26
0
Covid NHS
Another that aged like milk in the hot sun.

2026-06-14 01:33
0
Proselytism
The. Left. Can't. Meme.

2026-06-13 17:02
+11
Even The Hippies Hated Her
No, we're calling her a traitor for her traitorous actions, nor because she opposed the war itself, smoothbrain.

2026-06-12 21:28
+14
WATDAFAQ
Boner was an error, and goof was a hard-on. No good reason for the meaning to change, but it did.

2026-06-12 19:25
0
money cannon
If Musk were half the man he thinks he is, he'd use SpaceX to fry BlackRock from orbit.

2026-06-12 14:00
+2
Outstanding comrades
And in a 100% communist society, you'd be executed as a net drain on the collective.

2026-06-12 13:58
+7
uh oh
Cars. Crashing. At a DEMOLITION DERBY. And he's supposed to be sad? He should have his head checked for the stupid.

2026-06-12 13:55
+3
World Cup shenanigans, by orange man
For the same stuff?

2026-06-11 07:22
+1
Box surprise
No actors were harmed in the making of this video.

2026-06-11 07:21
+10
Grammar boss fight
Grammatically nightmarish, but comprehensible.

2026-06-11 07:18
+2
Worst PB&J ever!
Go study meme formatting, come back, and try again.

2026-06-10 08:37
+4
Broadcasting through it
So?

2026-06-09 08:22
+3
War of the Words
'Worlds' would have made this so much better.

2026-06-09 08:21
+1
Much thank
Will.

2026-06-08 16:56
0
Choosey memers choose Jif?
I'm a smoothbrain who thinks I know how to say words better than the guy who invented them. I'm so cool.

2026-06-08 16:55
0
"Why would you post something so controversial yet so bra...
Give it one misgendered comment and 6 feet of rope and you'll see both sons are equal.

2026-06-08 13:39
0
Trans Rights Matter
Nazis accept themselves for who they are, which is at least creditable. Trans do not, but demand we accept them for who they aren't. It's a mental sickness.

2026-06-08 13:32
+10
Wrong ecosystem
Let's pretend we know nothing about iguanas on the Galapagos...

2026-06-08 09:22
+11
yo
Amazing how far Somethingawful.com reached.

2026-06-07 18:22
0
Nice butt
Perfect, regardless of income.

2026-06-07 18:16
0
Streaming services
It's pee.

2026-06-07 11:01
+2
RIP Virginia Guiffre
Good thing they've forced everything digital. Now they can delete remotely and there's nothing you can do about it. Oh iT's On ThE cLoUd.

2026-06-07 11:00
+5
He man grocery shopping
It's

2026-06-06 18:03
+3
ranch failure
That's a legit stripper name.

2026-06-05 20:57
+2
Interestingly interesting
You and Jerry Brudos.

2026-06-05 20:55
0
Day 234
You don't get enough attention from you mom?

2026-06-05 07:31
+7
Technically true
German soldiers never met him. He's stolen valor.

2026-06-05 07:24
-7
dog is similar to it's owner:
It's

2026-06-03 13:18
+2
same discourse
Screw the story, downvote for the smoothbrain "their".

2026-06-03 13:17
+8
Pride Month
This meme is so out of touch with reality, I'm amazed it exists in this realm.

2026-06-03 13:15
+12
Would this confuse a liberal?
Oh, god, no. No, no, no.

2026-06-03 07:37
+2
Me every dya in french
It's sex, not gender, and has nothing to do with genitalia. Good lord, is etymology too much to ask?

2026-06-02 16:39
+2
Not Mia Kalishnikov
Haaaahahahaha cope.

2026-06-01 20:42
+9
Tat
Well, I'm certainly convinced. No one could make anything like that up ever, no matter what.

2026-06-01 16:12
+25
ai
I will join you in this endeavor.

2026-06-01 11:42
+3
Tat
Is there any length the British won't go to in order to exploit as many people as possible?

2026-05-30 23:39
-4
This meme SOCKS
The Spanish grammar is awful, and no, that's not a good translation, either. Just awful grammar.

2026-05-29 21:44
+7
Internet strangers are often <85IQ
I weep for the future.

2026-05-29 00:21
+4
Yes
Cocaine said that, not a human.

2026-05-28 17:08
0
Disney cooked it
Hold the line, good sir, hold the line. Perpetual adolescence will lead us all straight to hell.

2026-05-28 17:05
0
Disney cooked it
And stay down.

2026-05-28 17:03
+2
bunker time
*A sudden, smoothbrain.

2026-05-28 17:01
+1
Garage archaeology
+1 for using the correct term, OP.

2026-05-28 14:56
-1
Garage archaeology
It's absolutely not. Bald is an old English word for white (eg. Bald eagle). It means you tell a lie without even feeling bad enough to blush about it. It. Is. Not. Bold-faced.

2026-05-28 14:54
0
Le bacon
Everyone who paid attention in class when someone does.

2026-05-28 12:00
+3
Le bacon
Everyone who paid attention in class when someone does.

2026-05-28 11:58
+3
rip pierre deny
Who?

2026-05-28 07:49
+1
homer signature
Flaite ahuevonado.

2026-05-28 07:45
0
homer signature
Flaite ahuevonado.

2026-05-28 07:35
-1
Wrong site, honey. You should be on OnlyFans.
Imagine the budget you'd need to buy the bags you'd have to put over her face every time. Industrial-strength just to keep the ugly from melting through.

2026-05-27 17:13
+2
III
God, September 11 conspiracy is so easily disproven it strains belief anyone still buys into it. You have to be willfully stupid to keep pushing it.

2026-05-27 17:11
-3

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