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  Credit card

  Do you know where their "g" spot is? It's the g at the end of shopping

  5h

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  Sparkling water is a fucking sin

  Sparkling water tastes like static

  2026-07-03 20:35

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  Trump posted this.

  It's only a golden shower if you don't drink enough water

  2026-06-26 19:45

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  Happiness can be found in the simplest things

  Better than the onions that make me cry

  2026-04-02 12:41

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  What brought you in?

  Where the hell are all these moths coming from? __Thomas Edison probably

  2026-02-22 00:09

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  Byee

  Off you go, apparently

  2026-02-06 20:58

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  Modern Woman in 1950s dress

  Would...love to go back in time

  2025-12-20 20:56

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  Yes there's a movie about a killer tire

  Movie name is Rubber

  2025-11-13 08:41

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  Different

  If you see it later, it's an alligator

  2025-09-28 01:04

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  That's the Spirit

  Mine was in moderation when seen yours. We should be able to delete our own posts...I would have

  2025-09-28 01:00

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  Bruh

  Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear!

  2025-09-02 19:33

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  Bells and whistles

  Lots of stand up at 800 pound gorilla on y.t.

  2025-08-24 20:15

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  Smartphone

  Terms and conditions!?! I thought it said perms and conditioner

  2025-08-14 19:46

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  Do they really need speed bumps?

  The Shiziguan Floating Bridge in China

  2025-08-01 00:43

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  That's what friends are for

  I believe it's just a water snake, but still...

  2025-07-18 10:43

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  Marie Curie quotes

  She looks absolutely radiant

  2025-07-16 21:51

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  Thinking how I'd be if I wasn’t insecure in my 20s

  If I was born one minute earlier, would my life have been different? Or would I have just asked that question one minute one minute sooner?

  2025-06-20 13:06

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  Bingo worker rigged it so dad could win. We love her.

  Good deeds done dirt cheap

  2025-05-26 12:40

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  They cry, I freeze like a confused Minecraft villager

  Ask them if it's because of their haircut

  2025-05-14 21:17

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  Shoe salesman

  They're Brannock devices

  2025-04-24 14:14

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  NSFW: My mom hooked up with my friend. Send help.

  Is your mom funny? Because I'm a funny mother fucker

  2025-04-21 20:24

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  Friends will be friends

  If he went to war he earned it, not stole it

  2025-04-19 22:13

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  Bruce

  Unlike you, maybe he had a friend

  2025-04-16 14:18

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  new vehicle

  They'll hear you coming from 2 miles away

  2025-03-28 20:31

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  Passion can overwhelm you at the worst possible times

  Only so much you can do hanging from a harness on a powerline pole 40 feet in the air

  2025-03-19 21:37

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  Because you just never know

  I threw it at my annoying neighbor...

  2025-03-19 21:31

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  Are you a coward?

  I turn beer and whiskey into pee

  2025-03-11 00:52

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  Trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch

  Before lunch I'm too hungry to work. After lunch I'm too full too work

  2025-03-06 13:30

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  2nd Amendment

  And the other 53% lied

  2025-02-27 20:05

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  Helicopter

  Occasionally step on their trunks

  2025-02-19 21:14

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  STOP TOUCHING THAT

  If you have a good Mom, she'll let you lick the beaters. If you have a great Mom, she'll turn off the mixer first

  2025-02-10 21:54

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  And. . .I'm. . .spent

  What's the difference between a quickie and a yankee? They're the same thing except a yankee you do yourself

  2025-02-03 12:10

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  hbb

  I work four 10's. Off every Friday, Saturday and Sunday

  2025-01-22 21:17

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  He remembered his boo...Spiders?!?!

  How is no one commenting on the box of spiders?

  2025-01-10 01:23

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  Clear display

  What does a bear think when it sees someone in a sleeping bag? Mmmmmm. A people burrito

  2025-01-03 22:17

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  City hall

  He's going in to fight for the right to bear arms (and legs)

  2025-01-03 22:12

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  Rudolph

  Why don't we hear more about Olive reindeer? You know...Olive, the other reindeer, use to laugh and call him names

  2024-12-23 10:52

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  Classic

  It said a 'good' man

  2024-12-06 19:15

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  Bob

  What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in front of your door? Matt

  2024-12-03 14:01

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  Dream job meme

  My dream job is to not have to have have a job

  2024-11-22 22:06

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  Women Lie All The Time

  I used to think girls thought funny guys were hot. Turns out they just find hot guys funny

  2024-11-22 22:04

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  If you are feeling upset

  Everyone is welcome...to leave

  2024-11-22 21:53

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  I was told to smack her butt and hold on for the ride....

  He had an interview with Barbara Walters where he said this. She said something about you may get some mail for that. He said, I may also get some female. Legend. (in my uploads some ways back)

  2024-11-16 13:25

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  I have questions

  Ever since we were supposed to stop objectifying women, they got fat

  2024-11-14 21:29

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  There's always a chance if you can make her laugh

  Shoes are on his hands

  2024-11-14 10:58

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  Date

  Got a loose screw

  2024-11-05 19:34

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  Date

  Even a dump truck looks small in the Grand Canyon

  2024-11-05 19:34

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  Religion is cancer

  Alter boys become altered boys

  2024-11-03 01:38

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  Plane karens?

  Boeing taking it off before it falls off in flight

  2024-10-31 19:30

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  Shnow

  Sometimes it's just about getting some peace and quiet, not having to catch anything

  2024-10-25 22:15

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  Frog looking bro like are you gonna leave me some?

  You snooze you lose

  2024-10-11 15:22

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  Sleep

  She's not goth. She's an Edgar Allan hoe.

  2024-10-10 20:47

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  google called water what it is

  Wet

  2024-10-04 21:37

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  We are free from bugs!

  Now we need something like that for liberals

  2024-09-20 20:24

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  The tomb of Marie Curie, located in the Pantheon in Paris...

  Her husband's favorite compliment for her...you look absolutley radiant tonight

  2024-09-20 20:18

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  Kepitalism

  They did help improve working conditions and safety

  2024-09-15 19:44

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  savage

  Maybe, just maybe, the tree never got any art lessons

  2024-09-12 21:03

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  Alcoholic but smart

  Give plasma. You get paid and can do twice a week. Also get drunk faster afterwards

  2024-09-12 12:27

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  Every. Single. Night....

  Just sleep faster

  2024-09-08 21:03

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  Super

  Why do they call the south 'the bible belt'? It's the only one that still fits

  2024-09-08 20:56

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  Disturbed comment

  Every cloud has a silver lining, except in Nagasaki and Hiroshima

  2024-09-08 01:08

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  My son's do it to their girls too

  I open her door so doesn't hit it on anything

  2024-09-08 01:05

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  Orson Welles shrimp fried rice meme

  The chicken probably helped him

  2024-09-04 19:51

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  How strange

  Because the winners write the history books

  2024-09-04 19:50

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  III

  If climate change is real, why have I never seen quarters and nickels fall from the sky?

  2024-09-04 19:48

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  For the kid

  A cesarean section is a cut above natural childbirth

  2024-09-04 19:42

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  When i was in School

  You should have left sooner. Thats quite an improvement

  2024-09-04 19:41

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  This is cursed

  Just use a cleaver

  2024-08-29 16:14

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  Double the fun

  defensivearmsacademy.com Can rent machine guns in Dallas

  2024-08-27 20:55

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  Cool, but pretty worthless as a tool

  Closer to 1.9 hp (if 28 cc is correct) HP = CC ÷ 15 (approximately)

  2024-08-24 22:38

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  Prescription sunglasses

  Eye Dr: Your results are in OP: Can I see them? Eye Dr: Probably not

  2024-08-04 21:21

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  Last night after the freed Americans left the plane, Bide...

  That would have been a fair trade

  2024-08-03 11:10

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  Using the term artificial intelligence in product descrip...

  My fridge is artificially intelligent, but my wife is real dumb

  2024-08-01 20:04

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  Peaceful

  The problem with my wife giving me the silent treatment is her constantly telling me that's what she is doing

  2024-07-15 17:11

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  Ooof

  Old lady tits...like a tennis ball in a tube sock

  2024-07-14 23:16

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  Belly button fact

  I hate having lint in my mouth

  2024-07-05 20:28

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  Can't understand them

  25% of women are on meds for mental issues. Do you know what that means? 75% of women are going untreated

  2024-07-03 20:54

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  cold showers are so hot right now

  I'm not sweating, it's condensation from my cold cold heart

  2024-07-03 20:47

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  he could run

  He may not have been much as President, but at least he was a good man

  2024-06-28 22:25

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  my mom has done all she could to ensure i have a better f...

  Being a mother is one of the hardest jobs, but it is the easiest one to get

  2024-06-22 16:42

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  life

  Being rich helps also

  2024-06-22 16:40

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  LGBT

  There are no smart alphabet people

  2024-06-12 20:37

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  Not mine

  We have shirt pockets so we can carry her around when she does turn into a worm

  2024-06-12 20:29

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  Must have been in america

  Quukumba

  2024-06-12 20:27

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  Wedding prank

  But he helped (hopefully) with that

  2024-06-12 20:25

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  Fast food burger price

  Costco has $5 rotisserie chickens

  2024-06-07 12:50

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  Me

  Pretty much all jobs, regardless of hours, will drain the life out of you

  2024-06-01 20:33

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  Quick and Easy

  I'm not wanted anywhere....

  2024-05-24 23:21

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  does it work?

  It must be hard to prove Viagra works

  2024-05-14 21:15

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  Another one

  When my 20 yr old car breaks down, it's not going to fall out of the sky or maybe kill 200 people

  2024-05-10 15:31

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  dongs in a plank

  But the muscles get much more oxygen this way

  2024-05-08 14:08

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  How many licks mr. Owl

  One. Two. Three. Crunch

  2024-05-02 22:58

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  Shock

  Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch themselves some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

  2024-04-24 14:24

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  Gotcha there, Gromit

  It's only a golden shower if you don't drink enough water

  2024-04-18 00:47

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  I'm shocked

  Do you know why the south is called 'the bible belt'? It's the only belt that still fits

  2024-04-14 23:04

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  No I want to stay at the beach,as you said I'm a good boy

  But I called shotgun

  2024-04-02 19:44

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  What evidence would you accept?

  Religion is just faith that there will be more after this life. If that makes you happier here, then go for it

  2024-03-29 21:53

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  Born Again 7 Times

  That's why he created dogs. The Lord is my shepherd...

  2024-03-27 21:27

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  Wonder if it's a photo guide

  I play a pretty mean butt trumpet

  2024-03-27 21:05

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  Gotcha fucker...

  Genies and Gods are assholes

  2024-03-20 20:01

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